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This Week's Biggest Losers 05/26/05

5/26/2007 4:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan's mom insists she never told Star Magazine that her nickname is "The White Oprah," a moniker born of her willingness to listen to her friends' problems. And Oprah's dad has denied reports he is writing a tell-all book. But not everyone this week got off so lucky.


Anne HecheAnne Heche
: She does girl-on-girl, she does guy-on-girl. Heck, she can even talk dirty in an alien language if that's your thing. But apparently, none of this was enough to satisfy 34-year-old hubby Coleman "Coley" Laffoon, who Anne claimed has spent a great deal of their marriage surfing the Internet for porn. It's all part of Hollywood's latest nasty divorce battle, with custody of five-year-old son Homer hanging in the balance. The title of Heche's 2001 autobiography is "Call Me Crazy," and that's just what Laffoon has been doing, criticizing her parenting skills in his court filings. Meanwhile, Heche's Christian mom once claimed to have cured her daughter's lesbianism through prayer -- so maybe she can dial up the Big Guy again to ensure Laffoon gets nowhere near the $45,000 a month he is asking from the "Men in Trees" wackadoodle.

Elisabeth HasselbeckElisabeth Hasselbeck: Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Six years after slogging through "Survivor: The Australian Outback," this gal made the mistake of trying to outwit, outplay and outlast Rosie O'Donnell, a fearsome member of the Bloggablogga Tribe. Their big Wednesday blowout over the Iraq war quickly led Ro to pull the plug on her remaining time on Babs Island, which makes Monday's pre-taped episode of "The View" her last. So ... not only did Elisabeth drive away her 'Sheryl-Have-You-Seen-My-Ass?' colleague, she also inspired Rosie's sworn enemy, The Donald, to give O'Donnell a thumbs-up for her anti-war stance. Guess that scuttles any possibility of Trump, as he and we also once suggested, replacing Rosie as the resident loudmouth on "The View."



Brittany Murphy Brittany Murphy: This squeaky-voiced actress has marriage split troubles of an entirely different nature. Just a month after getting hitched to British film director Simon Monjack, word is that she may not have much of a future with him on this side of the pond. After spending nine days in jail because of an expired visa, Monjack is scheduled for a July hearing with US Immigration & Customs Enforcement -- at which point he may well be sent packing. Luckily, the locations chosen for Monjack's next film, "The White Hotel," in which Brittany is slated to star as an opera singer treated in Vienna by Sigmund Freud, are in Italy, Latvia and the Czech Republic. But Brittany might need an escort for the Hollywood premiere.



Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendez Joaquin Phoenix, Eva Mendes: This lovely Cannes couple, together on the French Riviera to promote the upcoming New York Russian mob flick, "We Own the Night," were apparently having a little too much fun in the land of the mighty Euro. In an interview broadcast Friday on the UK breakfast show "GMTV," they admitted they were "still drunk" from the obligatory partying. Then, in his best bottomed-out, Man in Black tones, Joaquin muddied the matter further by telling co-host Kate Galloway that he had "slept at 11:30, [gotten] up at 4:30, up at 5:30, up at 6:30 and then finally at 7:30." And these were the parts of the interview that were comprehensible.



Katie Holmes: On the one hand, it's probably a nice break for Mrs. Tom Cruise this weekend to not have to consult lawyers and/or friends/handlers about the latest Scientology brainwash rumor. On the other, it really is still a crappy holiday when a virginal porn star has announced that she plans to adopt the screen name "Katee Holmes" for her cherry-popping debut, "True Diary: I'm a Virgin." This lass' manager, no rookie himself when it comes to the funky name dept. (he bills himself as Shy Love), insisted that his client is "using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocence in whatever she has done." At least the folks at Shane's World, producers of the film, didn't call the movie "Dawson's Crack."
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16.

Overboard    

Anne H. has always been a messed-up- and mentally screwed up -(perhaps bisexual-confused actress! Her father died from aids-claiming homosexuality before his death--no wonder she is the was she is!

Barb.Wawa needs to revamp her show-The View--get rid of Elisabeth-she's sooo annoying!

2623 days ago
17.

MikeC....    

You are always going to get this crap when girls with careers and money marry worthless losers like Anne's husband. As I recall this guy did not have a dime when she married him.

2623 days ago
18.

Izzy    

ANOTHER LIBERAL SLANT FROM LIBERAL TMZ

DEAR TMZ:

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GAY LIBERAL WRITER DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE SO BIASED AS TO SIDE W/ ROSIE EVEN THOUGH CLEARLY SHE WAS THIS WEEKS BIGGEST LOSER.

TMZ HAS GAY WRITERS AND HAS A PRO-GAY AGENDA

TMZ HAS GAY WRITERS AND HAS A PRO-GAY AGENDA

TMZ HAS GAY WRITERS AND HAS A PRO-GAY AGENDA

THIS WEEKS BIGGEST LOSER: ROSIE
FIRST SHE GOT FIRED FROM THE VIEW (although she lied about it and said they couldn't reach an agreement), THEN EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A PITBULL SHE LET A CHIHUAHUA RIP HER TO PIECES, THEN SHE HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD AND TRASHES HER DRESSING ROOM.

