Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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91. I met Manson, he is not a freak..He is really shy which is so weird.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 8th 2007 by lilgirl

92. Poor little rich girl,she has everything in the world and I am suppose to feel sorry for her sorry ass? I don't think so! Loser try living in the real world and not a make believe,work a real job 40-60 hour week. I am so damn tored of hearing about these loser former child stars I could puke. Lindsey,you ,yourself made these bad decisions,can you say Gary Colemen,geez,grow up and act like a reponsilble adult or do us all a favor get lost!

Posted at 10:37AM on May 31st 2007 by Rob

93. I love how that greasy guy Paris hangs with thinks he invented the term Firecrotch. I'm in my 30's and have heard that when I was in HS. It's not that clever our new! Get a new line! It's also funny how someone like Marilyn Manson can make everyone stick up for Lindsey like she's their sibling!

Posted at 10:38AM on May 31st 2007 by BeeBee

94. What's wrong with a burning bush? I think they are rather attrative and more rare than the run-of-the-mill brown and dark brown ones. I would think the name doesn't bother her.

As far as Brian. He was a pure ugly geek in high school and had to take drastic measures to create a "look" that would hide his ugliness. This transformation was really the only way he could get anyone to pay attention to him.

Posted at 10:43AM on May 31st 2007 by Burn Baby Burn

95. God, I love him!

Posted at 11:19AM on May 31st 2007 by Nicky

96. a little too preoccupied with younger girls. no wonder dita left his ass.

Posted at 12:01PM on May 31st 2007 by sicko

97. SucKs To be GoTh in The YeAr 2007, SOmEbOdY nEeDs tO ReMiNd HiM ! ObViOuSLY wEaRiNg AlL bLaCk AnD dOiNg cOvEr SoNgS iSnt eNoUgH tO kEeP tHe MeDiAS AtTeNtIoN oN hIm So hE MUST pIcK oN sOmEoNe YoUnGeR!

Posted at 6:10PM on May 31st 2007 by gOo

98. i can't stand lindsay at all, but manson is a RETARD.

Posted at 1:21PM on May 31st 2007 by herb

99. Everyone out there seems to be defended Lilo, but if the tables were turned and MM had the problems all of you would be the first to rip him to shreds!!! What a bunch of hypocrites!!!! Just because he isn't one of Hollywoods "beautiful people" doesn't give anyone the right to judge him any differently.

Posted at 2:16PM on May 31st 2007 by kitty

100. He is a loser and is dropping her name to get publicity. Go home Kevin, or Brian,Alan, or whatever your real surburban boy name is.

Posted at 8:08PM on May 31st 2007 by rebecca

101. cocky much? "oh yeah..lilo she just loveess taking her clothes off in front of me....like ALL girls..she loves me."

and he broke his marriage for a 19 yearold

can u say..."mid-life crisis"?????

Posted at 12:31PM on Jun 1st 2007 by ashlee simpson is the prettiest girl ever

102. Marilyn Manson should run for president. He'd win by a landslide or bite the heads off everyone. Lindsay makes my remote control envious. Starts saying things like grip me harder and press 069 like your life and my batteries depended on it. Both my remote and I have challenged one another to a duel because we both want the firecrotch and only one can be victorious.

Posted at 11:19PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Jolly Roger

103. Hysterical! And he's just telling it like it is. Sorry Lindsay-but you asked for it. Behave like a lady you'll get treated like one. Behave like a common trollop-get treated like one.

Posted at 12:14AM on Jun 3rd 2007 by Manson Rocks!

104. His wife divorced him because he was drunk all the time and was "full of demons" Imagine that! The affair he was having was with Evan Rachel Wood not Lindsay Lohan.
http://www.socialitelife.com/2007/04/24/i_kinda_like_dita_von_teese.php
Funny, wherever his ex talks about why she divorced him she never mentions Lindsay. No wonder he's dissing someone who's in rehab. Another parasite unable to get press on his own so he jumps on the "Bash Lindsay" wagon. Dry out loser before you throw up all over your fishnets!!

Posted at 1:16AM on Jun 5th 2007 by jamstan

105. Oh, yes. He was definitely on one, if you feel me.

Posted at 2:41AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Angelique

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