Gummi Bear -- Grand Pianist!

Ladies and gentlemen, and the rest of you, TMZ takes great pleasure in presenting piano fartuoso, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis! *polite applause*

The vast talent was previously unknown to us, until Gummi sat around the piano at Melanie Segal's Platinum Luxury Lounge in celebration of the MTV Movie Awards yesterday at the Le Meridien Hotel in Beverly Hills. GumGum is the socialite brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (originator of "Firecrotch). They are the grandson heirs of the late oil billionaire and onetime 20th-Century Fox owner, Marvin Davis.

It was unknown that a budding Mozart dwelt within the bigger bear, and that his fingers could be used for purposes other than flipping us off!



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1. by golly he is a fat ass.

Posted at 10:58AM on Jun 1st 2007 by stretcharmstrong

2. he has poor posture to play piano

Posted at 11:02AM on Jun 1st 2007 by sarah

3. Who is this guy? I'm sorry, must be a little out of the loop. Isn't he a character on SNL?

Posted at 11:03AM on Jun 1st 2007 by GrowUp

4. This guy is a jerk, just like his brother. He needs to start exercising because that piano stool is about to break!!!

Posted at 11:03AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Jose Luis Manuel Perez III

5. This is a first...a PIANO PLAYING BLONDE WIG WEARING ELEPHANT!!!!! WAS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN AND NO ONE KNEW?

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sally

6. Cute: He plays by ear and has no proper piano finger movements....but, if by ear, he seems to like his own music. Cute!

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Diana

7. Still don't know what this guys deal is....who is he? Is Fire Crotch Starters brother? Frankly, I'm not sure why either are "famous" must have money. Give me some insight TMZers.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 1st 2007 by GrowUp

8. not bad. fat boy

Posted at 11:14AM on Jun 1st 2007 by frank russo

9. Two words, Jenny Craig.

Posted at 11:16AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Prnzez

10. Couldn't get an answer from the TMZers so I googled this clown. He's only famous for being wealthy (inherited), fat, and rude. Ah, NEXT!

Posted at 11:26AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Real

11. The playing wasn't too bad, but they need some Purell after he picked his nose and was touching the keys!!!! And when he dies, they can bury him in the piano!

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 1st 2007 by BeeBee

12. That poor piano seat!

Posted at 11:28AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Castra Regina

13. Who cares what this lard a** oxygen thief does?

Posted at 11:30AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Matthew Simpson

14. Did I see some old guy give him a dollar to STOP playing? Then another codger tried to snipe it?

Posted at 11:45AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sand in my Crack

15. He actually plays very good. This is a difficult peace to play and he did it almost flawless. Why not just accept that instead of allways refering to the guy's bodymass... newsflash : it's not funny anymore ok ?

Posted at 12:04PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Lord Snooty

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