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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.




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16. Ping Pong ... Maybe it's the Paddles he likes :P

Posted at 7:04PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sassy

17. I agree. The cutie she's with now should go back to his wife and beg for forgiveness. This woman is one crayze bitch! Can't decide whether or not she's straight or gay, and is a serial cheater. Hopefully all will turn out ok for the little boy.

Posted at 7:16PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Red

18. This is definately a case of the pot calling the kettle black

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 1st 2007 by A few fries short of a happy meal

19. my lord the poor child

Posted at 7:12PM on Jun 1st 2007 by MOM

20. I guess you should have done a better job so he would not have to

Posted at 1:10AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Buster

21. I guess when you're married to a lesbian who thought aliens were after her after a huge coke binge, what other option is there?

Although in all fairness the man has it coming to him. He married that thing.

But who -- who will think of the children? I feel bad for the kid.

Posted at 7:18PM on Jun 1st 2007 by jjx

22. Wow - thats the pot calling the kettle black. That woman is a total nut case.
Good luck kid

Posted at 7:16PM on Jun 1st 2007 by donna

23. Why is anyone feeling sorry for this guy? He knew about her wandering, he knew she was a lesbian and HE was married!!

Posted at 7:27PM on Jun 1st 2007 by LR

24. Anne calling her ex a whack job is like the pot calling the kettle black!

Posted at 7:38PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Kam

25. I have *heard* that Ann is a sex addict . Wasn't there a story some years back about her being out in the dessert, claiming she saw aliens or something? I wish her the best and that the child has a safe, sane environment. I am SO glad I'm not a celebrity!!!

Posted at 7:43PM on Jun 1st 2007 by SisterSuz

26. She's with someone else, has been for some time, and she's complaining that he's doing that?

Posted at 7:42PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sloane

27. beatin off is the only relief from that psycho freak.

Posted at 7:42PM on Jun 1st 2007 by stretcharmstrong

28. Anne,

Maybe you should go back to being lesbian. This hetero thing isn't working out for you.

Posted at 8:02PM on Jun 1st 2007 by RP

29. Read the documents, there is nothing more about his masterbation or ping pong......She simply goes on and on about what a good mother she is. Its a bit odd, this information is just flung out there on her statement; very matter of factly. One interesting note: Coley accused her, apparently, of taking showers with the kid and her new boyfriend. She denies this. Well, she said that they were coming from the pool and had their bathingsuits on.....
Total whack jobs. That poor kid. I agree with that person that said that her boyfriend oughta run back, on bended knee, to his WIFE.

Posted at 9:21PM on Jun 1st 2007 by No she didn't......

30. They are both nuts (A.H. more now that she keeps dishing new garbage daily). True or false, I guess they have both forgotten that they have a CHILD! This poor kid is not going to have it easy if his parents continue ripping on each other. Both of you shut your traps, handle this like adults and put your child first. Neither deserves to raise him, imo.

Posted at 8:20PM on Jun 1st 2007 by sheeznutz

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