Paris Pumps Up for Pokey

16. WE AT TEAM PARIS WITHDRAW OUR SUPPORT FOR THIS SKANKY HO...WE REALISE THAT THIS BITCH IS NOTHING BUT A LOW LIFE SLUG SLUT AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF OUR POSITIVE REMARKS REGARDING SKANK PARIS AND HER FAMILY. WE COME TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS A WORTHLESS TRAMP WHO GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES. WE GROVEL TO ALL YOU PARIASITE HATERS AND ASK YOUR FORGIVENESS, WHILE OUR PENACE SHOULD BE TO LISTEN TO HER HORRIBLE CD FOR A MONTH, WITHOUT ANY BREAKS. WE FEEL THAT THIS IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. SO CONTINUE WITH YOUR BASHING OF THIS STICK CRABBYTWAT SLUTTY BITCH, AS WE GROVEL FOR FORGIVENESS.


TEAM PARIS AND ALL HER FANS

Posted at 2:03PM on May 25th 2007 by TEAM PARIS

17. Hey Team Paris..there is one thing you can do for all of us Paris Haters to redeem yourself....that James L. Crum dude needs a serious ass whippin. .

Posted at 2:07PM on May 25th 2007 by Sand in my Crack

18. Not only does she look ridiculous in those lemony fresh wristbands and oversized sunglasses, but she's wearing a sideways ponytail. This has truly entered the realm of the theatre of the absurd.

From wikipedia: The "Absurd" or "New Theater" movement was, in its origin, a distinctly Paris-based... phenomenon. Meaningless plots, repetitive or nonsensical dialogue and dramatic non-sequiturs are often used to create dream-like, or even nightmare-like moods.

The side ponytail takes me straight there. Paris Hilton has become a non-person, a badly drawn cartoon character straight from the depths of meaningless vacuity. This is what happens to a person when you point a camera at them every minute of their waking life - they start to dissolve and you realize that there is no substance behind the individual components such as prominently placed bibles and yellow wristbands. I hope her new kitten puts poison in her cofee.

Posted at 2:15PM on May 25th 2007 by too early

19. she probably lifting 5lbs.
i can't stand her.

Posted at 2:26PM on May 25th 2007 by amy

20. she did her thiing .... didnt she;)

MYSPACE.COM/YAACOVISRAEL

thats her trainers Page

Posted at 3:41AM on May 29th 2007 by YaaC

21. Dear Paris,
I have something that you can never have (you COULD have dignity, but won't); naturally blue eyes! I don't have to put in blue-tinted contact lenses to see my eyes sparkle a shiny blue!
Are you really that vain, that you'll go to such lengths to prevent people from seeing you with your natural eyes?? Is it such a bad thing, do you think, or do your real eyes just make you seem even uglier???
You know, you should think about going with your natural brown eyes; think of the color coordination... The brown in your eyes would go great with the s**t in your head!!!

Your number 1 fanatic
JAMES L. CRUM

Posted at 2:41PM on May 25th 2007 by James L. Crum

22. Check some her out. Oh Lord. Paris is a Goddess.
I'll be Paris' peasant. Because she is my Goddess.

As a person Paris. "I JUST LOVE SOME YOU!!!!!!!"

:))

Brian Llewellyn™

Posted at 2:45PM on May 25th 2007 by Brian Llewellyn™ Please wear more yellow ladies!!!!!!!

23. Ha Ha! American Royalty? Please dont insult the American public by calling this piece of white trash royalty. You need your head examined! I'm laughing so hard I can barely type. TMZ please give us a break from this skank. WE DON'T CARE! Parasite Hilton, american royalty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. God help us all!

Posted at 6:27PM on May 25th 2007 by Give me a break

24. Don't worry, Skeez....Big Bertha and Large Marge will love you even with your brown eyes.
And too bad for you; it won't be "Bertha" and Marge", etc.... it'll be Tawand and LaKeisha and Shantay, etc. And they're gonna LOOOOOVE seeing you!!!

Posted at 3:05PM on May 25th 2007 by Puh der Baer

25. Dear Paris,
I know how every day must be difficult for you, knowing that you can't leave your house without security and bodyguards, because so many people would love to have the opportunity to beat the crap out of you. It must be so hard going thru life, every day having more and more people who just can't stand you any more, and would like to hurt you, or see you hurt badly.
You can come stay with me after you get out of jail, or after you get released from the hospital, whichever is sooner. Nobody lives around my family, so nobody can come over and beat you to a pulp.

Your number 1 fanatic
JAMES L. CRUM

Posted at 3:05PM on May 25th 2007 by James L. Crum

26. what a joke...with her $$, if she really wanted to work out, she would go to a private class, gym, facility, or have a home gym. Just look at the video and all the paps in the front window. Everything she does is for show...she is beyond help. No one should have even one ounce of sympathy for her. I hope someone gets a killer shot of her coming of out jail one big mess!

Posted at 3:28PM on May 25th 2007 by she is shit for brains

27. She is wearing sunglasses whilst working out. Sunglasses. Can this woman be any more useless?

Posted at 4:02PM on May 25th 2007 by EchoJoe

28. I would like to do Paris Hilton Jail Time instead of her going through with this injurious falsehood that the system has put on her.
Believe me I would double triple the time if they would release her.

Posted at 9:22AM on May 26th 2007 by Ken Clifford

29. SHE IS A JOKEY!


WHEN THE GIRLS INSIDE LEARN THAT SHE IS PUMPING IRON TO BEEF UP TO PROTECT HERSELF, I BET THEY MAKE SOME PLANS................

Posted at 5:26PM on May 25th 2007 by annab

30. Ha!...that is the most ghetto trainer I have ever seen. I have a trainer 3 times a week and she rocks. Also, what kind of trashy gym is that? Crunch? hahaha!

Posted at 10:58PM on May 25th 2007 by 11211