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Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

5/30/2007 4:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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Jolly Roger:  1716 days ago

Marilyn Manson should run for president. He'd win by a landslide or bite the heads off everyone. Lindsay makes my remote control envious. Starts saying things like grip me harder and press 069 like your life and my batteries depended on it. Both my remote and I have challenged one another to a duel because we both want the firecrotch and only one can be victorious.

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Lilith Astaroth:  1691 days ago

wow he gained some weight... he also looks about 55 now. trying his hand at standup comedy now? I'd say that was a bit of a failure... I'm not a Lohan fan by any means, but that wasn't even a decent diss. a lot of people love the "firecrotch" pubes... google it, there's tons of solo amateur sites that make bankroll off just that. nice try Manson but you didn't quite get there.
he kinda looks like Michael Jackson now.... sad. =/

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margtud:  1715 days ago

Hysterical! And he's just telling it like it is. Sorry Lindsay-but you asked for it. Behave like a lady you'll get treated like one. Behave like a common trollop-get treated like one.

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Daddy wants some of the pie too.:  1713 days ago

His wife divorced him because he was drunk all the time and was "full of demons" Imagine that! The affair he was having was with Evan Rachel Wood not Lindsay Lohan.
http://www.socialitelife.com/2007/04/24/i_kinda_like_dita_von_teese.php
Funny, wherever his ex talks about why she divorced him she never mentions Lindsay. No wonder he's dissing someone who's in rehab. Another parasite unable to get press on his own so he jumps on the "Bash Lindsay" wagon. Dry out loser before you throw up all over your fishnets!!

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16:  1540 days ago

Marilyn manson is a smart man..he is just expressing his feelings towards the hoe that lindsay is. get over yourselfs people!

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whew:  1719 days ago

First!!!

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Crystal:  1719 days ago

So he's telling us what we already know..she's a whore!..ok we get that! lol..funny that a freak like him can poke fun at her...lmao!

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Robert:  1719 days ago

YouTube Food Drive


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNjucczZ4fg

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RON:  1719 days ago

...wait just a second here...tell me MM and LL would'nt make the best bank-robbery team since Bonnie and Clyde... http://www.myspace.com/myspace.com/barbiebandits
LMAO

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I have No Life:  1719 days ago

One freak to another.... What can I say? What can anyone say? Do we really care?

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FABIO:  1719 days ago

I heard that Lindsay and Marilyn took turns shaving each other.

I had not idea that she was so Kinky...

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Tangie:  1719 days ago

He's clearly stoned and has freakish long fingers. UGH

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Dawn Day:  1719 days ago

She BEGGED him to hang out like ALL the girls do???

Marilyn, get over yourself!

Well, maybe she did beg....wtf?

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TEAM PARIS:  1719 days ago

He's a demon.

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U.S.C.:  1719 days ago

Oh, he's a freak....leave the girl alone already.

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