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As we reported yesterday, sub-lebrity couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are betrothed.

Take a moment to enjoy their pre-planned "spontaneous" paparazzi photo op.

Don't worry folks ... the clock is ticking on these two.



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31. They deserve each other. He looks like Pig Vomit and she is just flat out ugly and annoying.

Posted at 1:05PM on May 24th 2007 by Jenny

32. BTW, if they were going to set up their photo, why would they accentuate her huge jaw, and his girlish physique? What a great PR man he is.

Posted at 1:28PM on May 24th 2007 by warp100

33. Heidi,
Where can I send you the $500 your gonna need for your divorce! Best Wishes

Posted at 12:52AM on May 25th 2007 by sammi

34. Hey poster #14 I couldn't agree with you more!! ahahahahahahaaa
it's to late for spencer cause he showed his true colors on the show. these people are total" z" listers. heidi is SO jealous of lauren. but she should be because lauren is naturally beautiful ,a good person and talented. Instead of getting breast implants she should of fixed her damn horse teeth!!!

Posted at 1:22PM on May 24th 2007 by heidi the horse

35. Why is this a news? You might as well report the janitor in my office got laid with his wife last night.

Posted at 1:25PM on May 24th 2007 by Justin

36. ..............THANK GOD .......I THOUGHT I WAS SLIPPIN'..........WHO?? are they porn stars

Posted at 1:34PM on May 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

37. LMAO KiKi that is hilarious!!!! her jaw is kind of masculine and donkey like!
I think we've found the stars of the Geico cavemen series!

Posted at 1:34PM on May 24th 2007 by hehe

38. her feet look they belong on a sloth.

Posted at 1:36PM on May 24th 2007 by they suck

39. Stop the madness! Heidi -- did you not watch The Hills? This man was trying to sleep with your friend Audrina! He is scum. You are the laughing stock of Hollywood. And Canada too.

Posted at 1:36PM on May 24th 2007 by Lily

40. tick tock tick tock... heidi you are asking for it BIG TIME.

Posted at 5:58PM on May 24th 2007 by Evie

41. didn't they notice a camara that close to their faces while he was giving her a freakin hickey??!! she looks like shes trying out for a soft porn!

Posted at 1:51PM on May 24th 2007 by Ewww

42. I can't believe they're giving these nobodys what they want......exposure.
No one cares about them tmz, stop already :)

Posted at 1:58PM on May 24th 2007 by Me

43. They look like they're posing for a romance novel cover.

Posted at 1:58PM on May 24th 2007 by EGS

44. # 40 .........ITS TRUE???? you really are a nerd

Posted at 2:00PM on May 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

45. You have got to be kidding!!!!! I can't believe Heidi is still with this cheese ball. If the camera's weren't there, it would be another story. He is a real JERK. Can't believe she can't see it. Oh well, Pity!!!!!

Posted at 2:09PM on May 24th 2007 by Jojobls

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