16. If something that looks like Victoria is what does it for David (brrrrr!!!!) she has way too much competition in Hollywood, where adding huge plastic globes to a scrawny pile of bones is the in-thing. Yep, David's roving eye will get a real workout here. I wish they would just go back to England, but I fear we are stuck with the mind-numbingly boring opportunists.

Posted at 5:11PM on May 31st 2007 by johnnyboy

17. like anybody is going to say "I'll have what they're having" Crap they don't even eat. Like they know anything about cuisine. The whole idea a loser.

Posted at 5:37PM on May 31st 2007 by Rachel

18. LOL! Good one TMZ! "Posh is a woman who looks like she enjoys a hearty meal." The reason why Posh always wears a puss face is because she is always hungry and suffers from hunger headaches and dizziness. The only time she smiles is while eating her one small meal a day. She looks like a school teacher instead of a cheap slut today.

Posted at 6:11PM on May 31st 2007 by The only time Post smiles is while eating her one small meal a day.

19. This ole lady never smiles, looks like a hag and is a real b!tch. Her husband won't stay with her for the long haul either when he's tempted by smiles all over the west. GO BACK TO THE UK both of you!!! The UK only imported you both because the UK doesn't want you either. Nor do we, you are garbage and rude!

Posted at 6:48PM on May 31st 2007 by VAL

20.

THIS IS ONE BITCH , WHO'S SO FREAKING FAKE , SHE'S SPENDS MORE MONEY

THAN SHE HAS ..........SHE'S A SHOPALCHOLIC ..........ONLY TIME SHE HAS SX IS

ONCE A MONTH , EVEN IF SHE NEEDED IT NOT ...........SHE'S A MEDIA WHORE ...

SHE DOES LIKE THE MEDIA WATCH HER , THAT'S "FREE PUBLICITY " .

SHE USES PEOPLE TO HER ADVANTAGE .........IF SHE DOESNT LIKE L.A

SHE SHOULD STAY IN UK , BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY

WANTS HER . MATTER OF TIME , YOU WILL SEE HOW FAKE SHE IS ..........

YES IT'S TRUE , SHE NEVER SMILES , WHY BECAUSE SHE 'S A VERY UNHAPPY

LADY AND MARRIAGE , SHE'S HIDING IT VERY WELL.

SHE'S THE ONE WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THERE HOUSE , NOT HER

HUBBY , HE'S NOT THE MAN OF THE HOUSE THAT'S FOR SURE .

SHE TELLS HIM EXACTLY WHAT TO WEAR , WHEN AND HOW FAR TO JUMP .

THE FACTS ARE THERE ................

Posted at 9:03PM on May 31st 2007 by POSH IS A BITCH FROM HELL

21. I seen that stupid chef's show while I was in England........he should be shot...he is so f__king ugly!!! And repulsive....so are the Beckhams so I guess it evens out...

Posted at 9:30PM on May 31st 2007 by Jodi

22. I heard Tom Bentone and Tom Crazy C are lovers!

Posted at 12:11AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Cant stand the freaks

23. UGLY LOSER-go back to England-you make us sick-Euro trash!

Posted at 12:12AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Cant stand the freaks

24. geez......nicole ritchie with a wider belt...... england called- they want you back-NOT!

Posted at 1:17AM on Jun 1st 2007 by export trash

25. OUR SOLDIERS ARE DYING FOR THIS TRASH???? What a waste of space-soccer-$250 million LOL-Dumbass Americans-Posh Skank BITCH :(~ Go away Euro TRASH!!!!!

Posted at 3:12AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Cant stand the freaks

26. OUR SOLDIERS ARE DYING FOR THIS TRASH???? Trash is trash-send it back to England-AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZholes!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:47AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Enough Already

27. Two more retard aholes.

Posted at 8:05AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Paul

28. His appeal would skyrocket if he dumped her. I want to believe he is the nice normal guy.....without her dressing him like a refrigerator magnet! She is yucky!

Posted at 9:41AM on Jun 1st 2007 by audrey

29. Has Posh somehow lost the ability to smile? Has anyone ever seen her looking anything other than pissed off? Why does anyone give a rat's hieny what these people do? The big question is why this witch thinks she can move here, not be bothered by Americans yet we all should love her? Be gone before someone drops a house on YOU!!! As far as I am concerned she can keep her happy a** in England where apparently she is liked. And I agree with 'alb' they can definitely keep the Material Girl too!!

Posted at 10:35AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Phoenix Filly

30. The only thing this creature sucks in ...are her cheeks! If you have to try so hard to look like you have high cheekbones....you obviously don't! Mr. Spice looks like a freak in the outfits he wears...he's always posing too. Maybe if we chase after her with some carbs....we can run her out of town ...and she'll take Mr. GQ with her! Honestly....they ought to call their restaurant... "Gag Me with a Spoon!"

Posted at 11:53PM on Jun 1st 2007 by ellie