Celebrity Justice
Paris Is Cryin' & Freezin' as Inmates Chant

Paris Prison Diaries
TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of day # 2 in the slammer. In three words, "Paris is scared."

Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she's not sleeping or eating. Paris says her cell is "freezing cold." She has three little blankets and no pillow. She's using one of the blankets as a pillow. The room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space.

Sleep isn't the only problem. Paris says she has no appetite and has eaten almost nothing.

Inmates actually struck up a chant when Paris went back to her cell earlier today. As she walked by they struck up a chorus, "Paris! Paris! Paris!" We're told she smiled and waved. Some inmates have been coming up to her cell door, mostly to say hi. One inmate said, "You don't deserve to be here." Another made an origami butterfly from a magazine page and slipped it under her door. Another slipped a drawing book under her door. The guards, Paris says, have all been nice.

She's called her lawyer and family, but found it really hard to talk because there's a recording, "You have one minute left. This call is being recorded."

Tomorrow, Day 3.

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31. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:-(

Posted at 7:19PM on Jun 5th 2007 by SlappDaddy

32. I'm having a hell of a time believing this story. TMZ has "sources" in the jails? How is that possible?

Posted at 7:37PM on Jun 5th 2007 by DeLayne

33.

#30, Vina Yan.........very clever, nice set up. I'm not sure about the cancer thing, but nice set up...

Posted at 7:34PM on Jun 5th 2007 by SickofallHollywoodnotalentnobodies

34. Bottom Line: Jail sucks so I'm sure she'll never drink and drive again...
thanks for the updates, Much more interesting then Hasselhoff...

Posted at 7:19PM on Jun 5th 2007 by JJ

35. I find it amazing that there are actually people who will defend drunk drivers like Paris! If Paris had had only one drink, she would not have tested in a way that got her another DUI. Period. Drinking and doing drugs while driving is a Paris habit, not like the times she was caught were the only times she was actually high on something, wake up. Paris's way of life is club-hopping til the wee hours of the morning, then shopping and posing for Paparazzi half the day. So not eating and not sleeping is suddenly a problem for Paris? That's pretty damned funny! Paris is where she belongs, and shitty parenting is what helped get her there, but I do agree that the Lohan whore belongs there as well.

If that was one of us, we would have received a much stiffer sentence. Shame on a judicial system that is definitely not blind.

Posted at 7:19PM on Jun 5th 2007 by NO on driving and drinking

36. Okay she "Should" have TWO sets of clothes, if she doesn't yet she will after laundry day.
She needs to use the third blanket to keep warm at night, while reading. Use the ENORMOUSLY over sized sweatshirt they give you to wrap up a big book inside it as a pillow wrapped in one of the extra Tshirts. Once you have the sweatshirt and tshirt over the book it's "decent for sleep".

Sleep during the day when it is more comfortable temperature wise, read all night when it's "fairly" quiet. If you sleep during the day your mind has less time to wander , it's quiter and somewhat more civilized at night.


Food intake is another story, Paris' is a stoner so i'd imagine she has trouble eating the first day or two she is not baked. After that I reccomend trading all the crap food away for the un-peeled fruits and hard boiled eggs.


Got the Tshirt`

Posted at 7:22PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Got the tshirt

37. I sent her a pic to the jail that said 'F--- Yourself". She may need someone to read that to her. Contact me to see the pic.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jun 5th 2007 by RP

38. This is such a life she is not used to. She deserved some time but 3 weeks is a bit harsh. Paris, be strong. You will survive. Please eat something!

Posted at 7:55PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Kerry

39. hey paris, that ain't the hilton you're in!
agree with poster 15, the media is making these so-called celebrities "something".
maybe somebody ought to shank them.

Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 5th 2007 by idon'tcare

40. Princess Mary, you are an idiot.

Posted at 7:25PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Danielle

41. HAPPY, FIST PUMPING, CHANT - SING IT WIT ME Y'ALL

SHANK DA SKANK, SHANK DA SKANK, SHANK DA SKANK, SHANK DA SKANK, SHANK DA SKANK.........

Posted at 7:50PM on Jun 5th 2007 by BRITNEY SPERM...UM SPEARS

42. her blood alcohol level was not very high, for not eating a thing since 4 am the pervious morning. the only reason why they gave her a DUI was cause there were like 20 or 30 paps arounds and the world and the whole LA as a city were watching with a microscope, and they HAD to make a big deal out of it
cause of all the media, if it were any other jane doe she would not be in jail, or she wouldnt have had her license taken away

but that ho lohan has feloney charges so that bitch needs to go away for GOOD

Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 5th 2007 by luv you paris

43. #36,

HEY PRiiiNCESS MARY,

iii WANT YOU TO SHUT THE F**K UP!! iii REALLY WANT YOU TO!! iiidiiiot!!!

Posted at 7:32PM on Jun 5th 2007 by mr.mercenary

44. BOO HOO CRY ME A RIVER

Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 5th 2007 by ME

45. TO THAT SO CALLED PRINCESS MARY TRAMP (WHO ISN"T THE REAL PRINCESS MARY BY THE WAY, I know because i'm Aussie and Aussies DON"T talk with a southern American accent) YOU ARE NOTHNG BUT A PATHETIC PARISITE HUGGER and the only thing stupder than parisite herself is a parisite fan. GET A LIFE YOU LOSER GO WORSHIP SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT- AND A BRAIN!

Posted at 7:34PM on Jun 5th 2007 by PARISITE JAIL CROTCH HILTON SUX!

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