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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.




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31. o.k. if she's screwing some other guy, what is he supposed to do? NOT masterbate?????

Posted at 8:15PM on Jun 1st 2007 by oodalollly

32.
The comments on this article are rich. I was having a bad day until reading the
comments posted. TMZ you really need to write a book on Crazy celeb's and
include these wonderful comments from the site. They are the best I've read so
far, but look at the material you provide.


Thanks TMZ, for the laughs

Posted at 8:20PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Cindy

33.
The comments on this article are rich. I was having a bad day until reading the
comments posted. TMZ you really need to write a book on Crazy celeb's and
include these wonderful comments from the site. They are the best I've read so
far, but look at the material you provide.


Thanks TMZ, for the laughs

Posted at 8:17PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Cindy

34. Can't you see it in the show??? She is crazy. That's why we watch. k?

Posted at 8:29PM on Jun 1st 2007 by LaLa

35. I think they're both off-kilter. And I'll say it again, they should stay together, they're ideal for one another. LOL

Posted at 8:37PM on Jun 1st 2007 by SinCity

36. I don't blame her husband. Id be a porn addict too if my wife wa as nutty as she is. Can't figure out if she's gay or straight?!?! WTF? Wasn't she visited by Aliens too at one point?

Geez, porn does not make you a wacko or 95% of straight men would be in an institution... Can I get a witness?

Posted at 8:50PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Rasta

37. He said....she said...who knows what to believe? My heart goes out to the child---he has two very dysfunctional parents!!!

Posted at 8:49PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Laurie

38. You can be the best a man could ever have and they will still masturbate! some people are Nymphos!!!

Posted at 9:07PM on Jun 1st 2007 by the best

39. -----She's a slutty lesbian, no wait, hetero, no wait, I mean alien. She's a homely, untalented
nut and her estranged hub doesn't sound much better. Hopefully, they can get it together for their child's sake.-----

Posted at 9:09PM on Jun 1st 2007 by No Kidding

40. Does anyone else find it funny that Anne Heche is calling him crazy???

Posted at 9:19PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Cindy

41. I don't think the public should have access to this kind of info: How do the get copies of court papers?

Posted at 9:20PM on Jun 1st 2007 by angie

42. Anne Heche is a Lesbian!

Posted at 9:34PM on Jun 1st 2007 by GET REAL

43. She has no right to cry foul now . If she KNEW he was dumping the kid with others to spend all day playing with himself, she should taken action THEN rather than sitting on the info and bringing it up now, only to use it as a bargaining tool in court. She didn't seem to think it was enough of a problem when he was taking the kid off her hands while she made nice with the new guy. And she's spoken openly about how her hubby was a far better choice to be the stay at home parent, because she can't stand not fulfilling her need to work. So if she gets the child, and continues working, what does she care if the kid is in day care on her watch, or on his?

Bringing this issue up now just proves that she let it go on before without making a stink about it, and frankly, that only makes her case weaker rather than stronger. Whoever adivsed her to use this as valid custodial argument needs to be fired. She's just dug a MUCH bigger hole for herself.

Of course the porn/self love thing CAN get out of hand and create big problems for the one doing it as well as their loved ones. Let's hope this is the wake up call HE needs to refocus his life in the right direction.

Hey dude, if you're reading this, there are lots of great websites on the topic of sexual/porn addiction. Check them out and improve the overall quality of your life. It's no fun being a slave to ANY form of addicion.

Posted at 9:30PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Watcher

44. Anne Heche is a Lesbian!

Posted at 9:56PM on Jun 1st 2007 by GET REAL

45. Let's see; she was straight, then she was gay, then she had an alien encounter, then she cracked up, then she turned straight again, then she had an affair with a married man, then she named her child 'Homer Lafoon,' then -- while married -- she took up with another man, and now she blames her husband for whacking off while she works out-of-state with this guy (which didn't seem to be a problem until she wanted custody) -- Did I get all that right?

Posted at 9:42PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Just Asking

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