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Clooney Bags on Brangelina

5/28/2007 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

George Clooney thinks Angelina Jolie is a "horrible" and "ugly" person.

While promoting "Oceans 13" in Cannes with co-star Matt Damon, the two started to rip on Brangelina, saying "Brad has had it tough" between being "hobbled with children" and "that horrible, ugly wife." Clooney went on to say that Brad should just kill himself to get out of the horrendous situation.

Of course, Pitt also stars in the upcoming caper, and the gang has a history of ragging on each other and playing practical jokes -- TMZ's favorite? Clooney allegedly putting a "Small Penis on Board" bumper sticker on Pitt's car. That's what friends are for.

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Etta    

What the heck is No. 66 talking about. She needs to print in English.

2602 days ago
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Etta    

What the heck is No. 66 talking about. She needs to print in English.

2602 days ago
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ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA )    



THESE TWO IN THIS VIDEO , WAS JOKING YOU CAN

SENSE THAT , JUST LISTENING TO THEM .................

...........WHAT EXEC PRODUCER WOULD WANT TO

HIRE THEM , IF THEY GO AROUND AND TALK BAD ????

2602 days ago
79.

Rebecca    

they haaaaaave to be joking.
they're both great friends with Brad, they'd never rag on him like that.

2602 days ago
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bethinking    

Shame on you TMZ for posting the story the way you did. It gives the idiots the chance to rag on people who don't deserve it. I actually played the video unlike most of the dysfunctional commenters (or maybe they have trouble with the English language) and thought it was amusing. A friend joking on a friend. Nothing more or less. A joke. Your posting did said nothing to indicate it was obviously a joke except in the footnote. The posting read that George Clooney thought Angelina was "ugly" and "horrible". Mr. Clooney is known for his dry wit and amusing stories. Could you or your readers actually believe Mr. Clooney thinks Angelina Jolie is anything other than his close friend's beautiful wife? Or that Matt Damon, who has clearly stated his regard for Ms. Jolie in the press, thinks negative thoughts about Ms. Jolie? Your tongue in cheek style is usually clever but you played too fast with the truth. Unfair, you do have responsibility to be truthful even though you are primarily celebrity news. And I think you need to do more to bring up the average IQ of some of your commenters, it is getting pretty bad.

2602 days ago
81.

america is ninety percent morons    

i mean does anyone seriously think that clooney is serious - if so, you clearly do not know the meaning of sarcasm or about how dudes rip on each other as a way to show affection - whoever thought clooney was serious needs to get a life - i truly pity those people who can't comprehend the humor there - LOSERS!

2602 days ago
82.

jan    

People who think Clooney & Matt were serious, apparently don't know what kidders they ALL are with each other. I can't beleive people thought he was serious. Chill people.....

2602 days ago
83.

Kilmerfan    

I can't stand the guy, but even I know he was just kidding.

2602 days ago
84.

SinCity    

George Clooney was joking, he has a dry sense of humor. He, Angelina and Brad are close friends. I'm sure they got his humor. And if Angelina was offended by it, by now she's probably already smacked him. LOL

I've never thought George was gay and still don't. He's been involved with a slew of very attractive women over the yrs, many of them actresses who he's still friends with. He's also said before that he's not interested in ever getting married.

2602 days ago
85.

Be for real people    

TMZ - I'm very disappointed in you guys! You can tell he was joking, even if it wasnt funny! And you completely reported like he was reallly doggin them. Let's get it together.

2602 days ago
86.

hardworker    

Of course they're pissing around! My goodness does no one alive have a sense of humour left? Who cares if he's gay, although he isn't.
No one comments on TomKat. 10 year contract with Nicole Kidman, 2 year contract with Katie Holmes. 2 years will be here soon. Can you spell D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Gay Scientology Bi-Polar freak!
Although there was a bit of truth in George and Matt's jest.

2602 days ago
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...    

My god, he was joking. I think it is pretty pathethic, though, that Brad had to be "secluded" from everyone else because he had Angie and the rug rats with him. What makes THEM so special? Oh yeah, they're better than everyone. Duh, I forgot. Sorry.

2602 days ago
88.

JD    

It's obvious that Clooney is completely joking or he has "lover's jealously" for Pitt. It's a hint closer for Clooney to come out of the closet and you know his PR machine will be working hard to supress this one!

2602 days ago
89.

Robbie    

I think George is gay, but this is just me. As for Brad it was his choice to leave Jen. Can anyone say lap dog???

2602 days ago
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Stan    

oh man, this is what thy call irony. Americans never understand irony, which is why most of you have completely missed the point! What he is saying is funny, you just need to stop taking life so seriously the whole time!!

2602 days ago
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