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Paris: Like a Prayer

Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!


The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!

Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!



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31. To #17-Amy

Don #9 was making a point, which you obviously missed because you are an idiot. I will try to explain it in such a way that your little pea brain can understand it. What he was trying to say was that people in prison turn to God so that people will think that they have regret for what they did, but as soon as they get out of jail, they revert back to their old ways because, oh, I don't know, they don't need to fool anyone anymore. Unfortunately, some people are easily fooled. Duh, that would be you, Loser!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:10PM on May 31st 2007 by Gary

32. Hahaha she is a master at the publicity stunts!! I can't wait until she gets out and goes back to her real life. I bet she'll be using those Bible pages to roll joints!

Posted at 5:05PM on May 31st 2007 by M

33. I'M GOING TO PUKE - she really, really thinks this stuff is believable? She just needs to go away and stay away. She is very uninteresting and really now, not that good looking either.

Posted at 5:07PM on May 31st 2007 by You're an Idiot

34. Judge not lest the be judged!! Remember that people. If going to jail helped Paris to realize that she does need God in her life its a wonderful thing. If not then she will be the one that has to answer for it one day. It is not our place to judge the merits of her religion!! We all make mistakes.

Posted at 5:40PM on May 31st 2007 by Jace

35. She might fool those who are dumb enough to be her fans, but she isn't going to fool God.

Posted at 5:11PM on May 31st 2007 by joe-blow

36. This mother just annoys the crap out of me. Where was she when her daughter is out every night drinking at clubs? Where is she when her daughter is getting in fights at clubs? Where is she when her then 19 year old daughter is making sex tapes with men old enough to be her father? Why isnt this girl in college actually learning something besides what shade of pink to wear that day? The girl has no skills, no talent and is living off the money of her parents. This girl has the last name of Hilton. How embarrassing to have this girl ruin her family name like this. Her parents should take every cent away from her and send her ass to school to learn something. But in the meantime.. someone needs to show her that she is not above the law. She should go to prison and do her time, just like everyone else. How stupid do you have to be to break the law three times and then claim to not know what was going on? PLEASE. Her mom needs to stop praying and take some parenting classes.

Posted at 5:18PM on May 31st 2007 by Michele

37. TMZ: Check your AP Stylebook, please, the Bible is to be capitalized; not on is a proper name/noun, it is God's Word.

Posted at 5:14PM on May 31st 2007 by I love TMZ!

38. Oh, Great Lord Satan
Please guide your Lamb Paris
and help her find her way
back to our side
Booyah, that's hot

Posted at 5:16PM on May 31st 2007 by Ra

39. THE HILTON FAMILY ESPECIALLY MAMA HILTON

THE PHONIEST PEOPLE

IN HOLLYWOOD.

PRAYER DOESN'T WORK JUST

WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU.

GET A LIFE WHORETONS.

Posted at 5:18PM on May 31st 2007 by paris go to jail already

40. Spurs...

Umm Ya know.. when you come on here and start correcting other people's posts and telling them what idiots they are.. Maybe you should check your language and your sad ability to call people names. When you do that you lose all credibility in EVERYTHING you say. To tell someone to check their facts and not be ignorant. and then have the nerve to call them 16. and then follow it up by calling the person a skank and a bitch is just immature and sad. Dont call someone an ignorant child and then act like one yourself.

Posted at 5:23PM on May 31st 2007 by Michele

41. YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD
...WITH PRAYER

Posted at 5:23PM on May 31st 2007 by J. Morrison

42. You know this is all quite sad. From what some of you have written, what makes you better then Paris? Your words are nasty, you wish nothing but hate for someone you only read about, never met. Careful, what you wish for someone else it may happen to you! (carma)
Jesus can help take all the hate out of your heart! Try wishing the best for someone!

Posted at 5:27PM on May 31st 2007 by Becky

43. TELL PARIS IN ORDER TO CLEANSE THAT SOUL ALL GOOD CHRISTAN'S MUST GO TO CONFESSION FIRST !!!

BY THE TIME SHE WOULD LEAVE THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH CHRISTMAS WOULD BE UPON US ONCE MORE..

AHHH A REBIRTH...

DON'T FORGET THE TITHING...

Posted at 5:30PM on May 31st 2007 by ROSARY BEADS

44. Look, first of all I thought that TMZ itself was a little sacreligious here. A little respect for the Church itself would be nice. And secondly, maybe--just maybe Ms. Hilton is growing up a bit and looking for some guidance. Stranger things have happened. Perhaps she's beginning to realize just how messed up she seems to be and is trying to right the ship. Frankly, I don't quite understand all the anger and cynicism directed towards her. She's been a joke but has she done anything to anyone personally to deserve such scathing hostility? The girl has been surrounded by privilige her entire life yet doesn't seem to have a clue as to how to actually live. The same for these other young starlets like Spears, Lohan, etc. If anything, I feel sorry for them.

Posted at 5:35PM on May 31st 2007 by Michael

45. HEY PARIS WHATEVER IS "PREPARING AND PRAYING" ?

WHILE YOUR DOWN ON YOUR KNEES PRAYING COULD YOU DO A FRIEND A FAVOR ?

AND LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION !!

Posted at 5:35PM on May 31st 2007 by ROSARY BEADS

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