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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.




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46. Anne Heche is a nutcase. One minute she is a lesbian living with Ellen, then she finds herself all of a sudden with a man...now this poor guy is masturbating...could Anne be frigid or still yearning after Ellen. Any man who would touch her would be a fool...Why is Anne even a movie star? After this thing she pulled, click the button when I see this stupid cow. Kati

Posted at 10:13PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Kati

47. Anne Heche is calling someone ELSE a whack job? And we're supposed to take HER word for it? Bwhahahahaha! HELLO!? Does she not remember her past escapades? She is indeed delusional.

Posted at 10:36PM on Jun 1st 2007 by audieme

48. This is obscene material and should not be on AOL. What happened to common decency and decorum? This child will have to live with the indiscretions of his parents and will be humiliated when he is older and hears the accusations made by his mother against his father. Anne, I will give you a dollar to shut up. Please! Can't we revert back to the fifties when morality was a good thing and parents protected their children? It isn't about you Anne and Coley. It's about your child.

Posted at 10:38PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sarah Wentworth

49. And one more comment: if Anne Heche were your wife, wouldn't masturbation be a better option?!?

Posted at 10:40PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Madam Pince

50. She is a complete whack job. Give the baby to Coley and make her pay throgh the wazoo. James Tupper is going to regret leaving his wife for this nutcase.

Posted at 10:41PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Madam Pince

51. Wait a minute -- This LATEST guy is married, too? Wasn't Laffoon married, as well, when he and Anne got together?

Posted at 10:59PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Hello?

52. I do not think she has show that great of character herself. Look in the mirror

Posted at 11:01PM on Jun 1st 2007 by kathy

53. Ann Heche thinks her husband is whacked............Pulueeze......I think she needs to take a good long look in the mirror. .it wasnt that many years ago she was a self proclaimed lesbian...and suddenly..........isnt....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save us from these lunatic so called "celebrities"...most of them need a shrink or medication or both...a

Posted at 11:39PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Elle

54. The family that masterbates together will not be together forever.
Hope he washed his hands after each "experience.
AS for her...........she reminds me of Arianna Huffinpuff the only female that had the capabiulitiy to send her husband into a gay lifestyle.
Women should shut up and be a slave to the husband. That includes bathing.

Posted at 12:28AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by HaXoRs~

55. I guess you should have done a better job so he would not have to

Posted at 1:10AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Buster

56. HaXoRs~, you remind me of an interesting thing ("the family that masturbates together...")-- Color Climax Corporation (CCC) is a long-running porn production company (ColorClimax.com). But what's totally bizarre is that they're still in business despite horrible past productions (!!). They're a Danish company, and in the '60s and the '70s made movies that were child pornography and bestiality productions. You see, up until 1974, child porn and animal sex was legal in Denmark. Once made illegal, CCC totally stopped. But they won't admit that they once did these kind of now-illegal productions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_Climax_Corporation

Posted at 1:25AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Cal Taylor - London, ON

57. Wow! Some relationship breakups just will not go quietly. I feel bad for their son.

Well both should go to therapy. Both obviously have issues. Both need it. I suspect both have had the same if not similar issues with other previous partners. Their relationship breakdown is like excrement hitting the fan.

Posted at 2:07AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Rollando

58. I don't understand why this is news. Over at my blog, drewspeak, at http://www.drewspeak.com , I like to cover real, legitimate information and reflection, not the masturbation habits of celebrities. The fact of the matter is, modern celebrity culture is nothing more than a giant circle jerk. Why are these people so wealthy? Any blogger or youtube kid down the street can produce more meaningful, relevant, and interesting material than these guys, and what's more, without the interferance of mass media, paparazzi, and the like.

Posted at 2:22AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Lord Andrew J. Andrews II

59. Maybe he wouldn't feel the need to choke his chicken so much if she wasn't off having an affair with some other guy...or alien...or woman.
The child wasn't there when his father was doing the deed,so all of you"Poor kid." people should give it a rest.Masturbation is totally normal.Statistics show that 95% of men masturbate.The other 5% lie.

Posted at 3:34AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Kitty

60.
Hey dude, if you're reading this, there are lots of great websites on the topic of sexual/porn addiction. Check them out and improve the overall quality of your life. It's no fun being a slave to ANY form of addicion.

Posted at 9:30PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Watcher
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What you're doing is taking her word over his.
Just because you masturbate doesn't mean you're a sex addict.f anyone is a sex addict in this case it is her.She has sex with married men,she has sex with women..and I bet she even masturbates.
She has chosen a career were she is required to travel a lot.Her husband stays home,remains faithful .......other than his hand.She fell n love(again) while he took care of their child.
When the child is at school,I think it's perfectly fine for a man to take care of his sexual needs wile his wife is away.specially when she's the one that is cheating on him.
Dude..she s the sex addict,not him.

Posted at 4:03AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Kitty

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