Train Wrecks
Brigitte's Breast Buffet

Look out Janice Dickinson! Brigitte Nielsen is gunning for your Train Wreck crown!

TMZ cameras caught the former "Red Sonja" star/Bride of Stallone turned "Surreal Lifer" outside Fubar last night, where the great Dane started grabbing at her breasts and shimmying -- while saying something along the lines of "Come close my dear, eat!" in Italian to her buddies. Squisito!

Flavor Flav's one-time lover then broke into song on the sidewalk -- sounding surprisingly good -- after one of her friends wiggled his face into her jiggling 43-year-old cleavage.

Another A-lister partying with Brigitte on the street, with glass in hand, was Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing on "Dallas."

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16. Brigitte Nielsen and Charlene Tilton? Mutt and Jeff for females. If both were standing up in their stocking feet, one wonders if the top of Charlene's head would be level to Brigitte's mighty bustline.

Posted at 1:08PM on May 30th 2007 by Vincent

17. LOL....Charlene is in the video....OMG, I didn't even notice. I also didn't read the whole thing either. Charlene you rock !. And u look hammered !

Posted at 1:12PM on May 30th 2007 by NY YANKEES

18. Feeling like a woman....Looking like a man

Posted at 1:24PM on May 30th 2007 by Shabby

19. I thought Charlene Tilton had got religion after Dallas and was busily spreading the word. What's she doing partying with this train wreck?

Posted at 1:24PM on May 30th 2007 by Kerr Avon

20. Why do these people insist on publicly derailing, isn't anything private to them?

Posted at 1:24PM on May 30th 2007 by EyesWideOpen

21. SHE HASN'T BEEN 43 IN ABOUT 14 YEARS!! CUT THE JOKES!!

Posted at 1:28PM on May 30th 2007 by DEE RAY

22. She was only around 19-20 or so when Rocky IV came out so I think she is only around 43, scarily enough. She's a walking anti-smoking campaign!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on May 30th 2007 by BeeBee

23. 43? Damn, she's been ridden hard.

Posted at 1:36PM on May 30th 2007 by Meowch

24. Who?

Posted at 1:41PM on May 30th 2007 by Cate

25. 43-year-old cleavage? Dude, she's WAY past 43, so unless you're indicated that she *bought them* 43 years ago, what's up?!

Posted at 1:44PM on May 30th 2007 by Mama

26. I stand corrected. I originally posted that Janice Dickenson is what lindsay lohan will look like in 10 years. CORRECTION - Brigette Nielsen is what lindsay lohan will look like in 10 years...

Posted at 1:50PM on May 30th 2007 by She SUCKS

27. born July 15, 1963

Posted at 2:00PM on May 30th 2007 by for IMDb

28. Another piece of trailer trash. Her only claim to fame is sleeping with Sly.

Posted at 2:01PM on May 30th 2007 by BC

29. Hey, Be a Leader - first at what? Proving you have no life except sitting at the computer waiting for a new story to pop up?

Posted at 2:11PM on May 30th 2007 by Get a life

30.
Flava Flav is a punk
for allowing this skank to address him as;
My Foofy Foofy

Posted at 2:14PM on May 30th 2007 by Ra

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