Paris Gets "Happy Feet"

What does a convicted socialite do to cheer herself up when she's got only a dozen days to go before she's wearing fashionable prison stripes? She rents "Happy Feet."

Paris, dressed in prison jeans and a butch polo shirt, grabbed her Louis Vuitton satchel and sauntered into a Blockbuster in WeHo, perused the comedy aisles, and settled on the penguin toon and "Charlotte's Web" to give her some pre-jail jollies.

Miss Hilton also bought an ice cream cone, wisely substituting licking for liquor as she walked back to her infamous car. The heiress is scheduled to go directly to jail on June 5.



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1. Two bad so sad Miss, Hilton :(

Posted at 11:29AM on May 24th 2007 by MD

2. she doesn't have time for movies!!!!!! she needs the self defense classes!!!!!

Posted at 11:28AM on May 24th 2007 by whynot

3. Will Netflix deliver to jail?

Posted at 11:29AM on May 24th 2007 by Abby

4. Dear Paris,

I hope you don't have to go to jail. I hope the jail is so crowded there is no room for you.
You have millions of loyal fans who love you.
James L. Crum

Posted at 11:30AM on May 24th 2007 by James L. Crum

5. Where'd her implants go???? She's as flat as a 12-year old boy.

Posted at 11:33AM on May 24th 2007 by Kritz

6. she is so pathetic. she'll do anything to get her picture taken.
I can't wait for her to go away and never come back!

Posted at 11:33AM on May 24th 2007 by Ashley

7. Are you kidding me # 4????? What makes her any different from me and you that she shouldn't go to jail!??!?!?!! Some people are just stupid!! Now is she would have killed someone then wat??? NOT FAIR!!! She should be doing all the time they gave her!! Enough is enough now!

Posted at 11:34AM on May 24th 2007 by Me

8. Ahhhh, at least it is a few steps up from "One Night In Paris"

Posted at 1:34PM on May 24th 2007 by BabyLuv

9. Please, who cares!

Posted at 11:39AM on May 24th 2007 by Dan

10. She should be renting "STAND and DELIVER".

That will tell her something about what she is going to be experiecing in prison.

Posted at 11:39AM on May 24th 2007 by STEVE-O

11. Cool, what did she have to eat today or did she only have one drink with alcohol in it. What is she going to wear tomorrow. Could you let us all know today please. Geez your job must be boring right now.

Posted at 11:58AM on May 24th 2007 by All American Girl

12. don't get caught off guard Paris--u need to rent Escape From Alcatraz, or better yet, Midnight Express...
oh, and be sure to catch my show, "Curb.."
Greatest show on the planet fo sho.

have fun!!

Posted at 11:48AM on May 24th 2007 by Larry David

13. Paris, dear, be sure to see the "Sister Act" movies starring Whoopi Goldberg if you have missed them. I think you would also enjoy "Arthur" very much!

Posted at 11:50AM on May 24th 2007 by Ms.KathleenCalifornia

14. Walked back to her car? Who was driving? Isn't she suspended, which is what started her problems (in part) in the first place??

Posted at 11:50AM on May 24th 2007 by grover

15. One of the reasons we have to deal with the stupidest woman on planet earth (aka parasite) is because news services like TMZ shove her down our throats by continually reporting the most mundane details about her (that no one cares the least about). Look, paris is breathing! She's walking! She's drinking a glass of water! Let's get 30 papparazzi to take pictures of her blowing her nose...

If TMZ didn't report about her, she'd disappear; they're the reason she's in the media. They stopped reporting the news long ago, and felt they instead needed to create it. No one cares about her. Except, perhaps, for that idiot James L. Crum, who must be president of the paris hilton brain dead subservient fan club. Get a life, moron...

Posted at 11:52AM on May 24th 2007 by Annoyed

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