Simon Rex & Lohan's Ex Rap About Sex

Posted Jun 4th 2007 2:12AM by TMZ Staff

It takes a classy guy to break into a rap about oral pleasure on the street.

TMZ spotted former MTV-VJ/porn star Simon Rex out with Lindsay Lohan's ex-boytoy Calum Best outside Les Deux Friday night, where Calum showed off his amateur beat-boxing skills as Rex laid down some racy rhymes.

With lyrics like, "Get my d**k sucked with a bottle of Bacardi ... I got 3 hos named Jenny ... they suck my d**k," -- it's safe to say these two probably won't be making a debut on the Billboard charts anytime soon.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird

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1. PIGS!!! I bet their mothers are so proud of them! I hope Simon's d**k gets stuck in the bottle of Bacardi lolololol

Posted at 9:32AM on Jun 4th 2007 by casey

2. Wow,

Is the news really that lame? Is there really nothing about any real celebrity? Yeah, great encourage these two pathetic losers! Can't even call them has beens because have never BEEN anything!

Posted at 11:05AM on Jun 4th 2007 by Wow

3. what do you expect from a gay porn actor.

Posted at 11:23AM on Jun 4th 2007 by Dawn

4. ...........Their Mother's must be so proud...........

Posted at 1:08PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

5. What a couple of classless losers. Spare us any more news about these D list "celebrities."

Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Yuck Foo

6. Which is Simons best Gay flick? I think hes HOT!

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 4th 2007 by AB

7. real, keepin it

Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 5th 2007 by catheadmoon

8. DIRT NASTY ROOLZ!!!!

DROPPIN NAMES is a hot song...google it

Simon for Governor!