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Stumbling Janice: "I'm Not Tipsy!"

Janice Dickinson is a class act.

TMZ spotted the self-titled "World's First Supermodel" outside Koi last night, where she warmly greeted snapping paps with a friendly one finger salute. Struggling to hold herself up, Janice unleashed a barrage of slurred obscenities and, unfortunately for passersby, flashed her ass for all to see. Stately.

Finally reaching her waiting ride, Ms. Dickinson gathered herself and told the cameras "I'm not tipsy." Imagine what she'd be like if she were.



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31. Such class. Jesus, what a twit. I guess she thinks she's attractive.

Posted at 11:51AM on May 23rd 2007 by Ooba Gooba

32. I hope she reads all of the nice coments about herself. Being the narcisist that she is, I am sure she will. Trash!!!

Posted at 12:39PM on May 23rd 2007 by cmorganadams

33. Nasty.....she is just plain nasty.....vulgar, crude and TOTALLY CLASSLESS......She's looking more and more like Cruela DeVille.....heathen bitch....I love her....sweet gal...

Posted at 11:59AM on May 23rd 2007 by Anastasia Beaverhausen

34. You know...I find it insulting that this trainwreck calls herself " The Worlds FIRST super Model". I'm a Big fan of "America's Next Top Model". I beleive the 1st 3 seasons she continuously rammed it down the contestants ,Tyra's and viewers throats. I grew tired of it. But only because the quote is so out of context. When I think of the Worlds "First Super Model" I think of Marilyn Monroe, Twiggy, Cheryl Tiegs, GIA ( even though she was taken from this world too young). Cindy Crawford, Nikki Taylor.
These women I just mentioned ( with the exception of Gia), held such high standards in public appearances. They weren't falling over themselves (high) on God's knows what. They were out making names for themselves with "good inntentions. And not acting like spoiled, rude and ruthless models trying to portray a "bad ass image" thinking it may sell more covers....but ultimately only makes you look like an ass!
It was never made known as to why Janice left ANTM...although I do beleive it was whispered as " She had other commitments". I tend to think Tyra was getting fed up with her additude. I for one was sick of it....Did any of you see VH1's surreal life while janice was on it? It was pathetic....If she acts like that in real life....my question would be...does she have any friends? Cause she sure ain't selling covers of magazine's now?

Posted at 12:03PM on May 23rd 2007 by Cynthia

35. ........Jaslene......Distance yourself from this poor-excuse-of-a-life.......Do YOURSELF proud, wear undies and ALWAYS stay in CONTROL of yourself..........You are a BEAUTY!

Posted at 12:13PM on May 23rd 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

36. What a pain in the ASS!!! I'm glad thats not my chick...............

Posted at 12:16PM on May 23rd 2007 by costaMesaboy

37. She sees her life passing her by.....FAST....She's getting old and there is only sooooo much surgery one can do to themselves before you start looking like an idiot.....By-golly, I do believe she has arrived at that point............Your son must me totaly embarassed by you.....Grow up Janice. The music has to stop at some point.....

Posted at 12:20PM on May 23rd 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

38. that was funny as heck! I agree she is def ON something! whats with the flipping her hair what a nut case!

Posted at 12:20PM on May 23rd 2007 by funny

39. Ug I'd rather DIE than be famous! What do you do when you can't get into college? BECOME A CELEBRITY PHOTOGRAPHER!!!!

Posted at 12:36PM on May 23rd 2007 by poopy do

40. The old bat still has a sweet ass but for being a "camera bitch" she sure treats the "ratzi" like crapola.

Posted at 12:34PM on May 23rd 2007 by Roger C

41. DO THEY PASS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES OUT ON THE STREET CORNERS IN L.A.?

WHY DOES EVERYONE (IT SEEMS) HAVE A DRINKING AND/OR DRUG PROBLEM THERE?

IT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE HELL ON EARTH!

Posted at 2:21PM on May 23rd 2007 by annab

42. Damn she is so nasty

Posted at 2:50PM on May 23rd 2007 by SQUIRRELL

43. #33/Cynthia - Right on!! First Super Tranny, maybe, but definitely the FIRST supermodel. Again kids - THIS is what cocaine does to the brain. She's beyond delusional!!!

Posted at 2:59PM on May 23rd 2007 by JaneSays

44. This chick is past her prime, sagging from every direction, and if you saw her without makeup you would probably throw up. Not to mention the stink coming from between her legs.

Posted at 3:08PM on May 23rd 2007 by SkooterChaCha

45. Janice honey, your ship has sailed - several years ago. Get on the boat and get on out of town. Now you're just embarrassing yourself. (and your poor son) SUPER MODEL??? More like super drunk.

Posted at 3:55PM on May 23rd 2007 by Pleaseeeeeeeee

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