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Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

5/30/2007 4:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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61.

richards    

Please the only reason he gets any play is that he must be packin' and you know all sluts love a biggun

2666 days ago
62.

bean1217    

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2666 days ago
63.

Frybread    

MM making fun of a 20 year old? This dude is nearly 40 and still wears eye liner, makeup and all black clothing. Who's the real loser here?

2666 days ago
64.

Liz    

Justin

She is a very young girl that had Paris and greasy bear trash talking her in public. That would drive anyone to drink. She is a talented girl that has seriously lost her way. I am sure it's easy to do with the fame and money involved.

Cut her some slack.

2666 days ago
65.

vickymaz    

Sigh. Marilyn Manson plays the publicity game one more time; we all know that he's very adept at doing so. The whole video comes off as him taking the piss about the situation - I doubt he's had anything to do with Lindsay, ever. It also comes off as a pathetic attempt to get media attention to hasten the (poor) sales of his current album by latching onto someone else's notoriety.

Mr. Warner has come off a little desperate lately; first the unnecessarily "scandalous" Heart Shaped Glasses video with his current PR-stunt of a girlfriend, now this...I remember when his music satirized the very type of person that he seems to have become. Could this all be part of his performance-art lifestyle? If so, nobody else is in on the joke anymore, Brian.

2666 days ago
66.

duke    

Come on, "very talented?" Who pays to see Lindsay, no one, she is the kiss of death to any movie. Her problem is that she has been cut way too much slack already, she thinks she is above the law and there is not one redeeming quality about her anymore. Blaming Lindsay's problems on others just shows why crap like Lindsay will never be accountable for their bad judgement, always got someone to blame but herself. Who twisted Lindsay's arm when she bared all just to get a little notoriety? Looked to me like she was all on her own enjoying every minute, no one to blame but herself. Lindsay needs a jail sentence, if that was you or me we'd already be locked up. What is so special about these creepy women that they are allowed to break the law and get away with it? Even Paris got away with far less than you and me would get. Give me a break, cut some slack? Already WAY too much slack being cut for these self-absorbed loonies and that is why they will all be used-up, STD-infected has-been drunks by the time they are all 30 with all their looks long gone. Hell, most of them are already there before they are out of their twenties!

2666 days ago
67.

BigCupOStfu    

Yeah, haven't done anything worth a damn lately, Marilyn, might as well jump on someone else's name, huh?

2666 days ago
68.

They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

only6 days until Paris goes to jail,and very,very soon lindsay will be joining her,all of Hydes will be locked up,these places need to lose there liquor license if they continue to serve booze to minors

2666 days ago
69.

costaMesaboy    

MANSON IS BI-SEXUAL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS GROSS...PERIOD

2666 days ago
70.

jimboden    

maybe firecrotch really means how many different guys she slept with

2666 days ago
71.

Nance    

Who said this girl had talent???? She's a waste of space...and her so called parents... my lord no wonder she turned out the way she is........:(

2666 days ago
72.

koz    

LL is is in serious need of help, I hope someday she grows up. MM, on the otherhand, wakes up everyday and chooses to look and act as he does. SCARY!
I have true mixed emotions when I see him....one is to drop to my knees and pray for our youth and the other is to vomit! I'm sure in his world that equates to "mission accomplished".
In my world that equates to "take him out back and kick is circus-freakshow ass".

2666 days ago
73.

Down with stupid people!    

COME ON GUYS THAT WAS F'N FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2666 days ago
74.

duke    

LMAO, Karen, stars want to come clean about the "rumors?" No rumors, just the truth they can't stand getting out and who would believe a bunch of over-paid/over-hyped bunch of drugged-up boozers anyway who hate that they can't hide from the truth anymore? Lindsay's boozing and drugging and whoring is a "rumor?" How about Paris, is her drinking and driving and whoring and STD problems all rumors? And Pam Anderson is just the girl next door, all sex tapes of this STD infected over the hill skank are just illusions of mass hysteria? Britnry Spears is really a great mom and a great singer and all accounts of her crappy as hell lip-syncing and boozing and whoring are all RUMORS?

Get a life, Karen, the TRUTH is out about all of them and they can't take it! WE don't all have the luxury of living Fantasyland lives with press secretaries cleaning up the truth until it ain't the truth at all anymore; looks like these Hollywood skanks just can't keep their dirt under the carpets anymore. Yeah, the publicity photos and press releases just can't be passed off as reality anymore, and ain't that a cryin' shame! LMAO, Karen is one of those brain-dead suckers born every minute that Hollywood skanks depend on to make the ugly truth about them disappear.

2666 days ago
75.

Helen    

Re Marilyn Manson: is he still here?
Yawn.

2666 days ago
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