Is Rosie Ready to Ditch "The View" -- Right Now?

991. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO' MO' ROSEY POSEY!!!!
I WAS PRAYING SHE WOULDN'T COME BACK;
SHE'S A FOOL TO DO WHAT SHE DID;
IF SHE'S SUCH A SO-CALLED "FRIEND" OF ELISABETH's, I'D SURE HATE
TO BE HER ENEMIES; GREAT WAY TO SHOW FRIENDSHIP;
ROSEY NEVER NEEDS TO BE BACK ON ANY T.V. SHOW
SHE AT LEAST MADE THE RIGHT DECISION TO NOT COME BACK !!!!

Posted at 10:28AM on May 26th 2007 by HAVELOCK NC LOU LOU

992. All I can say is -- it's about time!! The only reason Rosie does anything on t.v. is to get her very intense, anti-republican opinions on the air. I wish she would just live her life with her "partner" and kids and just be quiet! And Alicia Silverstone should feel lucky she was even invited to be interviewed on any show. How RUDE and CHILDISH to just walk past Elisabeth like she wasn't even there. All Alicia has to offer is advice on eating veggies and whining about the wrongs being done to animals. Just proves she's an immature, RUDE, non-talent!!! Congrats to Elisabeth for remaining poised and classy even after she was treated so poorly!!!

Posted at 10:55AM on May 26th 2007 by Ava

993. Can some one get rid of that skinny, blonde idiot that does not stand by her friends? Why didn't she just answer the question? I would have responded to my FRIEND !! Best of Luck Ro...Go home Elizabeth and raise your children.

Posted at 7:03PM on May 26th 2007 by Mary

994. Hooray for Rosie...I'm so sick and tired of "Miss I'm all for George Bush" Elisabeth and her all for the war stance...why doesn't she enlist and go over there herself being the Survivor that she is...oh yar. that's right she's pregnant! She'd run the other way so fast if she ever had the chance to go over Iraq...She and her husband are both "Monday morning Quarterbacks"! See how fast her tune would change if she had children in the military...she'd be driving the "bus" up to Canada with them and all their friends on board.
One more thing...to whoever drew the mustaches on the pictures of Elisabeth at the ABC offices...you should have blackened out some of her teeth and drew some horns on her head too...I would have!!!

Posted at 7:32PM on May 26th 2007 by Alyce

995. Rosie tried to stop Elizabeth from her ranting and raving. She kept saying Elizabeth I don't want to argue with her. Lizzie Borden chose to continue her screaming and finger pointing. Rosie made a comment about her being pregnant and to be careful of the baby. Elizabeth yelled back my baby is fine. How dare she carry on like that while carrrying a baby.

Elizabeth, in donald Trump's words is she is the DUMBEST PERSON ON TV. Leave Lizzie

Posted at 8:09PM on May 26th 2007 by Karina

996. I am so ready for Rosie to be gone. She has used the View for her Views only and everyone else had no say or was not heard. I am tired of her using the show to talk about her gay life style.. and acting like its the only way to be.. I think she needs help and needs it soon b/c she really has no clue how bad she has gotten. Why would anyone think she is good for The View.. It just shows how Low they can go.. Get Real

Posted at 8:40PM on May 26th 2007 by Candyce Ray

997. Hey we figured it out. Rosie is a spy. She only talks in favor of all the countries who do not support demcratic values. humm.... maybe the government should look a little more closer at Rosie.....

Posted at 9:59PM on May 26th 2007 by True American

998. puff,

You post THAT and you are calling SOMEONE ELSE stupid?!?! I have a recommendation for you....something that you should try. It's called first grade.

