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Danity Kane & The Chocolate Factory

Aubrey O'DayP.Diddy girl group Danity Kane's resident good time girl, Aubrey O'Day, partied at the Life Ball in Vienna on Friday -- looking like the bastard love child of Kelly Ripa and an Oompa-Loompa!

While basking in the natural sun may be hazardous to your health, so is slathering on globs of drag queen eye makeup and sunless tanning cream in a natural shade of ... orange!

Doompa-Dee-Do, Reege!



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1. WTF!?! Ooompa-Loompa indeed!

Posted at 1:20PM on May 29th 2007 by Purple

2. Either thats not a very flattering photo or she is looking haggered......................

What happened to the fresh faced Abruey of Making the Band.

Sigh - hollywood claims another victum

Posted at 1:22PM on May 29th 2007 by Inspector Gadget

3. She's hot, although this is not a good picture!!

Posted at 1:24PM on May 29th 2007 by Jenn

4. Oompa, loompa, doopity-do...
I've got another puzzle for you...

What do you get when you have a fake tan?
Some bright orange skin that came from a can!

Danity Kane is so very lame!
Who among you is the one to blame?

The Puffy and the Daddy!!

Posted at 1:28PM on May 29th 2007 by drew_ill

5. i thought there were rumors that she was preggers

Posted at 2:58PM on May 29th 2007 by oh yeah

6. Sigh......... get a real tan baby

Posted at 1:30PM on May 29th 2007 by NubianGoddez

7. WHOA...that is a bit much...

Posted at 1:36PM on May 29th 2007 by REALIST

8. when will these people learn????

Orange is not a natural color!!!!!

This applies to everyone famous or not.

Posted at 1:43PM on May 29th 2007 by Boycott Carrot people

9. Orange ho.

Posted at 1:51PM on May 29th 2007 by C Ya

10. She looks awful!!! She was so cute before that lame Making The Band crap. Is Danity Kane still even a group? I've only heard one of their songs. Looks like P. Diddy has ruined even more lives with his "Making The Band" saga. Whatever happened to his other girl group, "Dream" from several years ago?

Posted at 2:18PM on May 29th 2007 by DidISayThatOutLoud

11. She looks like a young Tammy Faye Bakker. (No offense Ms. Bakker)

Someone give her a lesson in doing her make-up PLEEZE!

Spider eyes are O-U-T chick!

Posted at 2:28PM on May 29th 2007 by Laurie Lu

12. do these people actually think ORANGE looks good???
its ugly as hell!

Posted at 2:38PM on May 29th 2007 by sassy

13. O.o - she does look like Tammy Faye Baker.................

Good call #11

Posted at 2:38PM on May 29th 2007 by Inspector Gadget

14. She was the cute one - WTF Happened?

Posted at 2:53PM on May 29th 2007 by disturbed

15. Wow, I didn't know there were orange people in this world? Is she from another planet? Geez, somebody tell this girl if she wanted attention she sure got it w/her orange self!

Posted at 3:55PM on May 29th 2007 by Dan

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