Paris Pumps Up for Pokey

1. What's with the 80's-style wristbands and sunglasses? Is she listening to Olivia Newton John? No real workout here, folks

Posted at 1:01PM on May 25th 2007 by Moving Forward

2. First of all who works out in sunglasses and second..the bitch didn't even break a sweat.
MEDIA WHORE

Posted at 1:00PM on May 25th 2007 by Sand in my Crack

3. Who knew sunglasses were required for working out indoors?

Idiot.

Posted at 1:21PM on May 25th 2007 by Rick Hilton Should've Had A Vasectomy

4. C'Mon, we all KNOW Paris pumps. It's a skank workout. I'm done with her and your posts about her. Yawn.

Posted at 1:05PM on May 25th 2007 by West Coastian

5. The Hilton Family = American Royalty.

Deal with it you foul peasants!

Team Paris!

Posted at 1:21PM on May 25th 2007 by Paris Hilton = America's Princess !

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Posted at 1:26PM on May 25th 2007 by Ouchie!

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Posted at 1:27PM on May 25th 2007 by TEAM PARIS

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Posted at 1:27PM on May 25th 2007 by Sally

9. What a complete DumbAss!!!!!!! Go to Jail Paris....See ya...Buh-Bye Now.....

Posted at 1:39PM on May 25th 2007 by Harry Houdini

10. Big Bertha in cell block D is going to have her way with Paris. HA HA HA HA HA....

Posted at 1:40PM on May 25th 2007 by Sorkin

11. still a sanky bag of bones ...

Posted at 10:52AM on May 30th 2007 by kass

12. Paris Hilton learned karate for that one Spongebob episode. She'll be fine.

Posted at 1:56PM on May 25th 2007 by Gossip Hog

13. OH PLEASE THIS BITCH AIN'T GONNA DO A DAY IN DA SLAMMER! I'M PRAYING SHE STAYS AT LEAST 2 WKS CUZ IM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER!!!! SHE IS FUGLY!! WHAT IS SHE PRETENDING TO LIFT 5 LBS? DUMB BITCH!

Posted at 11:37PM on May 26th 2007 by NUKING FUTZ

14. She can work out til the cows come home, I could still kick her lazy ass!

Posted at 2:00PM on May 25th 2007 by Dog

15. Sunglasses in the gym?? And who else is sick of the pouty face? I know she's going through a hard time, but she did the crimes and the pouty face is soooooo old now. Time to grow up and drop the poor me I'm so entitled and this isn't fair act.

And nice #5. I never even gave the Hilton's a second thought until Paris started parading herself around doing pretty much nothing and getting photographed for it. They are not American royalty. Good grief!

Posted at 2:01PM on May 25th 2007 by Kate