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Simon Rex & Lohan's Ex Rap About Sex

6/4/2007 3:12 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Simon Rex & Lohan's Ex Rap About Sex

It takes a classy guy to break into a rap about oral pleasure on the street.

TMZ spotted former MTV-VJ/porn star Simon Rex out with Lindsay Lohan's ex-boytoy Calum Best outside Les Deux Friday night, where Calum showed off his amateur beat-boxing skills as Rex laid down some racy rhymes.

With lyrics like, "Get my d**k sucked with a bottle of Bacardi ... I got 3 hos named Jenny ... they suck my d**k," -- it's safe to say these two probably won't be making a debut on the Billboard charts anytime soon.

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Oh boy:  1715 days ago

PIGS!!! I bet their mothers are so proud of them! I hope Simon's d**k gets stuck in the bottle of Bacardi lolololol

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Tom Cruise has landed:  1715 days ago

Wow,

Is the news really that lame? Is there really nothing about any real celebrity? Yeah, great encourage these two pathetic losers! Can't even call them has beens because have never BEEN anything!

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Dawn:  1715 days ago

what do you expect from a gay porn actor.

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Your'e Fired!:  1715 days ago

...........Their Mother's must be so proud...........

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Gia:  1715 days ago

What a couple of classless losers. Spare us any more news about these D list "celebrities."

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AB:  1715 days ago

Which is Simons best Gay flick? I think hes HOT!

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catheadmoon:  1714 days ago

real, keepin it

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mackey:  1714 days ago

DIRT NASTY ROOLZ!!!!

DROPPIN NAMES is a hot song...google it

Simon for Governor!

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Taea:  1713 days ago

Filthy pigs!

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