Manson to Lohan -- Sucks to be a Firecrotch!

Marilyn Manson says he's seen Lindsay Lohan naked -- but didn't get a glimpse of her now infamous undercarriage.


In a video over on AOL's Popeater blog, the goth rocker broke into a bizarre rant about LiLo's "firecrotch," saying, "How much would it suck that forever you're going to be 'firecrotch,' you're gonna have to shave or just roll with it ... that's why she went blonde, sleight of hand." Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one.

Marilyn also says Linds had "an obsession with changing her clothes" in front of him -- adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out." Didn't they realize it was Marilyn Manson they were fighting for?

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91. a little too preoccupied with younger girls. no wonder dita left his ass.

Posted at 12:01PM on May 31st 2007 by sicko

92. i can't stand lindsay at all, but manson is a RETARD.

Posted at 1:21PM on May 31st 2007 by herb

93. Everyone out there seems to be defended Lilo, but if the tables were turned and MM had the problems all of you would be the first to rip him to shreds!!! What a bunch of hypocrites!!!! Just because he isn't one of Hollywoods "beautiful people" doesn't give anyone the right to judge him any differently.

Posted at 2:16PM on May 31st 2007 by kitty

94. He is sick she is sick ...

And I could give a dam about them.....

You guys are all to funny and to involved in this LL B/S

Posted at 2:42PM on May 31st 2007 by rebel

95. SucKs To be GoTh in The YeAr 2007, SOmEbOdY nEeDs tO ReMiNd HiM ! ObViOuSLY wEaRiNg AlL bLaCk AnD dOiNg cOvEr SoNgS iSnt eNoUgH tO kEeP tHe MeDiAS AtTeNtIoN oN hIm So hE MUST pIcK oN sOmEoNe YoUnGeR!

Posted at 6:10PM on May 31st 2007 by gOo

96. He is a loser and is dropping her name to get publicity. Go home Kevin, or Brian,Alan, or whatever your real surburban boy name is.

Posted at 8:08PM on May 31st 2007 by rebecca

97. i had to look at the video. who knew that with all the celebrity sex tapes going around out there, that this would be thrown in as a music video? eewww.

Posted at 10:11AM on Jun 1st 2007 by mabeth

98. cocky much? "oh yeah..lilo she just loveess taking her clothes off in front of me....like ALL girls..she loves me."

and he broke his marriage for a 19 yearold

can u say..."mid-life crisis"?????

Posted at 12:31PM on Jun 1st 2007 by ashlee simpson is the prettiest girl ever

99. COME ON GUYS THAT WAS F'N FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:30AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Down with stupid people!

100. Marilyn Manson should run for president. He'd win by a landslide or bite the heads off everyone. Lindsay makes my remote control envious. Starts saying things like grip me harder and press 069 like your life and my batteries depended on it. Both my remote and I have challenged one another to a duel because we both want the firecrotch and only one can be victorious.

Posted at 11:19PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Jolly Roger

101. Hysterical! And he's just telling it like it is. Sorry Lindsay-but you asked for it. Behave like a lady you'll get treated like one. Behave like a common trollop-get treated like one.

Posted at 12:14AM on Jun 3rd 2007 by Manson Rocks!

102. His wife divorced him because he was drunk all the time and was "full of demons" Imagine that! The affair he was having was with Evan Rachel Wood not Lindsay Lohan.
http://www.socialitelife.com/2007/04/24/i_kinda_like_dita_von_teese.php
Funny, wherever his ex talks about why she divorced him she never mentions Lindsay. No wonder he's dissing someone who's in rehab. Another parasite unable to get press on his own so he jumps on the "Bash Lindsay" wagon. Dry out loser before you throw up all over your fishnets!!

Posted at 1:16AM on Jun 5th 2007 by jamstan

103. I met Manson, he is not a freak..He is really shy which is so weird.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 8th 2007 by lilgirl

104. manson,you just had to add your 2 cents worth.....hu? putting down a woman! if you can't say something nice,say nothing @ all...her undressing in front of you,honey,was probably all in your head.lindsay is a beautiful red headed girl.do you recall what you originally look like?
peace,my brother.....be nice.l

Posted at 6:48PM on Jun 18th 2007 by mercedes

105. wow he gained some weight... he also looks about 55 now. trying his hand at standup comedy now? I'd say that was a bit of a failure... I'm not a Lohan fan by any means, but that wasn't even a decent diss. a lot of people love the "firecrotch" pubes... google it, there's tons of solo amateur sites that make bankroll off just that. nice try Manson but you didn't quite get there.
he kinda looks like Michael Jackson now.... sad. =/

Posted at 3:28PM on Jun 28th 2007 by Lilith Astaroth

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