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Will Paris Turn Perp Walk Into Catwalk?

Paris Hilton wants to strut into jail with as much primp and circumstance as she can next week -- and she'll be writing a diary inside that she hopes to hawk for "a million dollars."

Rush & Molloy report that the jailbird-to-be has ordered up stylists to show up at her Hollywood Hills home at 9:00 AM on Monday, and she's going to try to pull a Naomi Campbell when she shows up to don her orange jumpsuit -- i.e., make sure she's very photo-ready. What's more, while she's serving time, a source says that she'll be penning a diary, which "will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart's."

And as for the big arrival, an "insider" says she may use her new kitten as a prop, handing it over to sister Nicky, tears streaming (violins playing, flashes popping, etc.), for maximum effect.

Jacko Auction – King of Flop?


Michael JacksonThat big Michael Jackson auction in Las Vegas didn't quite live up to expectations in its first day, netting only $500,000, even though auction organizers spent $5 million buying the stuff and $2 million just transporting it. The biggest draw among the 1,100 items in the auction so far was a black coat with an "M" crest that belonged to Michael himself, which someone paid $24,000 for (minus disinfection, presumably). Richard Altomare, chief exec of the company that put together the auction, says he wasn't disappointed by the haul. So far.



Aniston Moving on with Mystery Man


Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston may finally have a new man in her life that isn't "Vince Vaughn." The actress, spotted solo for much of the year, dined last weekend with what People describes as "a handsome mystery man," eating at Santa Monica beachfront hotel Shutters, and holding hands at the table for three hours over a bottle of Pellegrino. Of course, as TMZ showed you earlier this week, she showed up for BFF Courteney Cox and David Arquette's Memorial Day barbecue sans man. No word on who the guy is.

Party Favors: Carmen in Wonderland in Big, Big Mall ... Myers Schwings Big MTV Movie Honor ... Ann Coulter Confused for Candace Bushnell


Carmen ElectraCarmen Electra is going to the mall for her next film, "Winter Wonderland," with Chris Kattan and Patrick Swayze -- they filmed in that gigantic West Edmonton Mall in Canada. To celebrate wrapping production, she'll be hosting a party at Touch Ultra Lounge, the latest creation of Allen Ladd of Tryst fame. ... TMZ has learned that Mike Myers will be getting the MTV Generation Award at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, joining other leading men Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey in getting the ultimate golden popcorn bucket. ... Right-wing flamethrower Ann Coulter was soaking up the adulation of an admirer in Palm Beach, Fla., who gushed about loving her writing. Only problem, say Rush & Molloy, was when the "fan" wondered aloud, "You ARE Candace Bushnell, aren't you?"

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16. stop writing about hilton, and aniston is such a begger if i were her i would hide in the ground and take her ugly face with her, all the money she has cant buy a guyand most of all stop writing about jackson

Posted at 9:54AM on Jun 1st 2007 by audrey rose

17. You know what, good for Jennifer. You go girl.

Posted at 9:53AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Reg

18. Is it just me or does anyone think this whole thing about Pairs may just be made up?

Posted at 9:59AM on Jun 1st 2007 by angie

19. If there was ever a need for book burning,,,,,,, I can only hope that her hand picked cell mate will find the urge to shove that pencil lead right up her ass,,,, now thats a book I'd pay for,,,,,,,"How I whooped Paris' ass for 25 days and 24 nights" by hand picked cell mate,,,,, If Jail's anything like I remember, She's gonna walk in all primped up and what not and her cell mate might not have seen a shower in a week,,,,, I hope it takes um a couplea days to process her,,,, leave her in the drunk tank for a night or 3, That'd give her somethin to write about,,,,, but her book will more likely be about how she promo'd the Simple Life Via Satelite from the celeb ward where she had the dep's bring her in take out from Spago or maybe some Carl's jr's,,,,, If she was my cell mate... it would feel more like Gitmo,, Complete with nightly 3 am Waterboarding

