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Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

5/30/2007 4:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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46.

Puh-lease    

Oh, for God's sake. Take a look at the has-been Marilyn Manson, if you want to make fun of somebody. He's so freakishly ugly that it's not funny, and he's completely untalented on top of it. So who cares what he thinks. He's not even a big enough celebrity to make it onto the D-List.

2705 days ago
47.

allison    

Welcome back laughing at you. Where have you been?

2705 days ago
48.

Lysa    

Well, I hate to break it to you guys, but there IS something very sexy about him. I had many twisted little fantasies about him when I was 19 or so. It's like fantasizing about a vampire coming into your room at night and having his way with you. (Just me??)

But this video has me confused....it reminds me of stand up comedy or something. I dont get it.

2705 days ago
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costaMesaboy    

hey it's the older brother from "MR. BELVADERE"haha.......that old t.v.,,i swear....THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEATIFUL PEOPLE,,,,,,,god that dude is soooooooo loooooped

2705 days ago
50.

sassy    

why pick on a female?? is he that weak? lets see him make fun of a man.

and the man isent funny at all. wheres the humor?? is it coming out of his ass because the man is nothing but old hat these days!

2705 days ago
51.

CoolGirl2008    

i'd rather be a freak than dumb mall shoppers like you.

aren't you all supposed to be at a tanning salon?

goth rules.

2705 days ago
52.

Paris Hater's Live Sad, Dull & Pathetic Lives    

Don't you just hate people that ride on the coattails of others for celebrity, because without it they would be nothing. Marilyn your time in the spotlight is up. What else can you do to earn a living? Maybe Jack-In-The-Box can use another clown!

2705 days ago
53.

jim    

i wish i was mm, he gets all the girls

2705 days ago
54.

Paris Hater's Live Sad, Dull & Pathetic Lives    

SUCKS TO BE MARILYN (WHOSE FACE HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE A CROTCH) MANSON!

2705 days ago
55.

ron    

Gawd has just issued a statement... he said.

"please respect her privacy at this difficult time!"

2705 days ago
56.

just asking    

discusting.

2705 days ago
57.

jProud American Author    

I don't believe anything MM says about Lindsey. Let the girl go to rehab in piece. Everyone makes mistakes. Just looking at MM makes me want to go to rehab. Ugh. That's his thing and the Goths love him ...give me George Clooney or Richard Dean Anderson. YUM!

http://enlightenedangel.bravehost.com

2705 days ago
58.

christine    

WHATS A FIRE CROTCH?

2705 days ago
59.

Liz    

Is this for real? If she chased a married guy then he has a right to dog her. If this is a lie then she should sue this freak of nature. Linds has serious issues right now and doesn't need this crap.

2705 days ago
60.

duke    

Lindsay gets crap because she asks for it with her skanky low-life behavior that she flaunts for attention. SHE'S disgusting, she's nothing more than an alchoholic cokehead with too much money and no class whatsoever.

2705 days ago
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