ALSO, SHE IS SO IGNORANT THAT SHE HAS TO HAVE HER OWN WRITER TO WRITE HER JOKES AND ANTI-AMERICAN BS. SHE CAN'T EVEN THINK ON HER OWN!!!

2623 days ago
19.

Izzy    

Rosie thinks that by saying she "supports the troops" that she gets a free pass to call them terrorists and to say all the American hating stuff she wants.

Rosie also thinks that by saying that she "considers Elisabeth a friend" that she gets to calls her "ignorant and young" and she can tell her to "stop asking so many questions," she can question whether Elisabeth can handle more than two questions at the same time" and can call her a "coward."

EARTH TO RO--THAT ISN'T A FRIEND, and THAT ISN'T LOVING AMERICA AND THE TROOPS.

Rosie likes to carry a wip in her hand, but anytime someone wips her back, she cries like a little baby.

This week's biggest winner is by far Elisabeth because she stood up for herself finally, and she totally won the argument!

2623 days ago
20.

Seriously    

Rosie is a loud mouthed, mentally disturbed, loser.
Katie Holmes is an android.
Anne Heche is a case for the psychology experts.
Most celebrities are mentally challanged and should not be allowed to
marry or procreate. They can't take care of themselves let alone children.

2623 days ago
21.

Diana    

Re: Anne Heche and hubby. Years ago while in the play "Proof", I was exiting the small Broadway theatre and who was leaning against the side wall with an adorable baby in a front papoose but Mr. laffoon and baby Homer. i realized who it was (most people were oblivious), and smiled and he smiled and waved back. It was obvious that this was a pattern, him watching the baby and bringing the baby to the theatre to get Mommy each night. I do believe that according to news sources, she fell in love/lust? with her new tv co-star and wants out. Meanwhile, he has been main caretaker for years- be fair!!!!! Joint Custody!!!! (And he was a cameraman and became a stay at home Dad-he needs to re group and work again!!)
Re: Rosie and Liz- Rosie made me laugh a lot at first, but became super destructive and rambling and just a BULLY. The View is just that- respectful differing viewpoints, not uncorfortable, nasty battles!!!! Last week was not about Viewpoints, but about bullying, meannesss and fighting. Better to be off the show quicker than planned. And shame on Alicia Silverstone snubbing Elizabeth- not classy on her end either!!!!

2623 days ago
22.

PogoPimp    

DOES THIS MEAN "MEN IN TREES" WON'T BE ON ANYMORE? I LOVE THAT SHOW.

2623 days ago
23.

Overboard    

Men in Trees should've gotten a different actress-I might've watched the show -and it could've been hit--if it weren't for that repulsive ugly crazy blonde!

2623 days ago
24.

Terry    

I'm not sure if any actor or celebrities opinion on the Iraq war comforts me.Their opinions on most any subject of national importance is just not what I'm interested in hearing from them.
Most barely made it through high school and have a hard time constructing a thought if not pre written out for them.They do very well in their chosen capacity (Entertainment) however and I do enjoy their ability's in that realm.

2623 days ago
25.

Reine    

Just because Elizabeth is conservative, it doesn't she has to stay home. She's doing what most mom are doing nowadays & it doesn't matter if they are liberal or conservative.
I think Elizabeth won because she finally stood up to a bully, which Rosie is.

2623 days ago
26.

Terry    

Liberal's = Want everyone & everything to be comfortable & "equal".....Then proceed to tell everyone how this is going to be handled. What we should watch, read, listen to and how we should live in general.

Liberal's = Control freaks

2623 days ago
27.

M2    

I can only hope that that psycho conservative dumb bitch Elisabeth Hasselback has a miscarriage and then loses custody of the child that she already has. No child should grow up in the shadow of a retard!!!!! Oh, and I'm not standing up for Rosie....I just think that EH is out of touch with reality and has no ground to stand on. Anyone who is a supporter of the Iraq war or Bush should be shot!!!!!! It's pretty damn unpatriotic to be a supporter of a fraudulent war and clearly profoundly retarded president. I meant every word I have said and feel that EH should resign from the View.

2622 days ago
28.

Tara    

This is really trivial, but Shy Love, "Katee Holmes'" manager, is actually a woman--an ugly woman at that.

2622 days ago
29.

M2    

I'm sorry....um, liberals are control freaks???? Probably not huh? Conservatives are the psychotics who are the control freaks! Controlling coorporate America and catering solely to the rich. OH....AND spending over a billion dollars a month on a fraudulent war. A billion dollars and you think liberals are control freaks? Do you even realize what that money could be used to take care of in our own country? I can see the lack of education here. Only people who are grossly uneducated are conservative! Perhaps you should pick up a book.

2622 days ago
30.

Greg    

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2622 days ago
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