Damon Courts Death in Manhattan

16. Right on, Matt, show your team spirit and be proud of it! Baseball fans are the best!

Posted at 1:27PM on Jun 5th 2007 by LADodgersGirl

17. socks the cat says we all mourn the loss of the late late show with david letterman, now get you're bloomberg-soprano firearm permit here

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 5th 2007 by catheadmoon

18. Why cant more stars be like Matt!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Tammy

19. Matt Damon rocks! I loved what he said on the show too. If you didn't hear him, then you missed out cause not only was he dead on about how terrible the yankees are, but he was funny too!
Oh, and I'm stoked to see Ocean's 13 because Ocean's 11 and 12 were amazing....

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 5th 2007 by amanda

20. GO Matt!! Yankees Suck!!!!

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 6th 2007 by ANNA GATES

21. There are certain sections of Manhattan where Red Sox fans are welcome, especially around publishing houses and places relating to the arts. They're chock full of Bosox fans.

Personally, I wish the Red Sox and Yankees (as well as their fans) would vanish from the face of the earth. Both "evil empires" are obnoxious.

Posted at 1:21AM on Jun 6th 2007 by Vincent

22. So Ashley Judd's trying to make a comeback, trying to steel her Indy 500 winning husband's thunder?? She is pathetic. Go back under your rock Homely.

Posted at 8:39AM on Jun 6th 2007 by uselessbetch

23. all new yuck !! people have to worry about is swearer street and kfc rats lol i cant stand the rankeeys never will born and raised to love my home team bosox baby so if u are a tru fan read below laugh and enjoy !@!!

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"



"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for

you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday.

While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for

my birthday."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for

my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good! And what is it you learned?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already hate you Yankee bastards!"

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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and a Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!" and throws himself off the mountain.

The Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.

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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

Posted at 9:39AM on Jun 20th 2007 by bosox fans are the best