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Stumbling Janice: "I'm Not Tipsy!"

Janice Dickinson is a class act.

TMZ spotted the self-titled "World's First Supermodel" outside Koi last night, where she warmly greeted snapping paps with a friendly one finger salute. Struggling to hold herself up, Janice unleashed a barrage of slurred obscenities and, unfortunately for passersby, flashed her ass for all to see. Stately.

Finally reaching her waiting ride, Ms. Dickinson gathered herself and told the cameras "I'm not tipsy." Imagine what she'd be like if she were.



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16. No way is that what you act like just on alcohol alone!
BTW..Most women say they are Tipsy even after drinking 4 or 5 Long Islands.
This OLD broad needs to go away!

Posted at 10:46AM on May 23rd 2007 by Not a LIb

17. I wonder what HE looked like before the sex change surgery?

Posted at 10:46AM on May 23rd 2007 by Victoria

18. Janice you and your family must be proud. A Poster Child for what not to do or be. Janice is to Old, to make an a ass out of herself. This is sad, What a Role Model????????

Posted at 11:07AM on May 23rd 2007 by Toni

19. I don't get it. What is she so mad about? She was hatin' the second she got of Koi. I agree she should just be happy someone takes her picture. Refresh me please-what did this lady do to "famous"?

Posted at 10:49AM on May 23rd 2007 by Cattle dog girl

20. T-R-A-S-H!!!!!!

Posted at 10:50AM on May 23rd 2007 by blech

21. Didn't this drunken IDIOT have a show on Cable....? Is that the same person? but, hey WHO CARES....LOL

Posted at 10:50AM on May 23rd 2007 by Nance

22. I dunno...isn't she a little OLD to be acting like this? She is such a freak.

Posted at 12:03PM on May 23rd 2007 by JMM

23. LMAO! This is what you call TAILS FROM THE CRYPT!!!! What is up with all the shananigans? I mean she's flapping that dress around as if folk are dying to see her BONEY SAGGY @SS! LMAO. She really need to sit her azz down!

Posted at 1:24PM on May 24th 2007 by sheila

24. Just goes to show you, "Beauty fades but stupid is forever." How pathetic. She had her day now it's time for her to move on and be an intelligent, classy, older woman that younger women look up too. Most beautiful women can't handle getting older because they have always gotten by on being the center of attention. But when that twinkle goes and wrinkles replace it, they have nothing to fall back on. Obviously, there's something to be said for attaining higher education!

Female Veteran, USAF

Posted at 11:14AM on May 23rd 2007 by Steph

25. She's right, she wasn't tipsy....she was drunk off her ASS!

Posted at 7:23AM on May 24th 2007 by stef

26. have another line janice, then sober up and spend your money on rehab....

Posted at 11:16AM on May 23rd 2007 by Renee

27. She is wearing Madonna's H&M $60 dress.....

Posted at 11:29AM on May 23rd 2007 by Lisa

28. She is pure raunch.

Posted at 11:22AM on May 23rd 2007 by Laurie Lu

29. What a POS skank.

Posted at 11:24AM on May 23rd 2007 by Stimkerbell

30. I wish someone would tell her that NO ONE wants to see her weird-looking, flabby ass! It's about as firm as Larry King's waddle and blinds me every time I have the unfortunate displeasure of seeing it.

Posted at 11:30AM on May 23rd 2007 by JaneSays

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