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Shanna to Lindsay: "Penis Posse" Going Down!

Shanna MoaklerThat ever-ready advice bunny, Shanna Moakler, has moved on from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan. La Lohan is no doubt thanking Shanna Moakler for the helpful advice she dispenses this morning on her MySpace page, namely ...

When you [sic] making 8 million dollars a film ... HIRE A DRIVER!!

Other than that, Moakler mainly goes off on yet another rant against Lohan (and fellow celebutard Paris HIlton), calling them the "penis posse" and saying that she doesn't "feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are from from it." She screeches that the posse is going "down one by one" and entering "jail or rehab." She can't resist taking another shot at mortal enemy Paris Hilton, saying, "Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and f**ks a 22 yr old and knocks her up." That's classy advice from the Dear Abby of the tattooed set!

Still, says Shanna, ultimately, "I don't really think anything of it." She made that clear.

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16. i think she is sooo true about these skank whores! at least some people arent afraid to call these people out on their actions. give shana some credit, at least she speaks the truth!

Posted at 12:43PM on May 29th 2007 by kiki

17. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU, BUT WAS SHANNA TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING? So Shanna DID Travis get Paris pregnant? If so did she have an abortion? Do tell all hun......

Posted at 1:19PM on May 29th 2007 by kk

18. I have no idea who Shanna is or why she is famous but she is rapidly becoming my favorite pseudo-celeb!

Posted at 3:52PM on May 29th 2007 by glee

19. Shanna is as much of a crack whore as the people she's digging at! Did anybody watch "meet the barkers"? Poor dumb Travis for taking her back. Without him she was on her way to the porn circuit.

Posted at 4:31PM on May 29th 2007 by Theyre all the SAME

20. Like her husband did (married to her & went off and f...ed Paris). I think she should be sounding off on her husband and not Paris =(

Posted at 6:15PM on May 29th 2007 by K

21. The fact that she mentions the money they make - jealous much? I dont love any of those girls but I think Shanna is right in there with them.

Posted at 6:15PM on May 29th 2007 by K

22. Gooooooo Shanna!! love you girl!

Posted at 6:56PM on May 29th 2007 by Sinderella

23. YOU GO GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!THEY ALL NEED TO GET IT by BIG BERTHA BUTCH IN THE POKIE

Posted at 11:33PM on May 29th 2007 by CUTLOUS

24. HEY PARASITE, I HOPE YOU GET YOUR UGLY FACE KICKED IN WHILE IN JAIL YOU STUPID NASTY SKANK! OH YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HAVING YOU FACE USED AS A MOP FOR SCRUBBING ALL THE TOILETS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 3:01AM on Jun 1st 2007 by STOP YOUR CENSORSHIP, TMZ!!! IS PARIS PAYING YOU TO DELETE MESSAGES SHE DOESNT LIKE???

25. Shanna is so annoying!!! She always has something to say just to see her name in the gossip columns and talking about other young celebs is what gets her there because otherwise she doesn't have enough money or talent to be on the cover of a magazine. Maybe Shanna should mind her business and keep getting pregnant by famous men in order to keep money in her pocket.

Posted at 11:46AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Rachelle

26. Man! is everyone trying to get in a fight with Lohan? Its an everyday thing! GEEZ!

Posted at 7:51PM on Jun 5th 2007 by ComeAgain

27. I couldn't of said it better myself!

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Sami

28. IM ON SHANNA`S SIDE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERENT TOGETHER PARIS WAS IN HER FACE ACTING LIKE THEY WERE FRIENDS AND THAN MESSED WITH HER HUSBAND. THATS FOUL!!!!! TOGETHER OR NOT THERE STILL MARRIED AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES PARIS WAS WRONG

Posted at 11:49AM on Jul 11th 2007 by DANIELLE

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