Posted at 8:09AM on May 27th 2007 by AmosMoses

999. I think that Rosie O'Donnell would much better serve humanity if she simply stayed at home, sitting on her fat a$$, on her own couch (way left of center of it, that is!), with her enormous hand buried in her funky, stained, circus tent sized drawers, scratching her swinging, pendulous nut sack while scarfing carbs and swilling pi$$, instead of scaring the hell out of us all with her ugly, bitter, frightening face, as it peers menacingly at us from within our TV sets. She's a hypocritical lard-a$$ who spontaneously spews illogical, senseless venom at anyone prettier than her (which is 99 and 44/100ths percent of the human population and the vast bulk , by far, of the animal kingdom). I realize that she can't help that she's a moron, just as she can't help that she looks like a wigged and lipsticked Jabba the Hutt on crack, but she can damned sure do something about that vile, offensive mouth of hers. Good Lord, her current little girl friend, Kelli, CHOSE to subject herself to Rosie, and it’s hard as hell on her despite the fact that she rakes in one helluva paycheck for her trouble. (I think that Mike Rowe needs to follow poor Kelli around one day for his show “Dirty Jobs”. I doubt that he could stomach it, though, and that says a lot because he rolls in feces and urine with some regularity on his program.) But, what about us poor slobs who unwittingly turn on the TV, only to be assaulted by that frightening countenance peering out from a brightening black screen?!?!!? Man, the Surgeon General needs to tattoo a warning across Rosie’s Superdome sized a$$ that says "The Surgeon General has determined that exposing yourself to this stupid, rude, offensive bitch will make you wish you had cancer!"

Speaking of Rosie's poor little better half…Wait, I mean her poor little better fiftieth, Kelli....she’s a helluva trooper, Kelli is. I’ll give her that! Oh, HELL!! Can you imagine what it's like on her to wake up next to that mountainous tub of hateful lard every morning!? I can only imagine that (even though I try not to, I swear I do!).... I bet Kelli wakes up morning after morning, slowly and carefully eases her petite little head off of Rosie’s mammoth arm, and wearing nothing but a tiny purple negligee and a strap-on the size of a large stick of pulpwood, she stumbles blindly to the bathroom and projectile pukes into the toilet bowl with the force of a fire hose. The odor of food, even that which is half digested and mixed with liberal quantities of gastric juices, wafts across the room to the sheet covered mountain lying on the bed that is Rosie O’Donnell. Jiggling like a huge vat of REALLY pi$$ed off Jell-o, Rosie twists, turns, struggles, and finally rolls to the edge of the bed where she slowly rises on colossal, hirsute legs that look exactly like the trunks of some enormous, 2,000 year old Sequoia trees. She waddles over to where Kelli is kneeling over the toilet and then gobbles up whatever puke missed the bowl. Like the big, fat elephant that she is she washes it all down with several trunkfuls of toilet pi$$ water, and in her shrillest elephant voice, she screams “r-r-rrr-eeee-EEEEEE!! REEEEEEE-E-E-E---E--EEEEE!! FEE … FI … FO … FUM… I SMELL VOMIT, BITCH, GIVE ME SOME!” Pawing and pounding at the floor with her massive, swollen feet so forcefully that chunks of plaster start to fall off of the ceiling, she flaps her huge ears back and forth, twitches her tail a time or two, and reaches out to caress and tickle Kelli with her trunk. Kelli pukes again, this time on the floor (clever girl!), and as Rosie withdraws her big trunk to begin vacuuming up the fresh vomit, Kelli makes a run for it, but not before she scatters peanuts far and wide throughout both the bathroom and the bedroom (I told you she was a clever girl!!). The peanuts buy just enough time for Kelli to reach her vehicle, and then every window in the entire neighborhood rattles with the sound of Kelli burning rubber and Rosie trumpeting over and over in bewilderment and anger.

See, I bet it was probably something like THAT that got Rosie all hot and bothered around Elisabeth the fateful morning of The Argument. Then, just as happens every morning, Kelli had escaped Rosie (cuz Rosie simply can NOT pass up those damned peanuts no matter how hard she tries!!), as per the usual, before Rosie could nuzzle her from head to toe with her rough, leathery trunk, leaving a dangerous cocktail of raging hormones and surging adrenaline coursing in the water hose sized vessels that make up Rosie’s circulatory system. On that particular morning, one glance in a mirror at the studio was all it took to set Rosie into fits of violent, passionate anger, which she immediately transferred to poor little Elisabeth. Lucky for Elisabeth the studio personnel observed Rosie grazing in the courtyard earlier that day, and they concluded that she was obviously under some sort of stress when she only ate six large round bales of alfalfa hay, three watermelons, two dozen heads of lettuce, three bushels of potatoes and four bushels of sugar beets for her midmorning snack. This drastic decrease in food intake raised a number of red flags, and six animal control officers were called out just to be safe. The wisdom of that decision became quite clear when Rosie glimpsed herself in the mirror, then saw Elisabeth’s angelic and beautiful face, and she flew into an absolute rage. Luckily, the officers were able to convince Rosie that they were going to boil her big, fat, cellulite ridden lard-a$$ down and sell her to Crisco if she did not cease and desist with her rampage.

