Forget about her sex tape (you probably already have), here's the Paris Hilton workout tape!
The soon-to-be-imprisoned heiress hit the iron yesterday afternoon at L.A. Fitness in Westwood, supported by her usual paparazzi posse.
Paris is clearly prepping for her upcoming stint in jail, getting ready to fend off any wayward shiv-wielding convicts, and then it will be back to the Hollywood social whirl!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
1. First of all who works out in sunglasses and second..the bitch didn't even break a sweat.
MEDIA WHORE
Posted at 1:00PM on May 25th 2007 by Sand in my Crack
2. What's with the 80's-style wristbands and sunglasses? Is she listening to Olivia Newton John? No real workout here, folks
Posted at 1:01PM on May 25th 2007 by Moving Forward
3. C'Mon, we all KNOW Paris pumps. It's a skank workout. I'm done with her and your posts about her. Yawn.
Posted at 1:05PM on May 25th 2007 by West Coastian
4. The Hilton Family = American Royalty.
Deal with it you foul peasants!
Team Paris!
Posted at 1:21PM on May 25th 2007 by Paris Hilton = America's Princess !
5. Who knew sunglasses were required for working out indoors?
Idiot.
Posted at 1:21PM on May 25th 2007 by Rick Hilton Should've Had A Vasectomy
6. Two words: Cavity Search
Posted at 1:26PM on May 25th 2007 by Ouchie!
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Posted at 1:27PM on May 25th 2007 by TEAM PARIS
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Posted at 1:27PM on May 25th 2007 by Sally
9. What a complete DumbAss!!!!!!! Go to Jail Paris....See ya...Buh-Bye Now.....
Posted at 1:39PM on May 25th 2007 by Harry Houdini
10. Big Bertha in cell block D is going to have her way with Paris. HA HA HA HA HA....
Posted at 1:40PM on May 25th 2007 by Sorkin
11. Paris Hilton learned karate for that one Spongebob episode. She'll be fine.
Posted at 1:56PM on May 25th 2007 by Gossip Hog
12. She can work out til the cows come home, I could still kick her lazy ass!
Posted at 2:00PM on May 25th 2007 by Dog
13. Sunglasses in the gym?? And who else is sick of the pouty face? I know she's going through a hard time, but she did the crimes and the pouty face is soooooo old now. Time to grow up and drop the poor me I'm so entitled and this isn't fair act.
And nice #5. I never even gave the Hilton's a second thought until Paris started parading herself around doing pretty much nothing and getting photographed for it. They are not American royalty. Good grief!
Posted at 2:01PM on May 25th 2007 by Kate
14. WE AT TEAM PARIS WITHDRAW OUR SUPPORT FOR THIS SKANKY HO...WE REALISE THAT THIS BITCH IS NOTHING BUT A LOW LIFE SLUG SLUT AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF OUR POSITIVE REMARKS REGARDING SKANK PARIS AND HER FAMILY. WE COME TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS A WORTHLESS TRAMP WHO GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES. WE GROVEL TO ALL YOU PARIASITE HATERS AND ASK YOUR FORGIVENESS, WHILE OUR PENACE SHOULD BE TO LISTEN TO HER HORRIBLE CD FOR A MONTH, WITHOUT ANY BREAKS. WE FEEL THAT THIS IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. SO CONTINUE WITH YOUR BASHING OF THIS STICK CRABBYTWAT SLUTTY BITCH, AS WE GROVEL FOR FORGIVENESS.
TEAM PARIS AND ALL HER FANS
Posted at 2:03PM on May 25th 2007 by TEAM PARIS
15. Hey Team Paris..there is one thing you can do for all of us Paris Haters to redeem yourself....that James L. Crum dude needs a serious ass whippin. .
Posted at 2:07PM on May 25th 2007 by Sand in my Crack
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