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Jordan: BIG Star

6/5/2007 5:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Katie Price aka Jordan, may be getting too big for her britches -- literally.

The trainwreck reality star waddled into a book launch today in London, arriving to Harrods in a giant diamond -- carried by four shirtless hunks. Though Price looked overly happy -- and overwhelmingly busty -- inside her plastic bubble, the guys carrying the gigantically preggo wanna-Beckham definitely weren't sharing her enthusiasm as they visibly strained to lift her bigness.

Inside the launch, the enhanced Jordan told reporters she wouldn't rule out getting a vaginoplasty after giving birth -- to get her area "lifted and tightened a bit." Like a virgin!

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Brit is a f*ck up    

GO HOME

2636 days ago
2.

Cynic    

Who is this plastic bimbo, and where does she get off calling herself "Jordan" when her name is Katie? She should consider getting a vaginoplasty for her mouth, the vapid bitch. The sad part is, her kid will probably be just as useless as she is.

2636 days ago
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angel46    

She looks and acts like a joke...like an Anna Nicole wannabe. Those big ol' boobs looks grandmotherly, not youthful and sexy. Just like an ol' pregnant hog.

2636 days ago
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Tom Cruise has landed    

Are her and her husband really rich and famous? They seem to have no talent at all. I don't think they've really even grasped the English language. Their accents are the worst. Oh well the wedding appears to have been horrendous. How tacky. What is that thing on her head?

2636 days ago
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angel46    

Tell that cow to get out of the road! A young Pam Anderson, I guess, also a cow. I think her boobs are too small....she needs a few more water baloons stuffed in her poor chest.

2636 days ago
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jessica    

LOL #4 PREGNANT HOG , THAT WAS FUNNY

2636 days ago
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Jennifa O Jenny    

Aw come on - it wasn't as bad as all that. The guys were kinda scronny if you ask me - and there were only 2 holding that contraption with a pregnant woman inside. It's not a poor reflection on Katie but rather a reflection on how weak the models are.

2636 days ago
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catheadmoon    

one thousand dollar lifetime memberships to the united states chess federation, get em while their hot

2636 days ago
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duke    

And we care about this stupid bitch why? Why doesn't she get her mouth sewn shut with her vag, a two for one deal, that way she won't reproduce again AND we won't have to listen to the ugly skank.

2636 days ago
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PUH-LEASE!!!    

WHY ARE YOU ALL HATERS?

I have seen their show and she and her husband are ADORABLE.

And rememberduh, it's show BUSINESS.

2636 days ago
11.

Danielle    

Her name is Katie Price aka Jordan and she is a model and is fine as hell!! look her up....people are just hating on her get over it she is a dime piece!!

2636 days ago
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duke    

#11 - Jordon, you are a skanky whore nobody. beginning and end of your ugly-ass story.

2636 days ago
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no one    

Whats the deal with the diamond?

2636 days ago
14.

Snarksnarksnark    

If those guys don't like toting her around then they should simply have put the damn sedan chair down and walked away.

Just because they are dressed like hunky slave boys, doesn't mean they actually are slave boys.

2636 days ago
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Michaele    

Who the hell is she and why is this even news. She's a trainwreck in the making and I'm just waiting for the crash. I just hope its really really sooooon!!!!!!

2636 days ago
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