And the rest, as they say, is history…..

Posted at 8:17AM on May 27th 2007 by Amos Moses

1000. Elizabeth is a backstabbing "plastic type" bitch, every high school has some. She should have answered the question. The View was a place for lively debate while Rosie was on it. However just how much beating up by Fox types can one woman take. I wish Rosie would have stayed on but I can see why she wouldn't want to make loudmouths on Fox job easy. All they have to do is play blurbs and take shots, not much skill necessary, maybe Elizabeth should apply. Good luck Rosie thanks for the entertainment and the information.

Posted at 6:12PM on Jun 27th 2007 by MJ

1001. to puff;
are you referred to by that name because you can easily be found puffing on something. with the lack of good sense and grammar skills in your words, your puffing material must be the illegal kind that destoys brain cells. but anyway, good luck with that, and keep up the good work.

Posted at 1:54PM on May 27th 2007 by still not a fan of "the View!"

1002. Debbie smith,

It's not that it is Rosie's beliefs. She is making some strong assumtions. Don't you wonder where this is coming from. She is putting out there that the bombings were a conspiracy. she has called our troops terrorist for Bush. Hummmm I just wonder if she knows something. is she a spy for other countries. She is constantly bashing the USA. Have you Debbie lived abroad? Can you say that you can defend the nasty things she says about the USA government. Well I have lived abroad and until you do live abroad I would be very slow to agree with someone that really does not know how good we have it here. Sure things are not perfect but having lived elsewhere I would never bash our government like she does. I will continue to use my right to vote and let our democratic system work the rest.

Perhaps just being a nice person could get you a invitation to the White House and that is not a character of Rosie.

Posted at 1:56PM on May 27th 2007 by True American

1003. By her choosing to NOT come back after the debate proves that she is a coward!

If people would listen to what EH is saying you will see that she in not in support of the war, however she does understand that we are in it now and must deal with it.

It is a crying shame tha innocent people are being killed mainly by these radical extreamit.

Would we rather have the 650,000 deaths here on our soil or on their's. Trying to divide our nation is an act of treason!

Posted at 2:09AM on May 28th 2007 by PeterR

1004. #994 True American

So you think that because you've lived abroad that you know it all? Well I've lived in the USA all my life and I know perfectly well that this is the best country in the world. You need to get your facts straight. Rose has never called the troops terrorists for Bush. She has donated her time and money to the Fischer houses for wounded troops. What has EH done other than defend Bush everyday. Rosie says over and over that she just wants them home, not fighting in a war that never should've taken place. She doesn't bash the USA, she bashes the Bush administration for getting us into this horrible mess, as do the majority of Americans, and the majority of the rest of the world! You're suggesting she is possibly a spy for another country. That is the most ridiculous comment I've seen. Shame on you! You need to open your ears and really listen to what she says and not twist her words around to make her look like the bad guy. How anyone can defend the Bush administration is beyond me. And give me a break, being "nice" doesn't get anyone invited to a State dinner. I want a real answer to my question, "what has EH done for this country to deserve such a high honor", or are you going to skirt around the answer just like EH did to Rosie?

Posted at 2:41AM on May 29th 2007 by Debbie Smith

1005. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

There's something that I have been contemplating for quite some time now. I didn't want to create a panic, but my sense of responsibility has me cornered, and I feel it's my solemn duty to now come forward with this:

Has ANYONE ever seen Rosie O'Donnell and Hogzilla at the same time? Gives us something to think about, doesn't it? Talk about your conspiracies....9-11 is NOTHING compared to this chilling thought - right now, for all we know, Hogzilla is alive and well and has just quit "The View"...and is possibly about to start her own show!

Posted at 5:11AM on May 29th 2007 by Amos Moses