Forget about her sex tape (you probably already have), here's the Paris Hilton workout tape!
The soon-to-be-imprisoned heiress hit the iron yesterday afternoon at L.A. Fitness in Westwood, supported by her usual paparazzi posse.
Paris is clearly prepping for her upcoming stint in jail, getting ready to fend off any wayward shiv-wielding convicts, and then it will be back to the Hollywood social whirl!
31. Paris is alot tougher than she thinks she is, and she's going to be FINE! She will gain alot more than she loses from the experience! Hang tough, Paris.
Posted at 6:27PM on May 25th 2007 by Jane
32. That is just too damn cheesy. She's such a loser......
Posted at 6:27PM on May 25th 2007 by ABBY
33. She's more than paying her dues, so I don't see any reason for people to be bashing on her. I respect that she's paying the hard way, it will make her stronger and wiser.
Posted at 6:26PM on May 25th 2007 by Jane
34. Dear Paris,
I am looking forward to seeing the Simple Life 5. The Simple Life is so funny.
You are my favorite actress.
I wish you all of the best.
James L. Crum
Posted at 7:25PM on May 25th 2007 by James L. Crum
35. Dear Paris,
I'm sorry...but after complimenting you, I just went and threw up.
I still love you, tho, and you are welcome at my house with me and my brothers and cousins.
We all love the symple lyfe, and wish we were as smart and good looking as you.
Sorry....I just threw up again.
Your number 1 fanatic
JAMES L. CRUM
Posted at 8:09PM on May 25th 2007 by James L. Crum
36. WHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR SUNGLASSES WHILE WORKING OUT??
Oh, PARIS WOULD!!!!
Her reps says she desires privacy, but doesn't she contradict that by working out in front of a BIG GLASS WINDOW??
Maybe what Paris should do is ditch her "advisors" and save some money to buy a Snickers at the jail commisary.
The problem is that we all see pass the missing cleavage, the Bible Pose, and the Happy Feet shopping spree.
What she should do is hire some normal people who can show her how to act normal!
This poor girl is so out of touch with reality that she thinks we are stupid enough to believe she has learned a lesson... none of us are hopping on that pity train with you, hon.
Paris might think that we (the bloggers, the online readers) don't matter much; however, we are precisely the ones who keep her in the public eye!
And if it weren't for us keeping her in the public eye, she would have been able to buy a lighter sentence.
Love us or hate us?
Posted at 2:43PM on May 27th 2007 by Lisa Perez KC, MO
37. Excuse me TEAM PARIS, but your "penance" should be to learn how to spell!
Posted at 8:43PM on May 25th 2007 by teach
38. Does Paris know something we don't? Wasn't she promised a seperate cell from the general population? If yes, why is she doing all this BS then?
39. ...............Oh I'm so scared.........................
Posted at 9:50PM on May 25th 2007 by This Is Laughable
40. S**t-head is really pumping up, so when she gets out (alive, she hopes...), she can kick all of our a$$es for making fun of her.
Ooh, me too...I'm scared.
Posted at 10:01PM on May 25th 2007 by Puh der Baer
41. Of all the "good" fitness clubs she could go to, she chose one that lacks privacy and has windows so that she can turn a mundane event like working out into another media event. She has no desire for privacy. This is one sick , desperate woman.
Posted at 10:54PM on May 25th 2007 by JUST THE FACTS
42. Is that what she calls working out? What a freaking joke!!!! She will do anything to get media attention. Come on, if she was serious about working out then she would have a personal trainer come to her house. If she is such a " American Princess" then she can afford a nice home gym.
Posted at 1:42PM on May 26th 2007 by tia
43. Please free Paris Hilton!!!!
Posted at 11:51PM on May 25th 2007 by George
44. Oh there WOULD HAVE BEEN a WHOLE LOTTA pumpin going on if she wasn't going to be privatized with special considerations. The ball bats, broom sticks and plunger handles were already being lubed and ribbed for her arrival. What a chapter those would have made in the screenplay of "IN THE HOLE With Paris Hilton" cumming on DVD to a store near you a few days after her release.
Posted at 9:49AM on May 26th 2007 by Roger C
45. Take out the "HILTON" from Paris name, she's nothing, people around the world wouldn't recognized her.. She's Hot-we have to admit that.. but I guess she doesn't have brain. I just hope Paris Hilton will realized not even the rich people especially top celebrities are excused from the Law in America.. She's a bad example to all teenagers..I feel so sorry for Rick and Kathy, their pretty dumb daughter just ruined their family name.
Posted at 10:54AM on May 26th 2007 by A.R
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