Posted at 10:16AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sel Sin

20. Someone must be buying all the Paris ( books , etc) 4 her to make so much$$ .... there must be a market 4 it. I dont think shes about money .I think she is very into looking at her self in the mirrors ..... No beauty treatments 4 23 days .... What is a girl to do ... N

Posted at 10:03AM on Jun 1st 2007 by N

21. I think the State of California and the County of Los Angeles ought to charge PAris Hilton for all the costs associated with her jail time, the court costs, etc. I also thin she should have to pay heafty fines in addition to her jail term. Not instead of. It might not make a dent in her fortune, but it sure would help the state and the county. LOL!!!!

Posted at 10:32AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Anon

22.
I truly hope that NO news cameras show up for Parasite's prison debut. I would love to NOT see a picture of her on that day. Since she's expecting an onslaught of media attention, she should get NONE. If only....

Posted at 10:12AM on Jun 1st 2007 by A Parasite is a Parasite is a Parasite

23. whoever wrote that story on paris is really exagerating..what a lie

Posted at 10:14AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Me

24. dont care about PARIS
MICHEAL
CARMEN
OR JENNIFER!

i am so over those people!

Posted at 10:16AM on Jun 1st 2007 by sassy

25. PARIS HILTON IS A COMPLETE PSYCH JOB....THIS IS GETTING MORE AND MORE RIDICULOUS AND HILARIOUS...

THROW AWWWWWWWWWY THE KEY....LOL

Posted at 10:26AM on Jun 1st 2007 by ROBIN

26. Ann Coulter is awesome, and her books kick ass!

Posted at 10:40AM on Jun 1st 2007 by yoda

27. I don't understand why everyone always says "poor Jennifer Aniston"...didn't she ditch her fiancee of 5 years to be with Brad? How is she any better? I always thought it was quite a tell that after 7 years together, Brad moves on with a woman who wants tons of kids too. People can yell all they want about how Jen wants kids but her life choices tell a very different story.

Posted at 10:40AM on Jun 1st 2007 by Bored at work

28. Jen I know is has been difficult to find a man to MATCH Brad Pitt's looks, however I hope you find a man who would be faithful, strong and loves you to death, you are still young ro have your OWN babies, I believe you would be a TERRIFIC MOM!

Its best to feel sorry for Brad he has gone from SUPERSTAR to SUPERMOM taken care of other people's children, Angelina is pretty quick she knows that adding PIRR'S name to the kids name it assures she will have for sure a full time babbytiter while she does whatever she wants with her life. Actualy she got a bad wrap been with that crizy woman who pretendes to have gone from trashy to treasure, just wait when Brad leaves her her demons will come out again!!

Posted at 10:42AM on Jun 1st 2007 by HOOOOOORAY FOR JENNIFER.......

29. Oh come on it is we the public that made Paris the way she is if nobody cared there would be no Paris Hilton.I think she should be treated just like anybody else that did the same thing.No more no less.I just hope that Paris will take this as a lesson learned.

Enjoy your life

Posted at 1:57PM on Jun 1st 2007 by The Man

30. # 1, # 2

Are you people nuts? What crimes? She blew a .08 which is exaclty the legal limit. I know many professionl people who blew more than that and got off on the charges. If you didn't eat a lot that day a .08 is one glass of wine. Tell me none of you self-righteous nuts have driven after one drink? Give me a break! She was far from drunk. Do any of your husbands go out for a few beers with their friends and drive home? Of course they do. You people are filled with hate and bitterness, wishing the worst toward an individual you never even met. FACE IT... you dislike her that why you are ranting over the DUI, not because of the DUI. She is doing her time. Pete Doherty has been caught with drugs and driving under the influence too many times to count and he never did any jail time. Snoop Dog anyone? Sylvester Stallone? The list goes on and on... None of them have done time for a lot worse The best people are the ones quoting God's name while calling her a Skank . You are the really losers that need heavy counseling and probably meds.

Posted at 11:09AM on Jun 1st 2007 by watching

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