Britney -- Nervous Train Wreck

31. Looks like Slut-ney spears is still drinking like crazy. Per news services, she was found slumped on the floor IN THE MENS ROOM of a hotel bar on the 27th, passed out over a toilet, after having apparently puked her guts out several times. She was to stay at the hotel, but instead begged her bodyguard to drive her home.

Nice job, Slut-ney. Good job also, "promises". Both of you (the stupid, airheaded moron and the pampered celebrity vacation rehab) are worthless. Slut-ney should just "roll on back to lou'siana, y'all" and promises should be investigated by the state for perpetrating a fraud on the public.

Posted at 5:26PM on May 30th 2007 by yuck...

32. Hey ya'll Brit may be a skank and all of the above BUT at least she is AWAKE for these photos!!! Hah

Posted at 5:36PM on May 30th 2007 by Lilo lover

33. Again, she may be a disgusting, filthy, skanky, bald-headed, mess BUT at least she is AWAKE for these photos, so you have to give her a little credit!! Can I get a witness?!?!

Posted at 5:38PM on May 30th 2007 by anonymous

34. I certainly would not want everything I did scrutinized with a sackful of photographers snapping pictures.I know celebrities out their business out there,but believe that Brit is young and learning the ropes of being a single mom,of 2 young boys at that...and juggling all the aspects of her life...so what makes her any different than all the others of us who had to learn the ropes...just her bankroll...thats it....leave her alone

Posted at 5:40PM on May 31st 2007 by kelly

35. She appears to be struggling with issues. I hope she grows up and gets back on page with her mother. The end of her marriage had to be very hard for her regardless if it was a good thing over all. It shakes a person confidence and bad choices could follow if someone close does not help move her past it.

Posted at 1:37AM on May 31st 2007 by 2Cent

36. If she really wanted to be left alone, she wouldn't be driving around 1/2 dressed in an open convertible. That pretty much says all. Fame can be a compulsion. Britney has no idea how to lay low. If I had her $$$, I'd have a full time driver/handyman/bodygaurd and ride in the back of a private, air conditioned limo most of the time, and drive here and there to keep my skills.

Posted at 2:04AM on May 31st 2007 by GrimFairyTales

37. She should just take her kids and find a nice quiet place to live.. and give her hair a break.

Posted at 3:39AM on May 31st 2007 by Hello Kitty

38. Why is this ugly skank never given a ticket for not wearing her seatbelt. Do your job stupid LAPD! She's eating her nails cause she's high on meth.

Posted at 5:26AM on May 31st 2007 by Cant stand the freaks

39. It is true this young lady has made some mistakes in the past. The key word is Past, this is not earth shattering news leave the poor girl alone give me a break she was biting her nails

Posted at 9:07AM on May 31st 2007 by Lu

40. It is a stretch mark !!! Trust me after having 4 kids, you get stretch marks in the weirdest place. That is one of the 1st places you get them because the boobs are the first thing to grow. Don't Yall remember how big her boobs got when she was pregnant ??

Posted at 9:04AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Normally a Britney Supporter

41. Leave the girl alone- she is obviously stressed out about something. I don't think stress discriminates, so rich or poor, she's only human and is susceptible to some type of stress. As a fellow nail bite myself, I know the feeling that overcomes you and you can't stop yourself from biting your nails, it doesn't matter that it hurts or bleeds, until the wave of panic/stress passes it's difficult to resist the urge to bite your nails.  And the girl smokes, another symptom of stress.  Been there, done that and I wouldn't want my life under all this scrutiny, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Posted at 2:59AM on Jun 1st 2007 by J.

42. My God , this poor woman can' even take a dump without a camera up her >>> this harassment to the EXTREME . !!woman bitch about a compliment but this woman hasn't done anything rong and everyone makes her out to be satans duather or worse , Brittney file charges if possible this !! LEAVE THIS WOMAN ALONE DAM

Posted at 3:45AM on Jun 3rd 2007 by keith

43. BRITTNEY IS THE TOP TMZ'S HOT CELEBS.....PARIS COMING IN SECOND! IT WASN'T SO JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO WHEN PARIS WAS NUMBER....PERHAPS IF PARIS SHAVES HER HEAD TOO SHE CAN BE BACK TO #1 HOT CELEBRITY PRINCESS! LILO IS NO WHERE NEAR BUT SHE CAN BE PLAYING CATCH UP...WHAT THESE CELEBS WON'T DO! MY GOSH!

Posted at 10:53PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Mixican

44. I thought I was watching a video of the whales caught in the Sacramento River but it turned out to be Britney walking down the beach in a thong with her cousin! Oh, poor little Britney is stressed out. Yeah, because she's flabby, lost what voice she had and looks like jello when she attempts to dance and is realizing you have to do more than pack a little club and lipsynch for 12 minutes to become a superstar. Didn't see her fretting when she was walking in and out of the clubs! Get a clue--Britneys washed up!!

Posted at 4:33PM on Jun 3rd 2007 by jamstan

45. DAMN TMZ...you guys must be hurtin BIGTIME. I gotta say, your gossip on celebs is usually pretty amusing. And who doesn't enjoy a good laugh about our favorite Hollywood screwups? But posting an article on Brit biting her nails?!?!! ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDIN ME??? I guess with Paris behind bars now, and Lindsay back in rehab...this must be the only crap you guys at TMZ can come up with. I just hope I'm not the only one who realizes how pathetic and boring this junk is. It doesn't take a psychic to predict there'll be a whole lot of TMZ layoffs in the near future if this continues. So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't sicken me with this meaningless crap EVER again. I'm BEGGING you. And I won't speak for other readers, but for me...this so-called 'news' is just downright sickening to see on your website. I expected SO much better from you.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 4th 2007 by LiLi