Clooney Bags on Brangelina

George Clooney thinks Angelina Jolie is a "horrible" and "ugly" person.

While promoting "Oceans 13" in Cannes with co-star Matt Damon, the two started to rip on Brangelina, saying "Brad has had it tough" between being "hobbled with children" and "that horrible, ugly wife." Clooney went on to say that Brad should just kill himself to get out of the horrendous situation.

Of course, Pitt also stars in the upcoming caper, and the gang has a history of ragging on each other and playing practical jokes -- TMZ's favorite? Clooney allegedly putting a "Small Penis on Board" bumper sticker on Pitt's car. That's what friends are for.



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76. i mean does anyone seriously think that clooney is serious - if so, you clearly do not know the meaning of sarcasm or about how dudes rip on each other as a way to show affection - whoever thought clooney was serious needs to get a life - i truly pity those people who can't comprehend the humor there - LOSERS!

Posted at 11:35PM on May 28th 2007 by america is ninety percent morons

77. People who think Clooney & Matt were serious, apparently don't know what kidders they ALL are with each other. I can't beleive people thought he was serious. Chill people.....

Posted at 10:03PM on May 28th 2007 by jan

78. I can't stand the guy, but even I know he was just kidding.

Posted at 10:05PM on May 28th 2007 by Kilmerfan

79. George Clooney was joking, he has a dry sense of humor. He, Angelina and Brad are close friends. I'm sure they got his humor. And if Angelina was offended by it, by now she's probably already smacked him. LOL

I've never thought George was gay and still don't. He's been involved with a slew of very attractive women over the yrs, many of them actresses who he's still friends with. He's also said before that he's not interested in ever getting married.

Posted at 11:21PM on May 28th 2007 by SinCity

80. TMZ - I'm very disappointed in you guys! You can tell he was joking, even if it wasnt funny! And you completely reported like he was reallly doggin them. Let's get it together.

Posted at 12:55AM on May 29th 2007 by Be for real people

81. Of course they're pissing around! My goodness does no one alive have a sense of humour left? Who cares if he's gay, although he isn't.
No one comments on TomKat. 10 year contract with Nicole Kidman, 2 year contract with Katie Holmes. 2 years will be here soon. Can you spell D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Gay Scientology Bi-Polar freak!
Although there was a bit of truth in George and Matt's jest.

Posted at 12:51AM on May 29th 2007 by rhodalee

82. My god, he was joking. I think it is pretty pathethic, though, that Brad had to be "secluded" from everyone else because he had Angie and the rug rats with him. What makes THEM so special? Oh yeah, they're better than everyone. Duh, I forgot. Sorry.

Posted at 9:33AM on May 29th 2007 by SOS

83. It's obvious that Clooney is completely joking or he has "lover's jealously" for Pitt. It's a hint closer for Clooney to come out of the closet and you know his PR machine will be working hard to supress this one!

Posted at 11:13AM on May 29th 2007 by Justin

84. I think George is gay, but this is just me. As for Brad it was his choice to leave Jen. Can anyone say lap dog???

Posted at 11:56AM on May 29th 2007 by Robbie

85. oh man, this is what thy call irony. Americans never understand irony, which is why most of you have completely missed the point! What he is saying is funny, you just need to stop taking life so seriously the whole time!!

Posted at 2:21PM on May 29th 2007 by Stan

86. all of you people, that think angie is some god of something, this bitch is a husband stiller from way back. i know the guys was just joking, but in all sense they was right. i hope brad, gets whats comming to him, a broken heart.

Posted at 4:03PM on May 29th 2007 by vinton, va.

87. Dumbasses! Everyone knows he was joking, but what doesn't seem right is that right when Angelina is in the midst of the worst public bashing she's ever had, he has the insensitivity to say this. He knew he would fan a flame, and honestly, if he really cared for Angelina he wouldn't have done that. It was him subliminally agreeing with the public perception of her.

He must feel so sorry for his friend, Brad. The look of torture on Brad's face is so pathetic. He's obviously suffering, and I doubt that Clooney thinks Angelina is pretty. She looks like a wench and like Michael Jackson.

Posted at 7:19PM on May 29th 2007 by She Devil

88. Angie and Brad are God's gift to the world! They are so
beautiful and
perfect in every way! I am in total awe of their magnificents. They
are pure and wonderful and should be king and queen on the world! I
follow them everywhere they go. I followed them to Cannes and slept
in my car outside of their hotel in hopes of catching a glimpse of
their perfectness. I also followed them to Prague and tried to spy
into their living quarters, but I couldn't so I just went through
their garbage and sniffed the ground where they walked instead. I am
in love with them and if they break up or anything ever happens to
them then the world should end because there would be no reason for
any of us to live anymore! God bless the Jolie-Pitts!

Love,Brangeloonie

Posted at 7:24PM on May 29th 2007 by Retard from JustJared

89. PEOPLE what's wrong with you? Just a friggin' joke.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA, ANGELina, just a joke
BWA HA HA HA HA HA, man its killin' me
HA HA HA HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
George man, you killed me..

good jokes are hard to come by...

Posted at 8:55PM on May 29th 2007 by Dont know about U but I'm crazy4George

90. The thing everyone is missing here is they call Angelina, Brad's "wife". Do they know someything we don't????

George Clooney and his stupid sense of humor has got to stop. None of those "Ocean" cast members have a funny bone in their body. The one funny person in that whole group was Jennifer Aniston and she ran for her life right into the arms of a true comedian. I will take funny over looks anyday. Brad, Matt, George, Ben, Andy they are all BORING!!!!!!! Oh and STUPID too. If they didn't have looks they would be lucky to be working as a janitor somewhere.

Posted at 9:29PM on May 29th 2007 by justme

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