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Ashley Olsen: Blind Faith?

Little bird Ashley Olsen was spotted leaving her agent's office in Beverly Hills, escorted by this terrified doorman, who apparently got a look at her. Men don't make passes at girls who wear meshuggeneh glasses!

Ash, wearing some type of optical device that looks like it was devised for Helen Keller, was carrying a massive alligatorish bag -- which might just be the carrying case for her crazazy sunglasses.

Afterwards, Ashley went to her mah-jongg game and brought her fabulous homemade kugel. Such a doll that one!



Tags: ashley olsen, AshleyOlsen, kugel

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31. Jake, which Olsen are you? LOL, like anyone but one of the trolls could post crap like that.

Posted at 9:09PM on May 31st 2007 by Troller

32. Give me back my glasses, bitch! I left them to Pee Wee Herman, not YOU!

Posted at 9:40PM on May 31st 2007 by Charles Nelson Reilly

33. George Burns called. He wants his glasses back!

Posted at 12:06AM on Jun 1st 2007 by RP

34. Those shades are the latest Chanel joints, but they are ugly.

Posted at 8:12AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Marshall Jefferson

35. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH THESE GIRLS? THEY WERE ADORABLE LITTLE GIRLS , HAVE HAD A SUCCESSFUL CAREER, AND AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 21 LOOK LIKE HELL! WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS OR ANY REAL ADULT TO GIVE THEM SOME ADVICE AS HOW TO LOOK BETTER AND LIVE HAPPIER! THEY ALWAYS LOOK SAD OR ANGRY. SOMEBODY HELP THEM PLEASE!

Posted at 10:41AM on Jun 1st 2007 by LULU

36. LOL!!! harhar!! i just luv TMZ!

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 1st 2007 by JC =)

37. I saw those glasses at Chanel yesterday. Even though they look like salvation army rejects, they are brand new! Remember that lady in the Old Navy commercials a few years back?

Posted at 12:39PM on Jun 1st 2007 by jen

38. " I think the Olsons are super fine young women. I am proud of the way they spoil those filthy "papparazi" by wearing clothing and other items to spoil their greedy money making photos. They are super fine people and much smarter than ALL the "haters" on this site. You know the ones who will NEVER do or approach 1 millionth of the success these young beauties have." -by Jake


You, Jake, must have been the fool at the door with the 'deer in the headlights' look on your face, or their pool boy. If they are so "super fine" and smart, why is it that they don't take care of their own personal hygiene (with their eating disorders, their crappy hairstyles, and their freakish outfits and shoes, and scary makeup? Makes every day just like Halloween!!). What's with the compound-eye sunglasses? Obviously no one is friend enough to them to tell them that they each look like a praying Mantis. Perhaps someday they can look back on it, and realize just what freaks they look like. Money doesn't buy class (just look at Paris Hilton for a prime example), nor taste. Obviously, with the latest Hollywood generation, their taste is all in their mouths.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 1st 2007 by just passing through

39. By-the-way, TMZ, THANK YOU!
I SO look forward to your website several times a day just for the riotous laughter from your sharp-witted humor! I will never understand why the masses are somehow unbelievably [and nauseatingly] enthralled with these ghastly train-wrecks. Can't you just feel your I.Q. plummeting? Thanks for the levity, TMZ!!

Posted at 2:02PM on Jun 1st 2007 by just passing through

40. That hot young man at the door was surprised by a camera while being a gentleman and holding the door open for young Ashley. She needs to be left alone. All you haters don't and will never have her fame or money!

Posted at 1:14PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Lisa

41. haha! good one. what kind of kugel did she make, and can I have a piece?

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 31st 2007 by ivanscousin

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