Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 8) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

1. First!!!

Posted at 3:53PM on May 30th 2007 by Just me

2. So he's telling us what we already know..she's a whore!..ok we get that! lol..funny that a freak like him can poke fun at her...lmao!

Posted at 3:54PM on May 30th 2007 by Paris-Brit-Lindsey & Jess is on her way!

3. YouTube Food Drive


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNjucczZ4fg

Posted at 3:56PM on May 30th 2007 by Brian

4. ...wait just a second here...tell me MM and LL would'nt make the best bank-robbery team since Bonnie and Clyde... http://www.myspace.com/myspace.com/barbiebandits
LMAO

Posted at 3:57PM on May 30th 2007 by Barbie

5. One freak to another.... What can I say? What can anyone say? Do we really care?

Posted at 3:58PM on May 30th 2007 by I have No Life

6. I heard that Lindsay and Marilyn took turns shaving each other.

I had not idea that she was so Kinky...

Posted at 3:59PM on May 30th 2007 by STEVE-O

7. He's clearly stoned and has freakish long fingers. UGH

Posted at 4:03PM on May 30th 2007 by kim

8. He's a demon.

Posted at 4:05PM on May 30th 2007 by TEAM PARIS

9. Oh, he's a freak....leave the girl alone already.

Posted at 4:13PM on May 30th 2007 by K.C.

10. How old is this geezer and he is still making fun of a 20 year old?

Posted at 4:18PM on May 30th 2007 by Isn't he too old?

11. This coming from him...... a F*R*E*A*K of nature!

Posted at 4:18PM on May 30th 2007 by C Ya

12. M. Mansion makes all the drag queens look bad - what up next for him - heading up a gay pride parade?

Posted at 4:19PM on May 30th 2007 by RJinChicago

13. This coming from him.................. A F*R*E*A*K OF NATURE!

Posted at 4:22PM on May 30th 2007 by C Ya

14. HE SEEMS LIKE A REAL,,,,JERK/OFF,,,,,,,,,,,,i stll think he's the older brother on "Mr. Belvadere",,,,that old t.v. show.........

Posted at 4:22PM on May 30th 2007 by costaMesaboy

15. what the hell was that all about?? is he looking for attention or what???

LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!!!!!! DAMN!

Posted at 4:24PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Hot Tips

Email Alerts