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Brigitte's Breast Buffet

Look out Janice Dickinson! Brigitte Nielsen is gunning for your Train Wreck crown!

TMZ cameras caught the former "Red Sonja" star/Bride of Stallone turned "Surreal Lifer" outside Fubar last night, where the great Dane started grabbing at her breasts and shimmying -- while saying something along the lines of "Come close my dear, eat!" in Italian to her buddies. Squisito!

Flavor Flav's one-time lover then broke into song on the sidewalk -- sounding surprisingly good -- after one of her friends wiggled his face into her jiggling 43-year-old cleavage.

Another A-lister partying with Brigitte on the street, with glass in hand, was Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing on "Dallas."

Tags: Brigitte Nielsen, BrigitteNielsen

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16. I like this chick and I dont know why!?. To me she looks better then she ever did !!. Forget about her being ugly....what about that guy with the glasses, He reminds me of bruce valanch's darker haired twin !....lol. And DAMN is she TALL !!.OOOOOOO, a fight between her and janice dickinson would be GREAT !!!!, I'm not talkin mud wrestling crap, I'm talking a real knock down,drag out fight !!!!!!!. I think brigitte would win. Any thoughts people ????????.

Posted at 1:03PM on May 30th 2007 by NY YANKEES

17. Brigitte Nielsen and Charlene Tilton? Mutt and Jeff for females. If both were standing up in their stocking feet, one wonders if the top of Charlene's head would be level to Brigitte's mighty bustline.

Posted at 1:08PM on May 30th 2007 by Vincent

18. LOL....Charlene is in the video....OMG, I didn't even notice. I also didn't read the whole thing either. Charlene you rock !. And u look hammered !

Posted at 1:12PM on May 30th 2007 by NY YANKEES

19. Who?

Posted at 1:41PM on May 30th 2007 by Cate

20. Feeling like a woman....Looking like a man

Posted at 1:24PM on May 30th 2007 by Shabby

21. I thought Charlene Tilton had got religion after Dallas and was busily spreading the word. What's she doing partying with this train wreck?

Posted at 1:24PM on May 30th 2007 by Kerr Avon

22. Why do these people insist on publicly derailing, isn't anything private to them?

Posted at 1:24PM on May 30th 2007 by EyesWideOpen

23. SHE HASN'T BEEN 43 IN ABOUT 14 YEARS!! CUT THE JOKES!!

Posted at 1:28PM on May 30th 2007 by DEE RAY

24. She was only around 19-20 or so when Rocky IV came out so I think she is only around 43, scarily enough. She's a walking anti-smoking campaign!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on May 30th 2007 by BeeBee

25. 43? Damn, she's been ridden hard.

Posted at 1:36PM on May 30th 2007 by Meowch

26. I stand corrected. I originally posted that Janice Dickenson is what lindsay lohan will look like in 10 years. CORRECTION - Brigette Nielsen is what lindsay lohan will look like in 10 years...

Posted at 1:50PM on May 30th 2007 by She SUCKS

27. Another piece of trailer trash. Her only claim to fame is sleeping with Sly.

Posted at 2:01PM on May 30th 2007 by BC

28. born July 15, 1963

Posted at 2:00PM on May 30th 2007 by for IMDb

29. 43? Someone is playing the age game.....or she is not aging particularly well....

Posted at 3:03PM on May 30th 2007 by rminva

30. Hey, Be a Leader - first at what? Proving you have no life except sitting at the computer waiting for a new story to pop up?

Posted at 2:11PM on May 30th 2007 by Get a life

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