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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

6/1/2007 7:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.


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61.

Ewaaaaah - GROSS    

POOR HOMER...

2600 days ago
62.

CoolGirl2008    

She must be REALLY bad in bed.

2600 days ago
63.

Tracey    

Maybe he and Halle Berry's ex should go to the same counselling class. How much is too much? Way to go Anne and James Tupper.

2600 days ago
64.

rachel    


That poor kid should go to child protective services....

Neither should be allowed to screw that kid up if he ain't already.

2600 days ago
65.

No she didn't......    

Who's the whack job? That poor man. If the one pleasure he has is masterbating then god bless.

2600 days ago
66.

Chewi    

Good Lord. I REALLY didn't need to know that.

What happened to the concepts of privacy, dignity, and respect for the father or your child?

What about her? Wasn't she the former lesbian who was walking around the countryside claiming she was abducted by aliens or something whacked out like that?

That poor kid.

2600 days ago
67.

TTinPhx    

How sad for that kid. That woman is crazy and had a public breakdown and shes worried about him beatin his pud? As long as he ain't doin with or on his kid them who cares.

2600 days ago
68.

DANI    

Oh lord, what man doesn't masterbate?

2600 days ago
69.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Um, no pity here, Annie. I believe he was MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE when you started 'dating.' You deserve what you get now. Cry me a river.

2600 days ago
70.

norcalmomof3    

geez I didn't need to know that...what in the world is this kid going to think when he goes to school and hears this kind of stuff???

poor kid...I think a good place for him is with anyone but these two parents...

2600 days ago
71.

Ra    

He knew she was mental when he married her.
He's lucky she didn't pull a Phil Hartman on his ass.

2600 days ago
72.

Cynic    

ROFLMAO! Is "ping-pong" supposed to be a euphemism for jerking off? Or maybe he just gets really hot watching that little white ball go back 'n forth....mmm, that's erotic!!!!

2600 days ago
73.

Sand In My Crack    

I had no idea there was a limit to masturbation....is there some sort of "Surgeon Generals Warning" we should all adhere to? I aways heard too much wanking would make you go blind so maybe that is what this poor guy was trying for. At least if he had to live with her he could pretend she looked like some hot babe and not the psuedo lesbian/alien or whatever would help further her career this week. And Homer??..man..not even gonna go there....

2600 days ago
74.

kia    

Anne really is delusional BUT if he is supposed to be a stay home dad, he shouldn't be dropping the kid off at day care and sitting around whacking off on her dime.

That said, the kid would be better off without either one of these nuts as parents.

2600 days ago
75.

wrayc    

ok CELESTIA

is this woman capable of raising a child.
she is text book sociopath ... look what she did to ellen for her own gain
found wandering nude in the desert on drugs
can't think of a better parent
beam her up now... PLEASE !!!

2600 days ago
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