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Gummi Bear -- Grand Pianist!

6/1/2007 11:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ladies and gentlemen, and the rest of you, TMZ takes great pleasure in presenting piano fartuoso, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis! *polite applause*

The vast talent was previously unknown to us, until Gummi sat around the piano at Melanie Segal's Platinum Luxury Lounge in celebration of the MTV Movie Awards yesterday at the Le Meridien Hotel in Beverly Hills. GumGum is the socialite brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (originator of "Firecrotch). They are the grandson heirs of the late oil billionaire and onetime 20th-Century Fox owner, Marvin Davis.

It was unknown that a budding Mozart dwelt within the bigger bear, and that his fingers could be used for purposes other than flipping us off!


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The playing wasn't too bad, but they need some Purell after he picked his nose and was touching the keys!!!! And when he dies, they can bury him in the piano!

2663 days ago

castra regina    

That poor piano seat!

2663 days ago

Matthew Simpson    

Who cares what this lard a** oxygen thief does?

2663 days ago

Sand In My Crack    

Did I see some old guy give him a dollar to STOP playing? Then another codger tried to snipe it?

2663 days ago

Lord Snooty    

He actually plays very good. This is a difficult peace to play and he did it almost flawless. Why not just accept that instead of allways refering to the guy's bodymass... newsflash : it's not funny anymore ok ?

2663 days ago

Just Curious    

What do you think the medical bracelets were for? Are they a new fashion statement.....or did they just let him out of the hospital for this concert?

2663 days ago


Wow, he really did play that good!

2663 days ago

Geoff Rocuqe    

Hey TMZ. Stop giving credit to Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis as the originator of "Firecrotch." We were calling redheads firecrotches since I was a sophmore in high school neary 10 years ago. But, I have to say I am not exactly sure who did start the term.

2663 days ago


The piano playing wasn't bad, but this guy can certainly afford gasteric bypass. What's he waiting for?

2663 days ago

its a shame    

The second piece he played was "Memory" from CATS. It was pretty crap. I'm surprised he could play anything with those big fat sausage fingers. Does he know the tune to: "Who ate all the pies.....who ate all the fat fat ate all the pies!"

2663 days ago


leave him alone! So he's fat- what's it yo you? He's rich and has talent, and I bet a lot of you are fat, poor, and untalented!

2663 days ago

el polacko    

for god's sake !! WHAT is the fascination the tmz staff has for this guy and b.trendy ?!?!
could there be two LESS interesting people in the world ?! sheesh

2663 days ago


I really enjoyed seeing a radical guy like Gummie Bear do something so cool like that.

2663 days ago


I especially like the nose pick at the end.

2663 days ago


he looks like king tut from batman.

2663 days ago
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