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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

6/1/2007 7:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.


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46.

Startmakingsense    

Poor little Homer,
The next thing these two horrible parents will do is dress him up like Celine Dions kid. Homer doesn't stand a chance.

2596 days ago
47.

Patnic    

Anne you and your husband is too nasty. You are both super sick O's

2596 days ago
48.

tba    

Luffoon must be sorry he open the pandora's box which he deserves.

2596 days ago
49.

MsOpine    

They are both right! He's crazy (He married the ex-"wife" of Ellen Degenerate) and she's delusional (Am I a lesbian or just an opportunist) Too bad that even HAD a child...but hope he has some stable grandparents!

2596 days ago
50.

Kris    

Interesting how you can all sit here and judge people you've never even met. So no one that's posted has ever had an affair? Never explored their sexuality? Taken a drug? Saints???? I don't think so.
Everyone has a past, it is what made them who they are today. If the info in the custody papers is accurate...she is a good and loving mom. SHE wanted to keep all this info confidential to protect her son....his dad didn't.

2596 days ago
51.

Speedmonkey.net    

Pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot. mmmm.... pot....

2596 days ago
52.

Brian Llewellyn™ Please wear more yellow ladies!!!!!!!    

What in the hell would you masturbate for if you had a hot honey like Anne for as a wife. I'd be on Anne. Not my computer. She's not a bad mom either. I can tell by the way she acts she's a good mom. She just got a loser hubby. To the curb with that dude Anne. I think you are doin' the right thing anyway. Good luck Anne.

Brian Llewellyn™

2596 days ago
53.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

I personally think "Little Alien Annie" is about as crazy as they come. Thank you.

2595 days ago
54.

Kati    

I can't stop laughing. Anne Heche is accusing husband of masturbating. Perhaps she forgot that she was married to a man? Or is she confused again. Why is this stupid, skinny woman on TV to begin with. She is a nut. I saw her once on a show and thought why on earth did Ellen ever live with such a stupid bore. Someone should tell Anne when you're with a man he isn't a woman. I think this broad is confused.

2595 days ago
55.

south american lady    

he probably didnt get much from her at least he masterbated instead of sleeping around heche maybe if u stop punish him and do what a wife suppose to do. please your man and try to stay a family not hating each other

2595 days ago
56.

Whatever    

You know things like this happen all of the time in our world, and yet it seems that Anne is getting all of the harshness because she is famous. I think people should honestly pay attention to THEIR community and watch out for offenders and "crazy" people instead of sitting around and dissing people they DON'T know.

2593 days ago
57.

Thats MY opinion    

I believe they both need long term therapy.........but then again....... who doesnt

2522 days ago
58.

Adrianna Smith    

Everyone here is attacking Anne Heche. Remember there are two sides to every story. Here is a man who doesn't want to work but instead feed off her career. She wrote a beautiful account of her time with her son, Homer. Most mommies love their children and I am sure she loves Homer extremely much. Most mommies get custody too and I see no reason why she shouldn't. He is trying to extort her for money. Why can't he get a job????? Incidentally, Anne Heche is fabulous in Men In Trees!!

2553 days ago
59.

Adrianna Smith    

I just want to add that I mistakenly said Anne should get custody of Homer and meant probably she should but I am not inside the situation enough to know. I do see that one thing though and that is that Coley should get a job and stop harassing Anne for huge amounts of money when he looks very capable of working.

2553 days ago
60.

Mike Miller    

I LOVE YOU ANNE HECHE GIVE ME A CALL BABY, I'LL SHOW YOU THINGS YOUR HUBBY CAN'T. SMOOCH.

2584 days ago
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