Celebrity Justice
Paris: Like a Prayer

Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!


The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!

Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!



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46. Wow!! There are some real people here!!

#50 Michael

I was beginning to get scared!!

Posted at 5:40PM on May 31st 2007 by Becky

47. TO # 53 " BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED" SAY'S MS. HILTON

Posted at 5:45PM on May 31st 2007 by ROSARY BEADS

48. To Don (I mean Gary, I mean Don...)
Yeah right- Gary- Don- like I don't know you are the same person. If you looked at my original comment (#13)- you would see that is precisely what I said. Paris is searching because she is confused and scared to death. When the storm blows over, she will be right back to it. This is called being in the "fox hole". But why a grown man who use to be a prison guard reads TMZ, I can not for the life of me figure out. If my brothers, fathers, or husband read TMZ and were up on celebrity gossip- I would be concerned for thier sexual orientation, since celebrity gossip tends to be something women and gay men enjoy.
And I think it's interesting that you think Paris Hilton's mother should be "sterilized" and that you use words such as "Moma Whore", "Skanky Ho", and "Whorish Ass". What a ridiculous thing to say. I don't believe for a minute that you are a grown man, or that you were a prison guard. And you obviously aren't qualified to have children yourself, speaking like that.
And now, Don- I mean Gary... I am done with you. Idiot.
Now go to your room and do your homework, it's a school night.

Posted at 5:51PM on May 31st 2007 by Amy

49.
Why should religion be respected.
It is foul.

Posted at 5:52PM on May 31st 2007 by Jesus

50. Mom, you have been a poor excuse for a mother. My cat did a better job as a mother than you did. And NOW your tramp daughter has found religion? Yeah, right, and as soon as she gets out , we will all be treated to her out-of-control partying pics and her naked privates will be displayed in public as usual. She has squandered a fortune on her selfish life and all she has learned is that she gets less jail time than others in the same mess because she is a stupid, uneducated spoiled heiress. And spare us your pompous blatherings, mom, your input on anything is just as worthless as your daughter.

Posted at 6:07PM on May 31st 2007 by johnnyboy

51. Maybe she can show her movies to them!

Posted at 6:14PM on May 31st 2007 by YumYum

52. johnnyboy,
Wow, right between the eyes! I love it! Will you marry me -:)

Posted at 6:22PM on May 31st 2007 by Pat

53. Geez--Someone at TMZ telling Kathy Hilton "Paris has a wonderful family"? Funny how most "celebrites" are walking fast to their cars while 50 people are asking them questions. Then there's Kathy Hilton--standing there thriving for attention while only one person, some dufus from TMZ, talks to her and kisses her ass---What a joke!!

Posted at 6:28PM on May 31st 2007 by jamstan

54. I like a mother who stands behind her children as she always does. It is never to late to pray. Everyone makes big mistakes and deserves another chance.

Posted at 6:47PM on May 31st 2007 by Pat

55. #57 a mistake is something that only happens once, not 2,3 or 4 times

Posted at 6:51PM on May 31st 2007 by dlc

56. paris probably blew a priest.

Posted at 7:05PM on May 31st 2007 by flannery

57. the mother and Paris are happy now because that bitch Paris is gonna be treated like a damn quenn in the so called pathetic jail shes going in. WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANT WAIT TIL THIS bs IS OVER WITH!
NOTHING BUT A HAS BEEN USED UP WHORE!

Posted at 7:08PM on May 31st 2007 by sassy

58. Hell may be Hot, but Heaven is Cool. At least she took a giant step.
God can instantly arrest a Dependancy problem with No withdrawl.
1st Hand experience.

Posted at 7:20PM on May 31st 2007 by totally transparent

59. Too little Too late!!! She thinks she will get out earlier by being a fake born again. It's all for show!

Posted at 7:22PM on May 31st 2007 by BC

60. I'm with 'startmakingsense'...does anyone with a pulse believe these stereotypical 'i'm a good girl now' activities are for real? It's so bizarre that it isn't even funny. Painting pottery teddy bears? Going to church in cute, modest 1950s frocks and flats? Buying and cuddling a new kitty at the pet store? Reading the Bible and self-help books? Renting kid's movies? Does anyone really believe that any judge will believe this is genuine 'good behaviour'...and not a surreal attempt at manipulation? I'm also with the other poster that basically said 'get over yourself, it's three weeks...not three years or three decades'. WTF? What colour is the sky in her world, 'cause it's definitely an alternate reality!

Posted at 7:27PM on May 31st 2007 by Moxie

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