Train Wrecks
Brigitte's Breast Buffet

Look out Janice Dickinson! Brigitte Nielsen is gunning for your Train Wreck crown!

TMZ cameras caught the former "Red Sonja" star/Bride of Stallone turned "Surreal Lifer" outside Fubar last night, where the great Dane started grabbing at her breasts and shimmying -- while saying something along the lines of "Come close my dear, eat!" in Italian to her buddies. Squisito!

Flavor Flav's one-time lover then broke into song on the sidewalk -- sounding surprisingly good -- after one of her friends wiggled his face into her jiggling 43-year-old cleavage.

Another A-lister partying with Brigitte on the street, with glass in hand, was Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing on "Dallas."

Tags: Brigitte Nielsen, BrigitteNielsen

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1. First

Posted at 12:42PM on May 30th 2007 by Be A Leader

2. ahem...

Could you please avoid posting such atrocities,
during the EST lunch hour?

Posted at 12:44PM on May 30th 2007 by Ra

3. she's only 43?????

Posted at 12:44PM on May 30th 2007 by KiKi

4. YEAH, THAT'S A MAN BABY!

Posted at 12:45PM on May 30th 2007 by TOTALLY TITS

5. 43-year-old cleavage? Dude, she's WAY past 43, so unless you're indicated that she *bought them* 43 years ago, what's up?!

Posted at 1:44PM on May 30th 2007 by Mama

6. Ugly -- now I know what it means!

Posted at 12:48PM on May 30th 2007 by castra regina

7. Now we know who Sly Stallone shared his steroids with.

Posted at 12:51PM on May 30th 2007 by TOTALLY TITS

8. Uh? what? 43?! I don't think so.

Posted at 1:07PM on May 30th 2007 by kelly2

9. You forgot to mention that I'm in the video, too!!!

Posted at 1:07PM on May 30th 2007 by charlene tilton

10. Hey, what about me?

Posted at 1:06PM on May 30th 2007 by charlene tilton

11. According to my clock she's older than that.

Posted at 12:57PM on May 30th 2007 by FLAVOR FAV

12. Looks Like Heidi Klum...................................................

Posted at 12:56PM on May 30th 2007 by yep

13. Aren't her 15 Mins up yet?

Posted at 12:57PM on May 30th 2007 by SlappDaddy

14. I'd still hit it.

Posted at 12:58PM on May 30th 2007 by Dude

15. WEIRD......and uglier by the minute!!!

Posted at 12:59PM on May 30th 2007 by costaMesaboy

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