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Mickey Rourke: 9 1/2 Eeks!

Mickey Rourke really shined at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday. Paging Madame Tussauds!
Mickey Rourke
The 50-year-old dewy-skinned hunk turned up at the premiere of Gus Van Sant's "Paranoid Park" -- looking like the sunglassed spitting image of Sylvester Stallone. Rambotox strikes again!

Oh Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!



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1. In this picture he has a stirking resembalance to that dude Liza Menella married - oh our poor celebs, can the fame and fortune really be worth it?

Posted at 2:06PM on May 22nd 2007 by Inspector Gadget

2. No problem, kids. He's got make-up on for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

Posted at 2:15PM on May 22nd 2007 by JohnInFlorida

3. This guy was the man after 9 1/2 weeks and he couldn't to any wrong. Fast forward about 15 years and he looks like a thicker version of Michael Jackson with his face hammered together. Mickey, stop yourself it didn't take, so just let it go!!!

Posted at 3:45PM on May 22nd 2007 by Lenn K

4. YIKES !!!! He looks like he's made out of WAX. Get an umbrella for the guy to shade him from the sun. He might MELT when those rays hit him. LOL

He looks like he's been digging into Stallone's " growth hormones viles " That's one guy who really got scary looking as he aged. He should have left himself alone.

Posted at 2:20PM on May 22nd 2007 by heard it from a friend

5. Believe it or not, he's starting to look more normal.

Posted at 7:01PM on May 22nd 2007 by TBA

6. Ewwwwwwww. He does look JUST LIKE Liza's ex.

Posted at 2:42PM on May 22nd 2007 by TES

7.
Put a blonde wig on him and he'd look like Stevie Nicks (Who?) before she had all the work done to erase her coke bloat.

Posted at 2:57PM on May 22nd 2007 by evemustlooklikesteve

8. WTF?? damn he used to be so cute in 9 1/2 weeks and now he looks like a waxen corps freakazoid. Jesus these doctors are having a field day turning these celebs into carnival side show freaks. damn the average rational mind cannot explain this type of madness.

Posted at 3:25PM on May 22nd 2007 by NubianGoddez

9. Freaky chin implant!

Posted at 4:25PM on May 22nd 2007 by angela

10. He used to be SO fine.....what a shame....

Posted at 3:39PM on May 22nd 2007 by pj

11. 50!!!!???TRY 59!!!!! what a clown!!!he looks 70!!!!!!

Posted at 3:42PM on May 22nd 2007 by suzyq7cars

12. Funny thing is, this new look has gotten him some very cool roles lately. I say go with it.
From pretty boy to scary boy. Opportunity knocks in weird ways. The trick is to recognize it!

Posted at 3:51PM on May 22nd 2007 by i2ndThat

13. What is THAT? (an alien on steroids?)

Doesn't even look human!

Posted at 4:08PM on May 22nd 2007 by zen maven

14. What is THAT? Doesn't even look human!

(an alien on steroids?)

Posted at 4:10PM on May 22nd 2007 by zen maven

15. Somebody put this freak out of his misery! He's atrocious looking!

Posted at 4:18PM on May 22nd 2007 by Stimpy

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