Trunks or Speedos?

Summer's almost here, and Aussie Bum's new line of swimwear makes choosing between a skimpy skivvy and a comfy pair of board shorts a really difficult decision.
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Aussie Bum's new classic nylon cozzie features the original WONDERJOCK pouch technology. Now those of you who don't feel too spunky about flaunting your junk can enhance your assets with this pouch-puffing marvel! Wonderbra, move over!

See the swimsuits the stars have chosen -- take a dip in TMZ's Beach Bods gallery!




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31. I like the trunks.....I like to guess, to wonder, to.....oh hell, at 65 I would take just about anything!

HOWEVER, I have had my day(s), no regrets!

Posted at 7:52PM on May 28th 2007 by Lilarose

32. For those of you offended by the "wonderpouch," I guess you now must know how men feel about Wonderbras and push-up bras. Why should men have it any different? If I wore a Wonderbra that made me look like a 34D and it came off and suddenly I'm a 34A, I'd be pretty much embarassed, and wouldn't it serve me right to have the guy say ... "Uh, I don't think so" and leave? Funny how women want equality ... except when it's not to their advantage.

For the record, size does matter ... the right size. Too small? Tell me when you're done so I can fake an O and go to sleep. Too big? The saying "no pain, no gain" was not meant to refer to the bedroom.

Posted at 8:06PM on May 28th 2007 by California Woman

33. Thank God, I thought I was going crazy. I've been looking for my lost
8-ball and cue balls for weeks. Now I know who stole them.

Posted at 8:52PM on May 28th 2007 by White Rabbit

34. Better get a license for those things!

Posted at 9:49PM on May 28th 2007 by MySpAceHills

35.
TIM! SHUT UP!!

Posted at 10:19PM on May 28th 2007 by candy

36. I HATE guys in speedos, but GOD BLESS THE AUSSIES!!!!! This pic is delish..
http://www.aussiebum.com/en/new/?modelid=482

Posted at 10:30PM on May 28th 2007 by Mysty Maples

37. That's like whores wearing hip huggers that show their ass crack and thong when they bend over.. how annoying and gay

Posted at 11:56PM on May 28th 2007 by Doug

38. Trunks-PLEASE. Speedos are too "In Your Face" for me to enjoy. A man with a good body can still look great in trunks; and it leaves a little mystery, which to me is a good thing.

Posted at 12:39AM on May 29th 2007 by Jodi

39. MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care what kind of body a man has, speedos are the ultimate in male white trash. Sexy???? Speedos make me question what deep seeded problems it would take for someone to wear one to begin with. And the enhancer?????? Just imagine the poor girl's (or guy's) disappointment when they realize the package is about as real as a 12 year old girl's stuffed bra!!!!!!!!!!!! Gay or straight.......these things should be against the law!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:43AM on May 29th 2007 by vanessakinley@hotmail.com

40. I don't think anyone over 7 or 8 yrs should be seen is a speedo. I've seen those 'greek god' types strutting around at the pool. It is just sad...

Posted at 1:22PM on May 29th 2007 by patirol

41. speedos bcause I want to see the bulk of whats going to go in my mouth.

Posted at 4:21AM on May 29th 2007 by Brian

42. Ha, so many jealous little boys posting in the comments. Get used to competing!

Posted at 10:12AM on May 29th 2007 by d.p.

43. the guy in the speedo just looks plain stupid. before I read the article I could tell it is fake. it looks like he got an apple stuck in his pants. better think twicw fellas!

Posted at 10:47AM on May 29th 2007 by coolray

44. Got to www.madeinbrazil.com
to see how speedos make guys look so much bettter, are better for tanning and for swimming. Shorter shorts are not so bad, but when I see young guys with bermudas down their legs I feel sorry for them at the beach! Makes me think of those old swimsuits from the 20's for women!

Posted at 12:53PM on May 29th 2007 by Grace

45. http://madeinbrazil.typepad.com/

that is the website.

Hey, speedos are worn everywhere in the developed world (Europe, South America) except in homophobic USA. The country that shows lesbians in porn but not homossexuals. Where there are tons of closeted homossexual men.

Posted at 1:01PM on May 29th 2007 by Grace

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