Celebrity Justice
Paris Hilton: Jail Tale of the Tape

Click to view docsThe office pool debates can now be settled: Paris Hilton's official stats are now public domain.

According to the booking sheet, Hilton (aka no. 9818783) has blonde hair, green eyes, stands 5'8" tall and weighs in at 115 pounds. A healthy diet of prison food might add a few pounds -- she probably isn't used to three square meals a day!

If you find yourself suffering from Paris withdrawal over the next 23, why not head down to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where regular visiting hours are Saturday and Sunday from 8:30 AM - 3:30 PM and then from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM. But if you can't make it to Lynwood, you can send her mail at: 11705 S. Alameda St., Lynwood, CA 90262. Be sure to include her booking number!

Care packages of tabloid magazines, Pinkberry yogurt and nail files would be appreciated.



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16. Last night was classic. Pari-slut got a good dose of what Hollywood thinks of her. If anyone had an ounce of respect for her in the industry, she would not have been roasted at the MTV Awards.

She is a joke, plain and simple. Would she have gotten to plea down to reckless driving if she would have killed someone that night? 23 days is nothing. Breaking probation is not a joke and neither is drunk driving. She should be doing MORE time and having to take showers with the rest of the inmates. They have to be humiliated everyday, she should be too.

All these little bitches need to get a grip and hire a driver if they are going to continue to act like idiots.

Posted at 12:06PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Publicly Spanked & Well Deserved

17. LOL@bless us with her beauty. Where do you get the girl has beauty. She is all plastic or haven't you seen her old pictures.

Posted at 12:04PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Sylvia

18. She has BROWN hair & BROWN eyes! Plain old brown, brown, brown!

She bought her green eyes & blonde hair!

Good grief. Who does she think she's fooling?

Posted at 12:14PM on Jun 4th 2007 by thinkaboutit

19. First of all, her eye color is listed as green, not blue. Read much? Her eyes are actually hazel and she has custom made contacts. Secondly, enough with the Paris bashing. She's not the only one who this has happened to in Hollywood. Seems like many of you are just jealous of her, which I'm sure you are. Jealous of jail? No. But jealous of her life, definitely. Get over it.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 4th 2007 by LadyLaLa

20. poor thing. boo-hoo. LMAO

Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 4th 2007 by whynot

21. 14. Last night was classic. Pari-slut got a good dose of what Hollywood thinks of her. If anyone had an ounce of respect for her in the industry, she would not have been roasted at the MTV Awards.....
Posted at 12:06PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Publicly Spanked & Well Deserved

I missed the MTV movie awards - what did they say ?
Thanks


Posted at 12:10PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Startmakingsense

22. Good God, people - She can't help it she was born into a rich family, any more than we can help it we were born into not-so-rich families. And she's being treated like she murdered somebody. At least it's not her 28th DUI, like that one guy in the news. I feel sorry for her. I can't imagine anything worse than using the john out in the open, with absolutely no privacy!

IMO, jealousy is a total waste of time, and very unbecoming.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Sharona

23. Startmakingsense-

go to mtv.com and click on Pari-slut's face to view the video of what was said and how the entire crowd erupted in appaluse, cheers, and laughter. The remarks were pretty crude and she has no one to blame but herself.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Publicly Spanked & Well Deserved

24. STOP HATIN!
Everyone loves Paris! We always talk about her! GOOD or Bad. Paris, we love you and your beautiful and don't worry NOW Your Proving the WOLRD that your a TRUE AMERICAN.... doing some time in the slammer for a stupid law. Talk about WORLD MEDIA.
Love you girl,
Saul

P.S. Is that really NOT that bad. I went thru it, like a briss... just sleep, eat and rest. Be ready Supernova!

Posted at 12:27PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Saul

25. Whether she deserved what happened to her is between her and god...but a public humiliation from tinseltown was uncalled for...To blast her for turning to god is shameful...to blast her for carrying a bible is shameful...she helped build your stupid empire of ratings and money...then comes the kick...Pari-slut she's called huh...lemme guess, she wanted no part of you and you're upset...deal with it...we'd all like to marry the homecoming queen but it aint happenin...Paris, baby doll, its ok...Its just life on life's terms...we're all human...dont let the exploiters and expropriaters ruin you...learn from whats happened and go on...stay with the ones who showed you loyalty and compassion...

Posted at 12:36PM on Jun 4th 2007 by praxis

26. Saul - go back to school ! It's a breeze !!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:36PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Sux to be you:)

27. Posted at 12:21PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Publicly Spanked & Well Deserved

Thanks for the link - wow.
"Publicly Spanked " is exactly what happened there. I wonder if any of the crowd hatred and jeering would have even sunken in? She probably just sat there thinking to herself "Well, whatever, they are all so totally jealous because I'm hot...blah blah blah." sigh what a waste of a human being that girl is.

Posted at 12:40PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Startmakingsense

28. lmao sux to be you. i think saul was talking about a jewish ceremony on infant foreskin!!! NOT a breeze...omg

Posted at 12:59PM on Jun 4th 2007 by whynot

29. She has brown eyes, how dumb are these people.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Paris is a faker

30. Jealousy oh jealousy and it will get you nowhere, you would all be worse if it were you, be honest.
oh yeah and "good riddance" since when did Paris become a racist? you must be imagining things again you probably do that alot.
the haters the haters mad cause Paris has floor seats........anywhere she wants.

Thanks.

Posted at 2:25PM on Jun 4th 2007 by page

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