Paris Hilton: Jail Tale of the Tape

31. Im not a paris fan but I cant help but feel sorry for her even though she deserves it... Shes going to go stir crazy sitting in that jail cell. I know I would..

Posted at 2:46PM on Jun 4th 2007 by ben

32. How interesting... Paris chose to get booked at the last minute on 06/03/2007, so that her projected release date is 06/26/2007... which means, she won't really serve 23 days, more like just over 22 days... anything to get out early, I guess!

Posted at 4:08PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Lylas17

33. If you notice Paris turned herself in early so the celeb could make sure she could make the Tabloid print deadline..which was early tuesday...

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 4th 2007 by tada

34. Her eyes look green coz she wears light blue contact lenses over brown eyes and besides she shouldn't be allowed to wear them in prison cpz they are purely forcosmetic use. I would love to see a mug shot of her without them in.

"ROT IN HELL JAILCROTCH!"

Posted at 7:44PM on Jun 4th 2007 by PARISITE JAIL CROTCH HILTON SUX!

35. 4-EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:02PM on Jun 4th 2007 by I'll write her everyday! I LOVE U PARIS!

36. NOT yucky brown!

Posted at 8:37PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Paris has REAL blonde hair!

37. cherie amore

Posted at 2:02PM on Jun 5th 2007 by catheadmoon

38. Paris has brown eyes, you dumbasses.

Posted at 9:08PM on Jun 4th 2007 by angela

39. If you look at the video of her leaving last night it is such a sham. She hides from the cameras, yet has her windows rolled down. Its not July yet so its not that hot here. Hey paris, is you don't want the attention roll the windows up. What a bunch of BS.

Posted at 8:58PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Amy

40. I still kep counting here seconds left in prison at http://www.simplejaillife.com

Posted at 6:20AM on Jun 5th 2007 by Matthew

41. Well, thankfully she decided not to wear her " I'm paris hilton , I can do what I want " t-shirt to jail ...

and to those around her (that helped put her up on her pedestal) ... would you rather be visiting her in her mausoleum right now?

she is not in jail because of her " status" ... DWI is VERY SERIOUS!

what happens after the 23 days? will she be able to get behind the wheel of a car again or will she have to follow the protocol like all the rest of the DWI drivers?

Posted at 10:24AM on Jun 5th 2007 by lisa

42. Paris's punishment FAR outweighs the crime. If she was your sister, would you think her sentence was fair? She should've got 7 days, max. She's being punished for being rich and beautiful. I'm AMAZED at how hateful people are. And it IS out of jealousy - don't deny it. And, no - I'm not a Paris fan, but I'm not a mean, hateful, jealous person either.

Posted at 11:38AM on Jun 6th 2007 by Sharona

43. The "Official Sopranos Web Site" is currently running a contest about who would take over Tony's role as the family leader. Unfortunately, they do not offer a write-in space, so here's my choice:

PARIS HILTON

Posted at 9:10PM on Jun 8th 2007 by avoiceofhumorcom

44. Enough with the Paris Hilton persecution already.

Posted at 1:53AM on Jun 10th 2007 by No More

45. pretty sure all of you who said she has brown eyes is wrong.. she has green/ hazel, an everybody who was freaking out about paris getting out needs to get beat up.. Of corse shes going to get special treatment if shes worth that much money, shes probably a pain in the butt at teh jail because if anything happens to her, theres a fat lawsuit.
Everyone who got mad about the other day is just jealous and should mind their own business, some people get lucky.. and to those who didnt get lucky.. Sucks to be you!

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 10th 2007 by stephani