Clooney Bags on Brangelina

George Clooney thinks Angelina Jolie is a "horrible" and "ugly" person.

While promoting "Oceans 13" in Cannes with co-star Matt Damon, the two started to rip on Brangelina, saying "Brad has had it tough" between being "hobbled with children" and "that horrible, ugly wife." Clooney went on to say that Brad should just kill himself to get out of the horrendous situation.

Of course, Pitt also stars in the upcoming caper, and the gang has a history of ragging on each other and playing practical jokes -- TMZ's favorite? Clooney allegedly putting a "Small Penis on Board" bumper sticker on Pitt's car. That's what friends are for.



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91. Wife??? Do they know something we don't? Hmmmmmmmmm

Posted at 6:41PM on May 30th 2007 by suzim

92. there are so many more interesting people in the world.

Posted at 7:05PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by df

93. 11:12 AM The Ghost of Christmas Past Says:

Birthdays are a great time for reflection on your "accomplishments":

1. Quit two marriages.
2. Displayed such extreme promiscuity that she became the standard for poor sexual mores, even in Hollywood.
3. Had affairs with married, engaged, and involved men.
4. Lied about having an affair with a married man.
5. Escalated her humanitarian PR campaign when she was reviled for these actions in order to claim unearned virtue.
6. Lied about whether she got pregnant on purpose.
7. Used her fame to impose totalitarian measures in other countries for her own personal convenience (imposing entry controls for paparazzi in Namibia, tried to demands controls in the Czech Republic, possible special status in adoptions).
8. Was criticized for reneging on pledged donations by more than one agency for which she made big media pledge announcements (hospital in Namibia, conservation charity in Cambodia).
9. Announced a donation for a forest conservation program in Cambodia--after touring a museum which showed the horrors of the Khmer Rouge regime, which glorified raw nature while committing genocide against urban dwellers.
10. Possibly lied about how she obtained her role in A Mighty Heart, or at least took the role under questionable circumstances.
11. Lives a jet-setting life of luxury, while constantly demanding taxpayers pay "whatever it takes" to eliminate ignorance and poverty around the world.
11. With her Arabic tattoo, dictator friends, conspiracy theory books, and sympathy movie, provides aid and comfort to the enemies of civilization everywhere.
12. Constantly taking the microphone in Washington to speak on subjects on which she is patently unqualified in order to get media attention.
13. In a post A Might Heart interview, urged people (i.e. Americans) to "calm down" over terrorism and learn to forgive them. She played the role of a woman whose husband was beheaded by terrorists while screaming in pain and probably having begged for his life.

Posted at 11:58AM on Jun 5th 2007 by Lynny

94. Now, do you really think he is kidding.....you fools!!

Posted at 11:58AM on Jun 5th 2007 by Lynny

95. oh boo hoo hoo! lynny! looks to me like someone's really JEALOUS, and VILE!!
SORRY! BUT ALOT OF THAT NUMBERING STUFF YOU PUT DOWN, WAS TOTALLY MADE UP BY YOU, AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL TRUTH. AJ HAS BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES FOR OVER 6 YEARS. SO, ALL OF YOUR SUPER BAD GOSSIP IS SOOOOOO TOTALLY WRONG, AND IT JUST SHOWS HOW VILE AND STUPID YOU ARE. ANGELINA JOLIE IS A TRUE PATRIOT! SHE IS OUT THERE HELPING AND SAVING LIVES, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER DO, IDIOT!! OH BY THE WAY, ARE YOU SURE THAT YOUR NOT JENNIFER ANNISTON, YOU KNOW THE MAN LOOKING FEMALE THAT JUST LOVES TO GO AROUND AND CALL HERSELF BRAD PITT'S EX!! AND, WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON WEARING HER GAWD AWFUL HAIR HANGING ALL STRAGGLY OVER HER FACE, ALL THE TIME. I SAY THAT SHE WANTS TO COVER UP HER FREAKIN UGLY FACE. THATS WHAT I THINK, AND I KNOW THAT I AM RIGHT. PLUS SHE WEARS TOO MANY HAIR EXTENSIONS, BECAUSE SHE HARDLY HAS ANY HAIR. I'LL BET A MILLION THAT YOU ARE, AND YOU ARE THE ONE THAT COMES ON HERE WITH ALL OF YOUR 100 + NICS. AREN'T YOU!! I THOUGHT SO!!!

Posted at 10:24PM on Jun 10th 2007 by BRANGELINA IS THE BOMB!! LOVE HER FOREVER!!

96. "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks"

Posted at 3:48PM on Jun 15th 2007 by CALLMEJULS

97. Why would anyone even beleive this. George and Brad are and have been very close friends for many years. Do people not realize this is a joke. Not so funny but it is a joke. As for comments on George Clooney- He has been involved with many beautiful women throughout the years. So you will wait forever if you think he needs to come out of a closet. How ridiculous. some people are just too young to realize this.

Posted at 8:21AM on Jul 31st 2007 by anjolina1328@yahoo.com

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