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Brigitte's Breast Buffet

5/30/2007 1:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Look out Janice Dickinson! Brigitte Nielsen is gunning for your Train Wreck crown!

TMZ cameras caught the former "Red Sonja" star/Bride of Stallone turned "Surreal Lifer" outside Fubar last night, where the great Dane started grabbing at her breasts and shimmying -- while saying something along the lines of "Come close my dear, eat!" in Italian to her buddies. Squisito!

Flavor Flav's one-time lover then broke into song on the sidewalk -- sounding surprisingly good -- after one of her friends wiggled his face into her jiggling 43-year-old cleavage.

Another A-lister partying with Brigitte on the street, with glass in hand, was Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing on "Dallas."

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46.

Standards are badly needed.    

Should add in all fairness that it sounds like Brigitte has a pretty good voice. She could sing on that show where the stars sing as a competition. If Lucy Lawless can do it, so could Brigitte, and it sounds as though Ms. Nielsen has a better voice. Plus she's a tall, statuesque, attention-whore blonde.

2668 days ago
47.

Finally exposed - shes a wierdo    

She's so ugly she's SCARY...

2668 days ago
48.

Missy    

43! was that the age before her marriage to Sly? This woman looks at least 60. And its to late for the breast thing. Saggy breast is not in season.

2667 days ago
49.

rock    

I thought it was Ted Danson in drag!

2667 days ago
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