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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

Posted Jun 1st 2007 6:31PM by TMZ Staff

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.

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46. Oh, wait -- I think I misspelled 'Laffoon.'

Posted at 9:46PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Just Asking

47. Anne Heche is a nutcase. One minute she is a lesbian living with Ellen, then she finds herself all of a sudden with a man...now this poor guy is masturbating...could Anne be frigid or still yearning after Ellen. Any man who would touch her would be a fool...Why is Anne even a movie star? After this thing she pulled, click the button when I see this stupid cow. Kati

Posted at 10:13PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Kati

48. Please "Men in Trees" drop this stupid woman out of the tree. she has a screw loose...
Anne your 15 minutes of fame is just about over. Who could find your credible or even likeable. Annabell

Posted at 10:07PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Kati

49. .....It takes one, to know one.....And you know them all!!!!.........Ms. Heche, you are a-doo-whacka-doodle.....Poor Homer, hope you didn't pass this along to him...........
Bad Mama............

Posted at 8:14AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Old Dog

50. I do not think she has show that great of character herself. Look in the mirror

Posted at 11:01PM on Jun 1st 2007 by kathy

51. This is obscene material and should not be on AOL. What happened to common decency and decorum? This child will have to live with the indiscretions of his parents and will be humiliated when he is older and hears the accusations made by his mother against his father. Anne, I will give you a dollar to shut up. Please! Can't we revert back to the fifties when morality was a good thing and parents protected their children? It isn't about you Anne and Coley. It's about your child.

Posted at 10:38PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sarah Wentworth

52. Anne Heche is calling someone ELSE a whack job? And we're supposed to take HER word for it? Bwhahahahaha! HELLO!? Does she not remember her past escapades? She is indeed delusional.

Posted at 10:36PM on Jun 1st 2007 by audieme

53. She is a complete whack job. Give the baby to Coley and make her pay throgh the wazoo. James Tupper is going to regret leaving his wife for this nutcase.

Posted at 10:41PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Madam Pince

54. And one more comment: if Anne Heche were your wife, wouldn't masturbation be a better option?!?

Posted at 10:40PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Madam Pince

55. Wait a minute -- This LATEST guy is married, too? Wasn't Laffoon married, as well, when he and Anne got together?

Posted at 10:59PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Hello?

56. KOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:34PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by boo boo

57. Ann Heche thinks her husband is whacked............Pulueeze......I think she needs to take a good long look in the mirror. .it wasnt that many years ago she was a self proclaimed lesbian...and suddenly..........isnt....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save us from these lunatic so called "celebrities"...most of them need a shrink or medication or both...a

Posted at 11:39PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Elle

58. The family that masterbates together will not be together forever.
Hope he washed his hands after each "experience.
AS for her...........she reminds me of Arianna Huffinpuff the only female that had the capabiulitiy to send her husband into a gay lifestyle.
Women should shut up and be a slave to the husband. That includes bathing.

Posted at 12:28AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by HaXoRs~

59. Yeah, cuz she's not a "whack job" at all...think back people, she has totally been up out her mind in the past.

Posted at 1:58PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Rosie O\\\'donnel is way too gross for words

60. HaXoRs~, you remind me of an interesting thing ("the family that masturbates together...")-- Color Climax Corporation (CCC) is a long-running porn production company (ColorClimax.com). But what's totally bizarre is that they're still in business despite horrible past productions (!!). They're a Danish company, and in the '60s and the '70s made movies that were child pornography and bestiality productions. You see, up until 1974, child porn and animal sex was legal in Denmark. Once made illegal, CCC totally stopped. But they won't admit that they once did these kind of now-illegal productions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_Climax_Corporation

Posted at 1:25AM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Cal Taylor - London, ON

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