Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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76. where the hell did he come from? havent heard anything on marilyn manson since i was in like middle school..lol i was thinkin bout him earlier wondering if he was still alive...guess he is...
lindsay has issues..she needs to get them straightened out...first britney spears now lindsay..not being mean towards them...everyone knows what its like to act out and do things your not sure of. but there are some things u just cant do like drinking and driving. like others have said she has a driver..use him. id like to get into the minds of these girls and see how they think..what goes on in their heads...

Posted at 9:11AM on May 31st 2007 by sammie

77. He is sick she is sick ...

And I could give a dam about them.....

You guys are all to funny and to involved in this LL B/S

Posted at 2:42PM on May 31st 2007 by rebel

78. I've never been a fan of MM, but I've seen him in several interviews and I was pleasantly surprised to find him extremely articulate. It's sad to see him resort to something like this. So not funny.

Posted at 6:26AM on May 31st 2007 by Kat

79. TMZ this must be a very slow newsday. Manson the "has been" freak and a photo of Celine's poor son and a story about some jock getting on an elevator with a lady wrestler.
You must miss Paris desperately.

Posted at 6:59AM on May 31st 2007 by Startmakingsense

80. Freaks like that should stick together, since nobody else cares. Clowns like this give me the creeps..I think I"m gonna hurl..

Posted at 7:36AM on May 31st 2007 by What a freak show

81. What the hell is a fire crotch? I sure do respect his opinion, thanks for bring this to us!

Posted at 8:03AM on May 31st 2007 by Teresa

82. Clearly Lindsay is to old for ex high school nerd Brian Warner aka Marylin Manson.
He likes 'em while they're still in their teens.Better watch out Evan Rachel Wood.

Posted at 7:57AM on May 31st 2007 by Kitty

83. What.......the........frick.......is......wrong......with.......him? We now have Marilyn Manson talking down on Lindsay Lohan.......hell in a handbasket, hell in a handbasket.

Posted at 8:05AM on May 31st 2007 by jEnsmo

84. I thought he was the best friend on "The Wonder Years"? Paul I think was the name...am I wrong?

Posted at 8:10AM on May 31st 2007 by Abby

85. honestly im suprised marilyn manson even lived this long..

i bet he tried to screw lindsay and didnt get it.. or maybe he did and it was bad

Posted at 8:28AM on May 31st 2007 by Cassey

86. ok..never mind...I was wrong..it was Joshsomethingorother...*s*

Posted at 8:32AM on May 31st 2007 by Abby

87. I have an 18-year-old son and one of his "girlfriends" is 17-years-old; and simply crazy about Marilyn Manson. We are your normal, boring, mid-western family; and for the life of me I cannot figure out why she likes this atrocious human being! One day I was telling her how awful and freakish Manson was and I noticed she was just delighting in the attention! So there you go--not so hard to figure out. When you are a teenager, sometimes any attention is better the no attention--even if you have to scape the bottom of the barrel with MM!

Posted at 8:40AM on May 31st 2007 by Shelley

88. Well said VM #62

Back when he first got popular he had that shock appeal but now with the state that the world is in today he can't pull that off any more. He needs to reinvent himself big time but not by screwing barely legal girls and bragging that LiLo begged him to hang out. Why, does he have the best blow?!

Wasn't it Jenna Jameson that said he was a freak in bed? Jenna calling MM a freak in bed?! I'd do him just to see if it was worth talking about and then I'd call TMZ!!! ;-)

Posted at 8:40AM on May 31st 2007 by Laurie Lu

89. manson,you just had to add your 2 cents worth.....hu? putting down a woman! if you can't say something nice,say nothing @ all...her undressing in front of you,honey,was probably all in your head.lindsay is a beautiful red headed girl.do you recall what you originally look like?
peace,my brother.....be nice.l

Posted at 6:48PM on Jun 18th 2007 by mercedes

90. Wait so he is implying that she doesn't shave the firecrotch?? Eww so it's like a giant burning bush or what?? I'm not sure who is nastier.

Posted at 10:28AM on May 31st 2007 by M

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