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Mickey Rourke: 9 1/2 Eeks!

Mickey Rourke really shined at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday. Paging Madame Tussauds!
Mickey Rourke
The 50-year-old dewy-skinned hunk turned up at the premiere of Gus Van Sant's "Paranoid Park" -- looking like the sunglassed spitting image of Sylvester Stallone. Rambotox strikes again!

Oh Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!



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16. He looks horrific. WTF was he thinking?
I realize age in Hollyweird is a death sentence, but come on.
Hey, we ALL get older and no one gets out alive.
Live with yourself.

Posted at 4:21PM on May 22nd 2007 by Prnzez

17. He could be Gene Simmons' twin brother- before the plastic surgery.

Posted at 4:36PM on May 22nd 2007 by Stacie

18. Hey, I think he is looking a lot better. He appears to have taken out the alleged cheek implants- which did not suit him. So he's a lttle shiny - he looks handsome to me.

Posted at 4:45PM on May 22nd 2007 by jay

19. and they talk about female actors not knowing when to stop with the plastic surgery already,,,wow your ship has sailed,,,mick

Posted at 5:04PM on May 22nd 2007 by my little bit

20. And the sad part is.....he still thinks he's hot ! He looks worse then Kenny Rogers, is that possible..

Posted at 5:56PM on May 22nd 2007 by DRMcCoy

21. I agree he looks like chainsaw massacre guy, or the guy from Hallowween Jason? Very frightening. I hope that hot young blonde with him in Cannes was his daughter, cus that is just TOO GROSS!! If not...Yuck, some people will date anything as long as its famous and has money.

Posted at 6:03PM on May 22nd 2007 by candytarte

22. Jesus. Are we sure he isn't 65 at least? He used to be SO hot!

Posted at 11:50PM on May 22nd 2007 by Arden

23. He looks like Michael Myers. Rob Zombie should have used him in the new Halloween film.

Posted at 1:17AM on May 23rd 2007 by BeeGurl

24. Don't pick at the "MICK" even tho he does look a little like the character he played in "Sin City".

Posted at 12:48PM on May 23rd 2007 by Roger C

25. Oh my! Another sad one here! He used to be so good looking...if he just would have left the mug alone and stayed away from drugs....he'ld be looking as good as Mr. Clooney right about now.

Posted at 12:40PM on Jun 12th 2007 by V

26. All I know is I had a mad crush on him in his early career, then lost track of him for years....now, to see him like this is very disheartening!!! He was so hot before...and I'm sure he'd still be hot if he hadn't gone under the knife!!!!!!! For some reason this really upsets me! I feel we and he have been cheated out of a beautiful creature to admire!!!

Posted at 6:48AM on Jul 19th 2007 by Lorristory

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