Ashley Olsen: Blind Faith?
Little bird Ashley Olsen was spotted leaving her agent's office in Beverly Hills, escorted by this terrified doorman, who apparently got a look at her. Men don't make passes at girls who wear meshuggeneh glasses! 
Ash, wearing some type of optical device that looks like it was devised for Helen Keller, was carrying a massive alligatorish bag -- which might just be the carrying case for her crazazy sunglasses.
Afterwards, Ashley went to her mah-jongg game and brought her fabulous homemade kugel. Such a doll that one!
