Paris Gets "Happy Feet"

What does a convicted socialite do to cheer herself up when she's got only a dozen days to go before she's wearing fashionable prison stripes? She rents "Happy Feet."

Paris, dressed in prison jeans and a butch polo shirt, grabbed her Louis Vuitton satchel and sauntered into a Blockbuster in WeHo, perused the comedy aisles, and settled on the penguin toon and "Charlotte's Web" to give her some pre-jail jollies.

Miss Hilton also bought an ice cream cone, wisely substituting licking for liquor as she walked back to her infamous car. The heiress is scheduled to go directly to jail on June 5.



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16. She's gonna have that pouty face on for hopefully another month!

Posted at 11:52AM on May 24th 2007 by Hottie n OC

17. She makes me want to vomit whenever I look at her
which is EVERY FREAKING DAY ON ON TMZ.

Posted at 11:55AM on May 24th 2007 by Prnzez

18. OMG another siting of america's favorite skank! Who the hell cares!

Posted at 11:57AM on May 24th 2007 by Give me a break

19. oops! siting=sighting

Posted at 11:59AM on May 24th 2007 by Give me a break

20. I care. Keep your head up. Stay strong.

Posted at 12:50PM on May 24th 2007 by Mr. Paris Hilton

21. I still hope she gets beat to death in jail.

Posted at 12:09PM on May 24th 2007 by wishingonastar

22. It's pathetic that anyone would care about this.

Who gives a damn what these rich, narcissistic psychopaths do with their lives?

They don't offer any positive contribution to society.

They do nothing.

They're just pretty plastic people, living spoiled rich kid lives.

Posted at 12:15PM on May 24th 2007 by Adam Sutton

23. Dear Parish, I am sorry you have to go to prison. I read that you found Jesus, if Jesus is real in your life, then you have nothing to fear. All things work toguether for those who thrust the Lord. When you come out from prison, it will help you to walk in the safe path to make new friends who don't drink or do drogs. You need friends who truly care for you and what hapens to you in life. I resently visited New York and met a nice girl who look like you and seem to care a lot about you. I don't remember her name but my son Willem de Vries knows her and will be happy to give you more information about her. You can contact him at www.willemdevries.tmz.com. My son is also a great guy to have as a friend. He is loyal, friendly, sincere and just wants the best for everyone. Good luck and may God be with you in this unpleasant experience. Someone who cares for you, C.C.

Posted at 12:16PM on May 24th 2007 by c.c.

24. The way I see it, she could of reported for jail already. If she was truly smart she would be in jail right now so she could get out earlier. Oh well, justice will be served at least.

Posted at 12:18PM on May 30th 2007 by CT

25. Ahh ! How sweet! I suprised we did see her help an little old lady cross the street. *gag* She and her lawyer must think people are that stupid to belive this crap.

Oh, wait her "fans" ARE that stupid.

Posted at 12:25PM on May 24th 2007 by Ricco

26. Sorry Paris I left the wrong email. If you would like to contact my son Willem, his email address is, Willem.devries@tmz.com. Again God Bless you.

This is for the email address in comment #22
C.C.

Posted at 12:42PM on May 24th 2007 by c.c.

27. You know she's going to end up making money off this. Tell all best seller. Visits to the Vew and Oprah. A religious retreat would be more restrictive than her visit to Club Fed.

Posted at 6:30PM on May 24th 2007 by bilbob

28. LOL! Did she pick up a balloon and lollypop too?!! I heard "Happy Feet" was a favorite in prison...oh no...that was "Happy MEAT"...my bad.

Posted at 12:49PM on May 24th 2007 by Where Am I

29. THEY SAW HER AND TOOK PICTURES OF HER BUYING BOOKS ESPECIALLY THE ** HOLY BIBLE **. SHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO READ... (UMM UMM ) HOW WILL SHE UNDERSTAND THE **HLY BIBILE**.. i AM SURE SHE **NEVER OPEN A BIBLE IN HER LIFE... ALL THESE PICTURES IF FOR ALL OF US TO FEEL SORRY FOR HER... (I AM NOT )... SHE DESERVES TO BE IN JAIL LIKE POOR, MIDDLE CLASS AND RICH... BECAUSE SHE IS RICK, SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD GET AWAY AND THE JUDGE WOULD GIVE HER A BREAK. ALL OTHER DRIVING WITH SUSPENDED OR REVOKED LICENSES GO TO ****************JAIL*******************,.... CELL SHUD BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HER.... SHE SHUD BE TREATED LIKE EVERYONE IN JAIL....NO SPEICAL TREATMENT TO PARIS HILTON.... SHE THINKS SHE OWNS IT ALL... GET A GRIP PARIS AND SPEND UR TIME IN JAIL... HAVE FUN ///*ITS HOT ** ** ITS HOT** I AM SURE THAT WHEN YOU ARE IN THERE **ITS HOT** WILL NOT COME TO UR MIND AT ALL.... JUST HANG IN THERE BITCH.....

Posted at 12:51PM on May 24th 2007 by shirl smith

30. Dear Paris,

I hope you get the snot beat out of you every long day you spend in jail. The planet will be so much better with you away. Please don't make it out alive. You mean nothing to so many, except that millions despise everything about you (and there IS so MUCH to despise).
I usually try to think better for people, but just can't do it in your case.
A broomstick up any of your orifices would make me smile. Probably you also.
James L. Crum

Posted at 1:00PM on May 24th 2007 by James L. Crum

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