Trunks or Speedos?

Summer's almost here, and Aussie Bum's new line of swimwear makes choosing between a skimpy skivvy and a comfy pair of board shorts a really difficult decision.
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Aussie Bum's new classic nylon cozzie features the original WONDERJOCK pouch technology. Now those of you who don't feel too spunky about flaunting your junk can enhance your assets with this pouch-puffing marvel! Wonderbra, move over!

See the swimsuits the stars have chosen -- take a dip in TMZ's Beach Bods gallery!




Tags: beach, men, ocean, speedos, swim, tight, trunks

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16. read the article people. the speedo is meant to enhance the package - think wonderbra for the ladies - when it comes off you wonder where it went.....

personally though - put on the trunks - speedos are nasty....as they say there is no fashion faux pas that women could make that will rival the speedo...

Posted at 12:58PM on May 28th 2007 by read read read

17. finally pics i want to see on tmz

Posted at 1:17PM on May 28th 2007 by jessica

18. Why don't you read the article before you make a post that makes you sound either illiterate or ignorant? The picture of the guy in the speedo (HELLO!) is meant to look like that. The article specifically says it is the "wonderbra" of speedos.

Think of TMZ as a picture book with words - TMZ knows most people will look at the picture or just the title and then they will post things like "I knew George Clooney did not like Brangelina," when in reality if you read the article and view the film you will know without a doubt that George Clooney was being sarcastic ... to save you some time looking up "sarcastic," it means to say the opposite of what you believe to be true, and usually you use body language to show that you are not expressing your true feelings.

Posted at 1:24PM on May 28th 2007 by Special Ed Teacher

19. Damn.....two pairs of socks to fill up that speedo???? Gross

Posted at 2:34PM on May 28th 2007 by Sheri

20. Speedos don't work for me, they just don't have enough room in the front. I guess Its ok for average sized men, but for carrying the kind of meat that I pack in my nether region.. a speedo would burst open putting my glory in full display.

Posted at 3:49PM on May 28th 2007 by Tim

21. ........................................TRUNKS or Naked.....................................

Posted at 4:01PM on May 28th 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

22. God, all of you people are just green with envy. You wish you all had a body like that. The speedo may be ugly but the guy is the hottest guy I've seen on this website.

Posted at 4:09PM on May 28th 2007 by Haters

23. Personally I like trunks, if the guy has a fantastic 6 pack then it leaves the rest of the package to the imagination.

If the man is a fat sloth like silver back over the age of 50 wearing a banana hammock then I feel like throwing up and wishing that it was my imagination.

Orlando looks great! He is the sweetest thing out there. He makes my doing doing go boing boing.

Posted at 5:30PM on May 28th 2007 by I see stupid people

24. OH, MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

THE ONE IN THE BLUE SWIMSUIT????

I WANT SOME, I WANT SOME!!!!!

Posted at 5:45PM on May 28th 2007 by R-E-S-P-E-C-T- FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS!

25. #20, you are most definitely not suffering from an inferiority complex!!!
LOL!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:47PM on May 28th 2007 by wow!

26. that guy on the right has a nice bulge..nice, big, and tasty..id like a taste!!

Posted at 5:52PM on May 28th 2007 by jen

27. Well at least there is ONE smart person posting here. The rest of you, have you figured out yet that the guy isn't big but rather is wearing some "wonderpouch" sort of thingy? In other words, like a woman wearing a heavily stuffed bra.

TMZ tells you his crotch is being faked and you still yammer on. Barnum was right.

Posted at 6:37PM on May 28th 2007 by Linda

28. That is so not cool. A wonderpouch, that’s a joke! If I see a guy at the beach wearing a Speedo...I won't know if he's actually packed that way or if he's wearing a Wonderpouch. Not that size really matters, it's the motion in the ocean.

Also. Fellas: wear what you want and what you feel is comfortable, no matter your body type or manhood size.

Posted at 6:56PM on May 28th 2007 by Nana

29. That's what I'm talking about.

The blue speedos, definitely.

Posted at 7:15PM on May 28th 2007 by Suzanne Latour

30. That blue speedo is hot. Now take it off. ;-D

Posted at 7:50PM on May 28th 2007 by that_girl

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