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Posted May 30th 2007 12:32PM by TMZ Staff

Look out Janice Dickinson! Brigitte Nielsen is gunning for your Train Wreck crown!

TMZ cameras caught the former "Red Sonja" star/Bride of Stallone turned "Surreal Lifer" outside Fubar last night, where the great Dane started grabbing at her breasts and shimmying -- while saying something along the lines of "Come close my dear, eat!" in Italian to her buddies. Squisito!

Flavor Flav's one-time lover then broke into song on the sidewalk -- sounding surprisingly good -- after one of her friends wiggled his face into her jiggling 43-year-old cleavage.

Another A-lister partying with Brigitte on the street, with glass in hand, was Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing on "Dallas."

Tags: Brigitte Nielsen, BrigitteNielsen

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31.
Flava Flav is a punk
for allowing this skank to address him as;
My Foofy Foofy

Posted at 2:14PM on May 30th 2007 by Ra

32. I thought she was 63..honestly bridge to river why?

Posted at 2:53PM on May 30th 2007 by suzyq7cars

33. I honestly thought she was 63..........very disgusting

Posted at 2:53PM on May 30th 2007 by suzyq7cars

34. Has been.

Posted at 3:31PM on May 30th 2007 by My Two Cents

35. There's something SAD about that poor old drunk.

Posted at 3:35PM on May 30th 2007 by MercyMe

36. You just know that she'd smell bad.

Posted at 4:25PM on May 30th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

37. I love Brigitte. I think she's wacky in a fun way. She seems like a very nice lady. I wouldn't compare her to Janice at all. Janice is a freaking nutjob suffering from delusions of grandeur.

And yeah, I do believe she's older than 43. But maybe they're referring to the age of her implants.

Posted at 4:44PM on May 30th 2007 by ColinFarrelIisHot

38. She is a great Dane - in size.

Posted at 5:18PM on May 30th 2007 by C. Overgaard

39. This can't be Brigitte; it's Billy Idol!

Posted at 5:17PM on May 30th 2007 by dazdnfused

40. WOW.. her implants are 43 years old.. that makes her what 73??

Posted at 6:07PM on May 31st 2007 by ismybosslooking

41. Ya, the gesture and the comment are pretty gross, but no more gross them men grabbing their wankers in public - maybe they thought they lost them. Can't lose the groceries. Or adults picking their noses. Tip for the nose pickers in the crowd, when you're in your car driving, you're windows are two-way. Disgusting.

Posted at 8:06PM on May 30th 2007 by SinCity

42. There's no way she's 43 yrs old. Wasn't she with Stallone about 25 yrs. ago? She looked like an old lady back then.

Posted at 1:03AM on May 31st 2007 by Pat

43. You must admire dignified women who carry themselves with such grace and decorum. If you ever see any like that, perhaps TMZ might ignore them for these types. This woman was a drunken drama queen who seemed a LOT off on Flava of love. Define 'off' any way you wish. I thought at first that it might be a cultural gap, as she grew up overseas, but then decided, no, I think it's that she's off. IMHO.

Posted at 2:13AM on May 31st 2007 by Gaaaaaaack.

44. Should add in all fairness that it sounds like Brigitte has a pretty good voice. She could sing on that show where the stars sing as a competition. If Lucy Lawless can do it, so could Brigitte, and it sounds as though Ms. Nielsen has a better voice. Plus she's a tall, statuesque, attention-whore blonde.

Posted at 2:22AM on May 31st 2007 by Gaaaaaaack.

45. She's so ugly she's SCARY...

Posted at 4:14AM on May 31st 2007 by yuck...

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