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Will Paris Turn Perp Walk Into Catwalk?

Paris Hilton wants to strut into jail with as much primp and circumstance as she can next week -- and she'll be writing a diary inside that she hopes to hawk for "a million dollars."

Rush & Molloy report that the jailbird-to-be has ordered up stylists to show up at her Hollywood Hills home at 9:00 AM on Monday, and she's going to try to pull a Naomi Campbell when she shows up to don her orange jumpsuit -- i.e., make sure she's very photo-ready. What's more, while she's serving time, a source says that she'll be penning a diary, which "will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart's."

And as for the big arrival, an "insider" says she may use her new kitten as a prop, handing it over to sister Nicky, tears streaming (violins playing, flashes popping, etc.), for maximum effect.

Jacko Auction – King of Flop?


Michael JacksonThat big Michael Jackson auction in Las Vegas didn't quite live up to expectations in its first day, netting only $500,000, even though auction organizers spent $5 million buying the stuff and $2 million just transporting it. The biggest draw among the 1,100 items in the auction so far was a black coat with an "M" crest that belonged to Michael himself, which someone paid $24,000 for (minus disinfection, presumably). Richard Altomare, chief exec of the company that put together the auction, says he wasn't disappointed by the haul. So far.



Aniston Moving on with Mystery Man


Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston may finally have a new man in her life that isn't "Vince Vaughn." The actress, spotted solo for much of the year, dined last weekend with what People describes as "a handsome mystery man," eating at Santa Monica beachfront hotel Shutters, and holding hands at the table for three hours over a bottle of Pellegrino. Of course, as TMZ showed you earlier this week, she showed up for BFF Courteney Cox and David Arquette's Memorial Day barbecue sans man. No word on who the guy is.

Party Favors: Carmen in Wonderland in Big, Big Mall ... Myers Schwings Big MTV Movie Honor ... Ann Coulter Confused for Candace Bushnell


Carmen ElectraCarmen Electra is going to the mall for her next film, "Winter Wonderland," with Chris Kattan and Patrick Swayze -- they filmed in that gigantic West Edmonton Mall in Canada. To celebrate wrapping production, she'll be hosting a party at Touch Ultra Lounge, the latest creation of Allen Ladd of Tryst fame. ... TMZ has learned that Mike Myers will be getting the MTV Generation Award at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, joining other leading men Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey in getting the ultimate golden popcorn bucket. ... Right-wing flamethrower Ann Coulter was soaking up the adulation of an admirer in Palm Beach, Fla., who gushed about loving her writing. Only problem, say Rush & Molloy, was when the "fan" wondered aloud, "You ARE Candace Bushnell, aren't you?"

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31. Regarding pair-ASS hilton: and this woman wonders why people hate her? She'a perfect example of someone who is a pampered poodle celebu-retard; self centered, self involved, self possessed, selfish and out of touch with realtiy...

Posted at 12:57PM on Jun 1st 2007 by 4 and counting...

32. jen- you are awesome girl!

paris- grow up

Posted at 12:05PM on Jun 1st 2007 by rose

33. #4 paris's alcohol level was 0.8, she would of gotten away if it was 0.7, she wasent severly drunk, like linsay lohan, or nicole richie, or mel gibson. mel was rly drunk and only got a slap in the wrist, paris probally had 1 or 2 drinks and went off to her normal life.

Posted at 12:01PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Mikester

34. What were the auctioneers thinking about jackoffs stuff. Jacko has become the one of the most strangest celebrities who is a has-been and has a strange attraction to little boys. If I had one of his belongings, I would sterilize it and bury it.

Posted at 12:23PM on Jun 1st 2007 by TBA

35. The paparrazi should freak her right out and boycott the catwalk and the release.

Posted at 12:26PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Bob

36. Hey Watching - you are so right! If those bloated, self-righteous freaks who attack Paris, LiLo, DiLo, and Britney would just go back to their Twinkies and Kool Aid and spend time adjusting the antenna on their trailer to pick up a better signal for Jerry Springer or Judge Judy we'd all be better off. Paris, Nicole, LiLo, and company don't keep those figures by eating like yoda and Anon, who are probably guzzling Bud Lite as I type this. Lay off losers!

Posted at 12:42PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Boy Howdy

37. The best thing for Paris would be to be smacked around some once she's in jail. Hopefully, she will have a fear-filled humbling time. Any profits she makes from her crime should be confiscated to pay for the costs to the state for her crime.

For those who say Paris shouldn't go to jail for a .08 DUI... She's not going to jail for a DUI but for thumbing her nose at the terms of her probation. She drove multiple times (and was told not to drive multiple times), while her license was suspended and she refused to go alcohol education. She had an easy punishment but was too stupid and conceited to follow the terms of her probation. Truly an idiot.

Posted at 1:03PM on Jun 1st 2007 by jamis

38. I wish the best for Jennifer Aniston.... She's one of those celebrities I want to see with a real life happy ending.

And onto more disgusting matters: Paris. I'd love to think any book that retard would write would flop, but there's going to be people who will buy it. I"m betting it'll be a big picture book with small words. Her fans will love it.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Valerie

39. I still think that the guvenor should step up as his former colleague Guvenor Lawrence M. Judd did, when he kept Grace Hubbard Fortescue in his office for an entire day in his office despite the fact that she was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

I was one of the proudest moments in the history of modern American Justice.

Paris Hilton is already getting special treatment and frankly I don't think that is enough to keep her out of the infirmary. If she is starving herself before prison and was weighing 115 lbs when she was arrested, I as prison warden would be very keen on keeping her alive and the city away from a lawsuit, even if it meant rewarding good behavior with an earlier release even before it was shown.

If you really wanted to show the public that DUI is not acceptable, I have to relaunch my idea of a celebrity chain gang consisting of whatever known or want-to-be which is convicted in LA. Let them meat every day at 5 a.m. carry along their own designer leg irons made of steel so they can work the next 12 hours with breaks for breakfast, lunch and dinner and group therapy for which they have to pay for. With their amount of money they can hire Dr. Phil himself to manage the group therapy.

That would show your nation that crimes does not pay.

Posted at 1:31PM on Jun 1st 2007 by C. Overgaard

40. GOOD FOR JEN. BRAD TURNED OUT TO BE SUCH A PUSSY. SHACKING UP WITH A PHYSICO WITCH.
OUR AMERICAN SWEETHEART JEN DESERVES ONLY THE BEST.

Posted at 1:46PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Brenda

41. CONTACT ME ASAP I WILL SERVE HER TIME,SUCH IS MY DEVOTION TO THIS GODDESS!

TEAM PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 1st 2007 by I'LL DO PARIS' TIME!

42. Don't they have a law that says you cannot profit, in any way whatsoever, from your crime. Therefore, if Parasite writes a book about her time in jail, then she should not be allowed to have any of the profits if, God forbid, it actually sells. Maybe she can call it "I learned how to be a canoe licker and survived". What a skank. Anything for a buck. Simple white trash. She should be living in a trailer park.

Posted at 2:36PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Spurs

43. Go Jen, and have a lot of fun. You deserve to be happy. You are looking hot. Good luck.

Posted at 3:58PM on Jun 3rd 2007 by Jackie

44. MOST JAIL SENTENCES ARE FINITE.
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IS FOREVER.

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 9th 2007 by GARYMIKECOLASUONO

45. MOST JAIL SENTENCES ARE FINITE. .... .
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS ARE FOREVER. .... .

Posted at 3:50PM on Jun 9th 2007 by GARYMIKECOLASUONO

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