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Paris: Like a Prayer

Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!


The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!

Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!



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91. 50. Amy, TMZ is for everybody, just not gay men or women....the internet...is uh, like open to you know, anyone.....duh. If you're so concerned about their sexual orientation then perhaps you should indulge in your own more often to deflect from your incestuous obsessions. You say your name is "Amy", perhaps you should consider changing it to "Shame-ey". I'm gay, and you are making me ashamed of straight people's minds as I associate with many of them as have some straight people as friends. I guess I know the "good ones". You know, the one's you can take out in public with you. Straight people really aren't that bad if you just give them a chance.

BTW, some of us who live in the LA area who may actually see some of the people you are writing about might have a few things to add to the conversation without your presumptions of what we do with our private parts (which incidentally are of great girth and size)...for the record.

I think Paris Hilton should be allowed to explore her spiritual self at this point. It couldn't hurt. I don't know how sincere it is but we cannot judge her spiritual life as it is a personal journey. Time will tell if it is sincere or not. Maybe we can give her the benefit of the doubt and she is learning something from all this. Live and let live. She'll survive...I think she's tougher and stronger than most people give credit for. The worse thing is the lack of freedom she'll experience. The whole think will make her stronger. The more I hear people hate her, the more I have sympathy for her....and I never have been a fan of hers.

Posted at 3:48AM on Jun 1st 2007 by SuperstarSteve

92. What a shame thet she won't get the the full 45 days and will only do 23. What a sham to find god and to try to rally the support of all the lost little sheep when she is about to face reality ( not the tv kind ) I would like to see the media really put her in hell by ignoring this talentless hack. Mark of the beast.

Posted at 5:56AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Steve

93. Paris you are so beautiful and young and you can have everything in this world I hope God will remain in your heart after you get out of jail and please don't drink and drive think about the innocent people and their family if you ran over somebody.

Posted at 5:43AM on Jun 1st 2007 by rovoo

94. DEAR PARIS,

YES, YES, WE N-O-T-I-C-E!!!!!!

YOU ARE DRESSING MORE CONSERVATIVELY.

YOU HAVE FOUND REEEEEEE-LIGGG-IONNNNNNNN! (HALLELUUUUYAH!)

YOU ARE CLINGING TO YOUR DOGGIES FOR DEAR LIFE

THE CLUBS SEEM TO BE MOURNING THE LOSS OF ONE REFORMED PARIS!

YOU MAY EVEN QUIT DYING YOUR HAIR! YES, ANYTHING FOR SYMPATHY!

WELL................WE AIN'T BUYING IT, SISTA!

TINK WILL FIND A NEW OWNER, AND TAKE ALL THE OTHER BITCHES WITH HER, AND IT JUST MIGHT BE NICOLE WHO OPENS THE DOOR TO THE NOW HOMELESS
LOOKING-FOR-ANOTHER-RICH-HOME- POOCHIES!

YOU WILL TOSS YOUR BIBLE THE VERY MOMENT YOU ARE RELEASED FROM THE JOINT. REE-LIGION? NO, Y'ALL--THAT WAS BRITNEY!

THOSE SLEAZY DRESSES ARE WAITIN' IN THE CLOSET!

YOU WILL FIND THAT THE DOGS ARE JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU, BECAUSE ALL THEY EVER WANTED WAS TO LIVE LIKE MILLIONAIRES, AND NICOLE TOOK CARE OF THAT! UH, OHHHHHHHHH--- ANOTHER FEUD !

THE CLUBS WILL ALSO HAVE MOVED ON, AND THE NEW DARLING THAT TOOK YOUR PLACE WAS DAKOTA FANNING!

YES, PARIS--YOU WERE IN THE CLINK FOR T-H-A-T- LONNNNNNNG!

THIS DRAMA TO BE CONTINUED.............

Posted at 7:49PM on Jun 3rd 2007 by THE STORY OF NOT SO GAY PAREE!

95. Paris you are so beautiful and young and you can have everything in this world I hope God will remain in your heart after you get out of jail and please don't drink and drive

Posted at 6:19AM on Jun 1st 2007 by me

96. Steve is a hack. He has the Mark of the beast 666 on his scalp.
There is a spot in hell waiting for Steve. Satan is beckoning him as we speak.

Posted at 6:22AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Steve will be with Satan soon

97. Message to Mama Hilton
Everyone else blessed in the world with money, those born to money and even the really special chosen ones (not your family) who are born into royalty, can raise children that are intelligent and contribute to society in their own way.
Where did you go wrong?

Posted at 6:27AM on Jun 1st 2007 by terri

98. terri are you as old and unattractive as terri from "three's company" is now LOL your a jealous loser groupie! girl, get a hold of yourself, creep!

Posted at 6:26AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Terri is a LOSER and a CREEP

99. Message to Ugly Terri:
Everyone else blessed in the world with money EXCEPT YOU TERRI, those born to money and even the really special chosen ones (not TERRI OR HER family) who are born into royalty, can raise children that are intelligent and contribute to society in their own way.

TERRI RESORTS TO LAME-O COMMENTS LIKE A JUVENILE

what a L-O-S-E-R Terri IS!

Posted at 6:29AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Terri is a LOSER and a CREEP

100. to 114 no name
The only losers in this world are SLURPIE SUCK-UPS. SLURP SLURP
LOSER

Posted at 6:34AM on Jun 1st 2007 by terri

101. TERRI you're a LOSER CREEP NO LIFE HAVING AIRHEAD LOSER HAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 6:35AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Terri is a LOSER and a CREEP and DUMB TOO

102. hey LOSER TERRI both have 5 letters

UGLY TERRI ( WE LIKE UGLY BETTY BETTER THAN YOU)

Terri is a LOSER and a CREEP and DUMB TOO and dont forget PATHETIC TERRI

Posted at 6:37AM on Jun 1st 2007 by My Name Is Earl

103. 114 BORING 'YAWN'

Posted at 6:40AM on Jun 1st 2007 by terri

104. You people are ruthless low life LOSER

SATAN IS SAVING A SPOT IN HELL FOR:

terri

TERRI
and his or her familiy and friends lol

BTW

WE LOVE:
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Paula Abdul


BYE BYE, DEMONIZED FREAK who ENDORSES HATRED

HELL IS AWAITING.....ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR:


terri
TERRI



and anyone who talks BAD about Paris Nicole Linds Brit or Paula LOL is going DIRECTLY to HELL do not pass go do not collect $200
and it ain't The Hilton in hell, all you CREEPS who talk smack about these talented beautiful women who made MISTAKES!

Posted at 6:45AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Loves it!

105. You people are ruthless low life LOSER

SATAN IS SAVING A SPOT IN HELL FOR:

terri

TERRI
and his or her familiy and friends lol

BTW

WE LOVE:
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Paula Abdul


BYE BYE, DEMONIZED FREAK who ENDORSES HATRED

HELL IS AWAITING.....ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR:


terri
TERRI



and anyone who talks BAD about Paris Nicole Linds Brit or Paula LOL is going DIRECTLY to HELL do not pass go do not collect $200
and it ain't The Hilton in hell, all you CREEPS who talk smack about these talented beautiful women who made MISTAKES!

Posted at 6:47AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Loves it!

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